Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

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I would bet money he gets released sometime this year, probably for some budget cuts, and end up getting some Mr Based style manager/ween assuming his health doesn't deteriorate severely like has been
As long as daniel stays away from actual children I'd love to see what he would do with some real money
 
"Nurse Levett, since this is your first day on the job, I'm going to do you a favor and warn you about Daniel. He's... different."
"This isn't my first rodeo. I think I can handle it."
"That's what they all say. I'll introduce you. Trust me, the sooner you get used to him, the better. Call the chaplain, too. We're not allowed to go in without him."
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"Nurse Levett, since this is your first day on the job, I'm going to do you a favor and warn you about Daniel. He's... different."
"This isn't my first rodeo. I think I can handle it."
"That's what they all say. I'll introduce you. Trust me, the sooner you get used to him, the better. Call the chaplain, too. We're not allowed to go in without him."View attachment 7368069
POV: You're an Oliver Garden waitress
 
So the whole Clark/Griffin thing: trying to wrap my head around this guy;

1. He's an obnoxious rich kid, around 20-21 years old who got expelled from college several months into his freshmen year for basically running around campus drunk 24-7 and starting shit with random classmates

2. After getting kicked out of college before his first semester even ended for drunkenness and being an asshole, his parents sent him to a fancy rehab facility for his alcoholism where he spent his thirty days there online watching Youtube shit instead of being made to go to therapy and doing constructive shit to become a productive member of society

3. From those days spent online watching Youtube stuff, he found out about Daniel Larson who was in the middle of his Vegas arc (in particular being dragged out of a casino bathroom he was trying to sleep in). Somehow Clark decides to basically get in on the troll train and decides to become a full time troll buddy trolling Daniel.

4. Somehow he gets invited into a big time troll group that pretends to be a music label and gets Daniel's telephone number and starts calling him every day, pretending to be Grace Vanderwall's business lawyer and befriending Daniel, who is like 4-5 years older than Clark.

5. Clark starts sending Daniel child porn, orchestrating freak outs like at the hotel and Olive Garden, and feeding his delusions that Grace is in love with him. He also brags to a podcast that he has "big plans" to destroy Daniel. Which may or may not have been the ultra elaborate fake online college classes or be tied to the child porn that Daniel was getting sent by Clark, who apparently besides being a drunk and a troll, is also a pedophile.

6. The FBI start investigating Daniel for the death threats/bomb threats. Clark is investigated and Daniel later tells Lil Sippy that Clark somehow managed to avoid being busted for possession of child pornography when talking about how inept McDougal was in his investigation.

7. Daniel gets arrested. Clark (now forced to work a job by his parents) is fired when the FBI come around to investigate him and his coworkers find out that Clark is friends with a pedophile and psychopath who's insanity he has been enabling and exploiting for laughs.

8. Clark cuts ties with Daniel, denouncing him and his insanity in a performative call he posts online.

9. Bob calls Clark to basically beg him to resume contact with Daniel, because Daniel has now hooked up with Lil Sippy, who Bob hates and feels is a worse influence on Daniel since Daniel apparently truly thought Clark was his friend. Daniel meanwhile starts playing Lil Sippy and Clark against each other, with Daniel telling Lil Sippy that Clark was "plotting against him to steal Grace from him" before cutting ties with Lil Sippy over him posting his calls online and starts only talking to Clark.

10. Clark gets fired from his new job after his boss catches him hiding in a bathroom stall instead of working, so he could have a long call with Daniel, who is freaking out because he got transferred to the loony bin rather than being released on technicality like Lil Sippy claimed he would be.
 
I had a quick tldr question Is most of Daniel's problems his own cause and fault or is it like world of T shirts where he's just getting fed shit by handlers
 
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His fault from what I've seen via video retrospectives.

In particular, DL is so obsessed with the Internet/streaming 24-7 and his delusional obsession with fame and Grace, combined with his pedophilia, that he's rejected reality countless times and been kicked out of numerous group homes in favor of being a piece of shit. Especially since it's been well documented that he is smart enough to play dumb dumb every time he starts shit in public so that cops and judges let him go with a warning rather than throw him in jail to rot.
 
His fault from what I've seen via video retrospectives.

In particular, DL is so obsessed with the Internet/streaming 24-7 and his delusional obsession with fame and Grace, combined with his pedophilia, that he's rejected reality countless times and been kicked out of numerous group homes in favor of being a piece of shit. Especially since it's been well documented that he is smart enough to play dumb dumb every time he starts shit in public so that cops and judges let him go with a warning rather than throw him in jail to rot.
Hey thanks for that reply and alright then sweet I guess I got to start at page one and start clicking through everything the only reason I haven't up to now is because I feel sort of bad like with world of T shirts especially to be fair though I don't know the whole story on that either
 
Hey thanks for that reply and alright then sweet I guess I got to start at page one and start clicking through everything the only reason I haven't up to now is because I feel sort of bad like with world of T shirts especially to be fair though I don't know the whole story on that either
World of TShirt is another person who deserves no pity since he willingly acts like a cunt let alone devoted his entire personality around being a literal retarded drunk the second he was legally able to drink.
 
World of TShirt is another person who deserves no pity since he willingly acts like a cunt let alone devoted his entire personality around being a literal retarded drunk the second he was legally able to drink.
Hold up on that statement. WoT is an annoying retard, but he's genuinely autistic. Not like internet verbiage autistic. Mr. Based, his handler, is someone who enables him and lets him act like a fool, instead of correcting his behavior, because his asinine behavior brings in views and money. He's really more of a victim of circumstance than anything else. Just some food for thought though.
 
Hold up on that statement. WoT is an annoying retard, but he's genuinely autistic. Not like internet verbiage autistic. Mr. Based, his handler, is someone who enables him and lets him act like a fool, instead of correcting his behavior, because his asinine behavior brings in views and money. He's really more of a victim of circumstance than anything else. Just some food for thought though.
WOTS is an example of why beating drunks nearly to death to cure them of their drinking is the way to go. If that faggot was being tortured to the brink of death daily, it would cure him of his "I think I'll make drinking my entire personality because it's cool" bullshit.

Bonus points of they brutally beat him while singing New York New York, so that he instinctively goes catatonic from trauma flashbacks of having a hammer break his bones every time he hears that song
 
WOTS is an example of why beating drunks nearly to death to cure them of their drinking is the way to go. If that faggot was being tortured to the brink of death daily, it would cure him of his "I think I'll make drinking my entire personality because it's cool" bullshit.

Bonus points of they brutally beat him while singing New York New York, so that he instinctively goes catatonic from trauma flashbacks of having a hammer break his bones every time he hears that song
Be the change you want to be. Go kick that toothpick shaped nigga up.
 
I had a quick tldr question Is most of Daniel's problems his own cause and fault or is it like world of T shirts where he's just getting fed shit by handlers
He's basically just being fed things by handlers. He wouldn't think he was married to Grace if it wasn't for people constantly impersonating her and calling him.

A lot of the restaurant dine and dash incidents were orchestrated by zoomer trash, telling him the meals would be paid for, Grace is outside and she's coming in, et cetera.
 
Excerpts from criminal complaint against little sippy
Not sure if I'm late to this, and feel free to call me a faggot if I am, but I just realized that Lil Sippy is an iFunny lolcow I used to follow in like 2015. Used to go by "Fentenia"

He'd sperg out in comments when you made fun of him. A bunch of people used his face as their pfp and made threats to some Air Force Base.
 

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