“OK Daniel, just take this pill and you’ll get to see Grace. Today is the big day. The party van will take you to her mansion”.
“Why doesn’t the van have windows? Grace said she sent a limo”.
And then he sees a body bag,
rubs his two braincells together, goes feral screaming “THE HOSPITAL THREATENED TO KILL ME”, throws the crematorium van driver out, drives it through the electric fence, crashes it into a ditch causing the dead bodies of 6 people with Down’s syndrome and a midget to fall out, jumps out, runs off into the wilderness, gets lost, prepares to die of hunger, eats some mushrooms, sees an
ancient Navajo spirit who tells him his destiny is beyond the mountains, and that he must cross the two mountains, drink from the brook of wisdom, and follow the stream of the elders. He then turns into a raven and guides Daniel over a 10,000 foot mountain, drinks from the brook of wisdom which is actually a stream heavily contaminated with uranium mine tailings, crosses another 10,000 foot mountain and climbs down a vertical cliff face, follows the stream of the elders, passes by a campsite with nudist hippies smoking weed, eventually finds some train tracks, jumps into a train with an open boxcar, turns out its a traveling circus train, and ends up living out his days as a world renowned circus freak called “
The Birdboy”.
Oh also when this is happening Daniel is in his birthday suit until he gets on the train.
