DarkSydePhil (DSP) Documentary by Mike Clum - Interested in being involved in a film on DarkSydePhil? Want to share some ideas you'd like to see in the film? Message me!

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Judging by Boogie's doc, I doubt Clum will do any of that. There was no pressing on any of Boogie's bullshit and shady explanations, just telling a description of his situation in life.

As some have said here from the start, this isn't going to be for detractors that have followed Phil for years and know his bullshit. So, you're likely going to be disappointed.
If that's what get released for DSP after Clum's post here asking for dirt along with asking Gundam directly about any big lies then there will be no doubt what this is. The only question then will be who financed it's production.
 
How did he not mention the bankruptcy?
Gundam is a retarded faggot. Case closed.

Tinfoil hat theory, but is it possible Clum is trying to become Phil's idea guy?
Let's think about it: Mike Clum clearly wants to be some media producer who's also a public figure/star himself. His current strategy is churn out some "Netflix/Hulu level" documentaries about intrepid lolcows. Boogie was an easy get because he's desperate for attention at any price. Boogie has a good rapport with Phil, so Mike made a connection, and to get Phil to cooperate requires creating the perception that the arrangement benefits Phil more than Mike.

Mike runs a company that specializes in producing content. Phil is now directly associating with Mike and calling him regularly. The content Phil is producing is now undergoing major changes for the first time in years. My intuition tells me he's helping Phil with his streams to help ensure the documentary can happen, and then these next two lolcow targets Mike has in mind are going to be a bit more gullible and require less back-scratching to get their cooperation. So the Phil documentary will drop, he'll stop doing the extra work for DSP.

I mean, when they say that the excess footage will appear on Phil's main channel as a bonus video, how do we think that'll be accomplished? They'll give Phil raw footage and Phil will edit it into something worth uploading? Of course not. They'll produce the video for Phil's channel and Phil will upload it.
 
I think Mike is trying to mislead this thread by making references to the Boogie film
as setting some kind of expectations on how the Phil one will go.

Mike seems to be a for-hire vanity documentarian who reaches out to public figures and offers them exposure and brand guidance. When he reached out to Boogie he produced a documentary that seems almost exactly like what Boogie would want released. It's "negative" in that it shows what a retard Boogie is financially and that he is a big gross fat person but this is exactly how Boogie likes to be portrayed - just pitiful enough to suck in paypigs and groomable young women, just repulsive enough to draw in the hate watchers, and a light sprinkling of disgusting exhibitionism layered over it all.

Phil is not going to be shown in a light similar to Boogie. He is going to be shown in a light that he wants, which is going to be a "tough but fair" facade which only hits on the controversies DSP sanctions and makes sure to cram in a lot of pahsitivity to ensure "a balanced view".

We're gonna get a high-production version of the "a million years ago I worked for a helicopter company" prestream which will cover all the same shit Phil likes to ramble about, some anemic "controversy" focusing mostly on The Incident and Hello Jew and The Escort and some surface-level takes from detractors which are juxtaposed against poow widdle Phiw just trying to stweam with his mo-wife while meanies post mean things in the chayut. We won't get tax info, we won't get a (real) WWEC account reveal. Tax info could hurt the business and Phil can't talk about certain things because of certain legal matters. Scopely is going to speak in general terms about the game and won't disclose any information. If an account is shown it will be one Phil bought specially for this, probably on a different phone which is set up by a dent. We won't get a realistic look inside the Snortress of Solitude. Phil will have Khet move all the consoomer shit into a closet and when Mike rolls in with the cameras it'll be Phil and Khet sitting at a decaying IKEA table eating stale cold bread and shivering without heat, half the house in candlelight because they can't afford to run anything but the awwfice that day, while Phil talks wistfully about how if only the trolls hadn't ruined muh business maybe they would be able to heat the house or even eat a scrap of meat this Christmas.

The less that the above is true the happier I will be but we'll fucking see. Anything "sanctioned" by DSP is inherently suspect. As to what the point of this is, Mike wants clout and DSP is perennially obsessed with the idea that if he can "go viral" just once for a good reason it will completely fix his life. Mike will likely get what he wants, and DSP will likely get a mild bump in his metrics for a month or so until his toxic pigroach ways drive him inexorably back into the arms of his retarded regulars.
 
Islamic content but it just dawned on me that there's a chance Phil and Kat will go for a kiss in the doc, to prove that they're a real couple.
Just thought I'd curse the rest of you with this mental image.
You are not muslim enough, maybe they redo the infamous bathroom scene of boogie and his gf.
I dont know if they would fit on the bath but Mike i think it would be robust and meaningful khantent :)
 
Islamic content but it just dawned on me that there's a chance Phil and Kat will go for a kiss in the doc, to prove that they're a real couple.
Just thought I'd curse the rest of you with this mental image.
They will kiss between a sheet of paper with a drawing on each side, Hulk Hogan for DSP and Mayor McCheese for Kat.
 
Islamic content but it just dawned on me that there's a chance Phil and Kat will go for a kiss in the doc, to prove that they're a real couple.
Just thought I'd curse the rest of you with this mental image.
I have to imagine they bang at least once a year, they can't be 100% asexual.
 
I think a lot of folks forget the immediate aftermath of the SS podcast.

