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No more than there is a law the Australian(?) woman has to get fat girl winded with rage in every other " Let's Endure" but she does it anyway
Orbiter DarkSydePhil A-Logs General - Infighting and Cringe Galore (Sons of Kojima, et al)
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Spoon
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Update on King of Pol:
-Did a stream and has someone to pretend to be BSV
-Liquid BSV threatened KoPs family and said he'd rape the wife or something
-KoP makes a video about the real BSV and claims BSV fucked his sister and used a random unrelated video as evidence
-KoP continued by threatening to travel to BSVs place and beat him up
-BSV said they can be friends and go crack open a cold one with the boys
-KoP starts shaking in anger
-Some guy asks to be KoPs friend in a Twitter DM
-KoP threatens to kill the guy also
-Last sign of KoP is a tweet saying there is "too much dangerous and anger at the moment" and he gives up on social media for the time being
-Thread ends with a person posting a pic of a baby bottle
To be continued???
-Did a stream and has someone to pretend to be BSV
-Liquid BSV threatened KoPs family and said he'd rape the wife or something
-KoP makes a video about the real BSV and claims BSV fucked his sister and used a random unrelated video as evidence
-KoP continued by threatening to travel to BSVs place and beat him up
-BSV said they can be friends and go crack open a cold one with the boys
-KoP starts shaking in anger
-Some guy asks to be KoPs friend in a Twitter DM
-KoP threatens to kill the guy also
-Last sign of KoP is a tweet saying there is "too much dangerous and anger at the moment" and he gives up on social media for the time being
-Thread ends with a person posting a pic of a baby bottle
To be continued???
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This is legitimately autistic.
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Love Live is shit so yes?
Cuckenmccucken
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Sons of Kojima are pro censorship. Someone posted a Reddit thread asking about a recent video where Art-Official Entertainment made fun of SoK fans this reddit poster also refereed to Moonman and Che as "traitors". Having a life and not being in the SoK anymore means you are a traitor to SoK fans. I'm glad to see the faggot spic and nigger are still pissing off SoK just by living, SoK deleted the reddit thread immediately they only gang up on DSP and brightside viking if you mention Art- Official Moonman or Che they get real silent.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SonsOfKoji..._official_entertainment_insults_sok_and_some/
https://www.reddit.com/r/SonsOfKoji..._official_entertainment_insults_sok_and_some/
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I had to turn off the video because apparently the guy couldn't make any points without saying faggots and losers every 3 seconds. Ugh.
JackDavis
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Damn dude, you're so edgy!
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I wonder if MisterMetokur would ever do an Internet Insanity video on King of Politics. The guy really does warrant it, but for whatever reason is friends with Jim.
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The Armed Toast Man(KoP) was outnumbered and outmatched, having to retreat to his lair until he can recover. Now he's back and begging for more, even to the point where he's begging for DSP himself to address the issues. Sadly, his pleas fall upon deaf ears, drowned out by Phil's maniacal laughter as he continues to play games all day. But who is Phil exactly? How did he become this "villain" we all know and love?
It all started at the young age of 26 when he started playing games on the internet for fun. His online antics brought him views, as well as hate. Hate from all directions and for all reasons, all the way down to being offended for him killing "space jews", enough for him to be exiled from the Blip dimension. He lost his friends, he lost his job, and now he's even lost his girl. His herniated disc prevents him from running away from his problems, so he must face them head on, and on a daily basis. He tries his hardest to be hated AND to be the victim, with this cycle creating the shit storm that we all know as The DSP Community.
Now, our hero, The Armed Toast Man, at an age very close to when Phil started his villainous schemes, must come to a realization. The Armed Toast Man lambasted Phil for banning people from his streams and blocking people from social media because Phil doesn't like what they say or they said mean things to Phil. In recent events, The Armed Toast Man had several people saying mean things to him(or at least, "assumed" they were) so he threatened to ban them from twitch and indeed blocked them from twitter. What you don't know won't hurt you.
The Armed Toast Man told everyone how shit of a person DarkSydePhil is for begging, yet something happened of recent. Thanks to DSP's right hand man, Bright Side Viking, The Armed Toast Man had a bit of a "problem" with his day job. It turns out companies don't really like people threatening to kill others while the person is wearing the company uniform. After being demoted, The Armed Toast Man's wallet was hurting more than his pride. On his hands and knees, he begs the Viking lord for some shekels. One day he was mocking the idea of begging during a stream that featured some furry tranny, and now he's a lowly beggar himself.
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
The Armed Toast Man couldn't stop talking about DSP losing his precious Leana. What a fool DSP was to let his Panda Queen escape his clutches. All the while, The Arabic Toast Woman is bored of her relationship, untouched and unappreciated. Where the focus should be on her, The Armed Toast Man dedicates his time to fighting crime online, one tweet and one stream at a time. And with each tap of the key, the interest of his girl dwindles, until she disappears back to the land of Syria, where she is, in fact, safer.
