Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

I grow increasingly tired of kiwitubers saying dumb shit about federal inmate phone calls.

- Calls are made BY the inmate. The inmate calls the person on the outside. It can happen at any time, depending on how free the wall phones are. Inmates cannot receive calls from people on the outside. If the facility has tablets, they can text each other through a monitored messaging app.

Calls are at maximum 15 minutes long. This is across the board federally.

If the phones are free at 2 pm on a weekday, Daniel will call regardless if griffin is working or whatever, because it might be the only chance he can call.
 
I grow increasingly tired of kiwitubers saying dumb shit about federal inmate phone calls.

- Calls are made BY the inmate. The inmate calls the person on the outside. It can happen at any time, depending on how free the wall phones are. Inmates cannot receive calls from people on the outside. If the facility has tablets, they can text each other through a monitored messaging app.

Calls are at maximum 15 minutes long. This is across the board federally.

If the phones are free at 2 pm on a weekday, Daniel will call regardless if griffin is working or whatever, because it might be the only chance he can call.
But you can also send snail mail to them telling them to call you. Anyone is allowed to mail inmates and provide a number for them to call. And you can send money to their commissary so they'll take you more seriously and use their precious phone time to call you.
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It's a bit harder when they're in the hospital. Like Chris was consistently sending letters from jail but once he was in the hospital for the evaluation, there was radio silence.
 
But you can also send snail mail to them telling them to call you. Anyone is allowed to mail inmates and provide a number for them to call. And you can send money to their commissary so they'll take you more seriously and use their precious phone time to call you.

It's a bit harder when they're in the hospital. Like Chris was consistently sending letters from jail but once he was in the hospital for the evaluation, there was radio silence.
Letters are fair game incoming or outbound, the only time I’ve ever seen restriction are for communicating threats or being in a gang.

I am assuming Danderson is calling Griffin COLLECT, which is when the person on the outside puts money on an account associated with their number. This is useful if you only want the inmate using your money to call you, or if you have multiple contacts in prison.

Calling DIRECT uses money from the inmate commissary account, which is occasionally called a “trust fund”. If griffin is putting money on larsons books directly, he’s a mega retard.
 
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it would be far more merciful to execute people like this
With the amount of bullshit and costs involved in actually putting down convicted mass murderers, when a .45 to the back of the head could do the job, it'll never happen with mental cases. He's a waste of resources inside or outside of the loony bin, but at least he can't bother the general public. Then once his sentence is eventually up, they'll dump him back onto the street long after everyone has forgotten about him and moved on, and he'll just die in a ditch in the middle of winter.
 
So what's the lore about a hotel threatening to kill this sick fuck? Metokur just dropped that clip on with no real context during his stream about this lunatic. Was it just a schizophrenic breakdown with him hearing voices?
 
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So what's the lore about a hotel threatening to kill this sick fuck? Metokur just dropped that clip on with no real context during his stream about this lunatic. Was it just a schizophrenic breakdown with him hearing voices?
IIRC a troll LARPing as the front desk staff at the motel he was at told him to gtfo, and if he returned he would be shot on sight. Thus resulting in "THE MOTEL THREATENED TO KILL ME! THE MOTEL THREATENED TO KILL ME! THE MOTEL THREATENED TO KILL MEEEEEEE!"
 
IIRC a troll LARPing as the front desk staff at the motel he was at told him to gtfo, and if he returned he would be shot on sight. Thus resulting in "THE MOTEL THREATENED TO KILL ME! THE MOTEL THREATENED TO KILL ME! THE MOTEL THREATENED TO KILL MEEEEEEE!"
Turbo autists like Danderson, CWC and Worldoftshirts always fall for LARPs and that's how we get shit like this or the Miyamoto emails. Their flavor of autism is the super gullible kind.
 
Turbo autists like Danderson, CWC and Worldoftshirts always fall for LARPs and that's how we get shit like this or the Miyamoto emails. Their flavor of autism is the super gullible kind.
They hit this sweet spot in which they are functional enough to use technology, but too stupid and naive to truly understand it. They're in that haze in the middle of the spectrum between functioning and non-functional autism.
 
Very few autists have the CWC strain.
knew a lardball kid in high school who had the CWC strain of autism. he'd always tard out over the dumbest of larps, and at one point believed that the governor of arizona had chosen him to be arizona's representative in some bullshit competition. I'm pretty sure he's dead or dying of being fat now.
 
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The brown Daniel Larson actually tried to set Los Angeles on fire. For anybody wondering why Danny is doing serious time, the FBI worried he could do some shit like these LA fires. This scum also screeched like a bitch and surrendered immediately, mostly in Spanish to citizens not LEOs. They zip tied his hands and waited for the cops.

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Same bird beak, same body posture, also homeless. Genetic malfunction?
 

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knew a lardball kid in high school who had the CWC strain of autism. he'd always tard out over the dumbest of larps, and at one point believed that the governor of arizona had chosen him to be arizona's representative in some bullshit competition. I'm pretty sure he's dead or dying of being fat now.
Sounds like he had a million Grace Vanderwaal tier delusions, but he never got into internet infamy. Probably for the best.
 
The brown Daniel Larson actually tried to set Los Angeles on fire. For anybody wondering why Danny is doing serious time, the FBI worried he could do some shit like these LA fires. This scum also screeched like a bitch and surrendered immediately, mostly in Spanish to citizens not LEOs. They zip tied his hands and waited for the cops.

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Same bird beak, same body posture, also homeless. Genetic malfunction?
"REDEEM YOU! REDEEM YOU! REDEEM YOU!"
 
Sounds like he had a million Grace Vanderwaal tier delusions, but he never got into internet infamy. Probably for the best.
He believed that he was supposed to be with the prom queen on his second senior year and had a fucking meltdown when he wasn't allowed near her. also he smelled (presumably) worse than larson.
IF he's alive still, it's only a matter of time before some zoomie and gen alpha fags wanting to relive the days of daniel being free find him.
 
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