Phil was hamming it up, talking about how fair and balanced they were.

It wasn’t till a few days later when he had time to marinate in the feedback from the dents and others that he rewrote it to being a hit job.

I think we will see a similar thing here.

Even if Clum makes a fair and balanced documentary, that only mentions the negative stuff at a glance, Phil will simultaneously get attacked by dents (and the many trolls in his chat) who will say it was a hit jawb.

The wider internet will also go through yet another “this fucking guy!” Stage, where even folks who rarely bring up DSP will bring up all the dirt.

This will feed Phil’s paranoia, and within a short timespan he will become convinced that Clum was a snake who backstabbed him.

I’m calling it now!

Having new people in the goutsphere, as Phil is hoping for, will be hugely entertaining, since it’s virtually impossible that they won’t fall over some of the old stories about him. They’ll ask, and Phil will tell them to fuck off like he always does.
 
Mike mentioned possible interviews with WWE Champions devs (disgruntled former workers, I hope). That seems promising. I always wish to know about the enthusiastic Chinese wrestling fans who outspend Phil.
 
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@mikeclum All that is really needed to be known is that Phil is going to outlive the heat death of the universe. Seriously though, I do think that a potential documentary on Phil would be a good idea if executed correctly. A lot of people have an ingrained fascination with him because of Phil’s ability to wrangle tard bucks out of his fan base and his detractors.

As well due to the aspect that Phil indeed is a compulsive liar and finds every avenue to support his addictive lifestyle. I would be fascinated to see some of the sideshow characters in the Phil universe and see where they are now. I also think that guys like Tevin or Memology would give some interesting insights regarding research related to the documentary.

Phil is going to try to frame it as we are evil detractors that want to ruin him. Opposed to a community critical to his behaviour and his down right manipulative behavior towards his audience. I disagree with some of the other posters on this thread regarding that the other documentaries on the subject are of the same calibre as this type of documentary would demonstrate. I can care less if Phil tries to spin his webs of bullshit, I think enough of us can clearly see through the facade at this rate. What makes Phil interesting is how he doubles down on every single lie and contradiction regarding his financial status and as well his actions on the internet.

I think there are a lot of pretty cool folks in this sub forum that could probably help with your research regarding some of the KAHNTENT in your documentary. Though, I think that there is the potential to scare Phil off if he sees that you are openly associating with some of us. Though regardless of their aspect, I think there is potential there. If you can somehow get Panda Lee to speak and even try to hunt down Kats crazy schizophrenic sister, that would be some golden content.
 
When he reached out to Boogie he produced a documentary that seems almost exactly like what Boogie would want released. It's "negative" in that it shows what a retard Boogie is financially and that he is a big gross fat person but this is exactly how Boogie likes to be portrayed - just pitiful enough to suck in paypigs and groomable young women, just repulsive enough to draw in the hate watchers, and a light sprinkling of disgusting exhibitionism layered over it all.
this. boogie has a humiliation fetish
 
Feel free to give me jigsaw puzzle piece reacts if you must but after viewing Mike's site could one not reasonably assume that both this 'documentary' and the Boogie 'documentary' are just advertisement/engagement campaigns they've enlisted Mike to do for them?
Yes, this isn't investigative journalism this is "Lets get lots of views and money". None of boogies doc was organic it was all scripted and rehearsed. This is going to be a fart in the wind.
 
Mike mentioned possible interviews with WWE Champions devs (disgruntled former workers, I hope). That seems promising. I always wish to know about the enthusiastic Chinese wrestling fans who outspend Phil.
I could be wrong but often those games are not the same for spenders in other countries. case in point Bethesda studies had elder scrolls selling crowns (currency for real cash for in game stuff) One US player found out he could transfer money to his friend in Brazil who could get twice as many crowns for what a US player could not because of the currency difference. They eventually found out and put a stop to it but someone in another country with currency worth less than US could actually spend less but get more out of it. Phil could be the top US spender like he was in evo street fighter haha
 
hey @mikeclum I will interview you IRL if you pay me an entire $10.

remember when you enabled the catfish saga and banned anyone who disagreed and called it bullshit? literally tailored a community for someone who was openly saying they were extorting phil.

that was pretty cool.
i don't at all disagree with the moderators of this place being incompetent and not following Null's rules as he wishes, what I do disagree with is you showing back up like some secret hitter for Null when if we want to get down to it, all of this started with you being a dogshit mod.

 
remember when you enabled the catfish saga and banned anyone who disagreed and called it bullshit? literally tailored a community for someone who was openly saying they were extorting phil.

that was pretty cool.
i don't at all disagree with the moderators of this place being incompetent and not following Null's rules as he wishes, what I do disagree with is you showing back up like some secret hitter for Null when if we want to get down to it, all of this started with you being a dogshit mod.

that's why I am willing to do all this (sweeping the floor as a janny for free) and just charge a mere $10 for the pleasure of hearing my faggy voice
 
that's why I am willing to do all this (sweeping the floor as a janny for free) and just charge a mere $10 for the pleasure of hearing my faggy voice
Please don't. People that want a position of power generally are the least suited for it. I am literally here all day and I can follow directions, I make my living off of US taxpayers from my disability. I have no monetary interest or any personal stakes to any active users here.
 
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