Instead of underwear time, he uses his sexual frustration to work out and get buff, which only furthers his downfall. The more The Armed Toast Man trains, the worse his spine gets(since he doesn't know how to lift properly, bro). It is only in due time the strain on his spine will causes one of his discs to become herniated. It is so obvious, people are already making memes about it. Who does that remind you of?
-Blocking/Banning people
-Begging for money
-Relationship problems
-Anger issues
-Playing games poorly
-Playing the victim well
-death threats
-Never admitting fault or being incorrect
-constant lying on stream
-crippling back problems
You either die a hero or live to be the villain. At least DSP doesn't dox people, making him the better human in this sad tale. Have the tables turned for the worst? Is this the end for our hero, The Armed Toast Man? Or is this only the beginning?
To be continued....
It all started at the young age of 26 when he started playing games on the internet for fun. His online antics brought him views, as well as hate. Hate from all directions and for all reasons, all the way down to being offended for him killing "space jews", enough for him to be exiled from the Blip dimension. He lost his friends, he lost his job, and now he's even lost his girl. His herniated disc prevents him from running away from his problems, so he must face them head on, and on a daily basis. He tries his hardest to be hated AND to be the victim, with this cycle creating the shit storm that we all know as The DSP Community.
Now, our hero, The Armed Toast Man, at an age very close to when Phil started his villainous schemes, must come to a realization. The Armed Toast Man lambasted Phil for banning people from his streams and blocking people from social media because Phil doesn't like what they say or they said mean things to Phil. In recent events, The Armed Toast Man had several people saying mean things to him(or at least, "assumed" they were) so he threatened to ban them from twitch and indeed blocked them from twitter. What you don't know won't hurt you.
The Armed Toast Man told everyone how shit of a person DarkSydePhil is for begging, yet something happened of recent. Thanks to DSP's right hand man, Bright Side Viking, The Armed Toast Man had a bit of a "problem" with his day job. It turns out companies don't really like people threatening to kill others while the person is wearing the company uniform. After being demoted, The Armed Toast Man's wallet was hurting more than his pride. On his hands and knees, he begs the Viking lord for some shekels. One day he was mocking the idea of begging during a stream that featured some furry tranny, and now he's a lowly beggar himself.
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
The Armed Toast Man couldn't stop talking about DSP losing his precious Leana. What a fool DSP was to let his Panda Queen escape his clutches. All the while, The Arabic Toast Woman is bored of her relationship, untouched and unappreciated. Where the focus should be on her, The Armed Toast Man dedicates his time to fighting crime online, one tweet and one stream at a time. And with each tap of the key, the interest of his girl dwindles, until she disappears back to the land of Syria, where she is, in fact, safer.
Instead of underwear time, he uses his sexual frustration to work out and get buff, which only furthers his downfall. The more The Armed Toast Man trains, the worse his spine gets(since he doesn't know how to lift properly, bro). It is only in due time the strain on his spine will causes one of his discs to become herniated. It is so obvious, people are already making memes about it. Who does that remind you of?
-Blocking/Banning people
-Begging for money
-Relationship problems
-Anger issues
-Playing games poorly
-Playing the victim well
-death threats
-Never admitting fault or being incorrect
-constant lying on stream
-crippling back problems
You either die a hero or live to be the villain. At least DSP doesn't dox people, making him the better human in this sad tale. Have the tables turned for the worst? Is this the end for our hero, The Armed Toast Man? Or is this only the beginning?
To be continued....
I'm sensing jealousy from this thread SoK gets millions of views and are successful humans. Fred is smart ,charismatic and has a degree in political science I think some of you don't like him out of spite and jealousy. Can any of you host a successful fun podcast for over 3 years.
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Probably not but neither can Fred.
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I don't think the SOK are successful. I think half of them are NEETs who spend their time watching an unfunny manchild's twitter feed. Fred may be the most charismatic of the bunch, but I think the fact he's this obsessed with Phil kind of shows that he really isn't successful.
And who says the SoKast are successful? They're not remotely funny in any sense. When they are, it's only when they have more charismatic and witty guests on. See Jim, Slowbeef and DasBoSchitt. I've listened to some of the other podcasts, and they're awful, over-analysing the same shit over and over for hours on end. The SoK suffers the same problem Sargon of Akkad has, in that they could condense a 6 hour TL;DW stream into one, or two hours.
Anyways, if the /cow/ threads were any indication guys and gals it looks like the SOKDF has finally found our thread and is out in force.
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Yeah keep telling yourself that, Fred
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Woah, woah, I take it all fucking back and apologize for every bad thing I ever said, I didn't realize we were dealing with someone so sophisticated and intelligent that they were able to get a college degree.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the farms, Fred.
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So your argument is people are jealous because of views, a college degree, and a "3 year legacy." I feel like I have heard these arguments before but for someone else. I just can't quite put my finger on who though...
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If you walk away from this thread only learning one thing, have it be this: being well known on the internet will never, ever be the same thing as success.
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