DarkSydePhil (DSP) Documentary by Mike Clum - Interested in being involved in a film on DarkSydePhil? Want to share some ideas you'd like to see in the film? Message me!

[Agent Proper]

Here is the video from Ludwig

 

[BrunoMattei]

What are the odds of Phil holding Panda’s nudes hostage in order to prevent her from ever speaking up?

Her tits are already out there you retard. If anything, she would be the one that would have risque photographs -such as those involving Phil's asshole and a strap-on.

To be clear: This is neither a "puff piece" nor a "hit piece". If you have seen my film on Boogie2988, you will see that really I'm here to show all sides of the conversation. You may have seen my debut film on Boogie2988 where I dive into his life. This will give you a sense of the tone of the film.

Liked your docu. Very professional and all that. You made one mistake by giving Boogie creative control. No one believed he suddenly found inner peace after taking mushrooms... The film SCREAMED for a caption shortly thereafter that spectacle stating: "Boogie returned to being a fat annoying faggot on the internet shortly after this was filmed."

So, I would only be interested in this and any future projects from you IF and only IF the lolcow does not have final cut or any kind of creative control. Doing a docu on Phil could be interested but letting him dictate how it plays out would render it pointless.

Best advice I can give: reach out to FGC (Fighting Game Community) people who hung out with Phil and roasted his ass in fighting games 2009 and before that.

All those guys like Jaha, Alex Valle, Justin Wong, Tokido, and if you can somehow interview his closest friends like John Rambo and Howard And especially Leanna will give you the most non-biased takes on him.

Okay, Leanna might be a tiny bit bias but she gave Phil a lot of shit on his streams so I get the feeling she'd play fair.

 

[lupinthethird]

Mike's company: https://clumcreative.com/

This may not be directly related to his job, but this is what he does.

Feel free to give me jigsaw puzzle piece reacts if you must but after viewing Mike's site could one not reasonably assume that both this 'documentary' and the Boogie 'documentary' are just advertisement/engagement campaigns they've enlisted Mike to do for them?
I was wary of Mr. Clum's intentions already but upon seeing this I'm kind of treading more towards the side of not trusting the intentions behind these documentaries now.

 

[BlastMonk]

After watching his talk to Gundam I feel like Mike Clum will not even approach some of the more serious allegations and aspects of Phil. Like his very controlling and abusive nature, forcing Fat Kat to cut herself off from the internet, trying to stop Leanna for going to the hospital ever again because it didn't fit his schedule.
Or call him out for being in the 10% of earners in America while begging every single day, in my country Australia a rich country his income would put him in top 3.5% of earners, hes rich but demands other to hand over there money to him.
I don't think it will talk about how he wastes all his money on fast food and gin being doordashed or his crazy gambling addiction that he spends more on in a year than most people earn.
His racism of biting his finger when he sees a black person in game and the terrible and incredibly racist jokes he still makes.
His incredible narcissism where he NEVER does anything wrong ever, to the point where he blames a glass of water for choosing to spill itself and a ghost for pulling a controller out of his hand.

I think Mike is trying to present the truth as being between Phils pignosis where he does no wrong on one end, and the detractors calling him out on the other.
But the truth does not lie inbetween two positions it lies where it lies. And phil is a lying manipulative, greedy loser, he's a bad person that has failed at everything he has ever down, and I doubt the video will show that truth.

 

[Corpun]

Her tits are already out there you retard. If anything, she would be the one that would have risque photographs -such as those involving Phil's asshole and a strap-on.

Hard to consider a thumbnail a leaked nude.

After watching his talk to Gundam I feel like Mike Clum will not even approach some of the more serious allegations and aspects of Phil. Like his very controlling and abusive nature, forcing Fat Kat to cut herself off from the internet, trying to stop Leanna for going to the hospital ever again because it didn't fit his schedule.

I have to hope he is suckering Phil up, but with Khet being on stream now Mike is either coaching him and giving him pointers or Phil is trying to create a fake persona with Khet being on stream now.

 

[uncritically]

i wonder if this is bait. trying to get ppl to shit on khet to show Mike Clum how horrible the internet is to his thumb(wife). Theres no way he would bring her on stream if there wasn't a motive, imo...

 

[BlastMonk]

i wonder if this is bait. trying to get ppl to shit on khet to show Mike Clum how horrible the internet is to his thumb(wife). Theres no way he would bring her on stream if there wasn't a motive, imo...

The top comment under DSP Tries It - Memology 101 video on the stream is this:

This entire stream is to bait negative comments to show in a montage for the upcoming documentary. Will be used to tell part of Kat’s story and probably talk about the effect the negative attention has had on her mental health and possibly weight gain. Also, the stream was to soften the blow of her appearance in the documentary.

I think this is exactly what happended, Clums website https://clumcreative.com/ greets you with this being the first thing you read:

Video Partner for Growing Companies​

Helping Marketers & Entrepreneurs Create Video & Animation Content​

This whole documentry is a fucking rort

 

[hundredthousand]

The main thread here is the definitive Phil documentary. You're not going to even scratch the surface of this freaks life and it's gonna be some clout chasing garbage.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

Mike says he "can't comment" on whether Kat is fat because it's not what he was "looking for."

Bad luck

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The timing on bringing Kat out and The Mike Gundam interview feels related.
I still don't understand why Phil would do it, but it feels like its a "fuck you" to Gundam and others.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Clums

This whole documentry is a fucking rort

It's funny seeing other posters unaware of the boogie thread talk about a clum documentary. It will not be True and Honest™, it will be a complete farce it'll be done however DSP wants it done. To push whatever narrative DSP wants to push. Clum should be laughed off the site and not spoonfed info by posters, he's a grifter like any other.

 

[millais]

I can already envision Pigroach lazily reusing whatever stream improvements Mike Cum devises for years to come without any changes, slapping them up right next to the years old sildeshow of "fan art" by dents and detractors.

 

[YaBoi]

The top comment under DSP Tries It - Memology 101 video on the stream is this:

This entire stream is to bait negative comments to show in a montage for the upcoming documentary. Will be used to tell part of Kat’s story and probably talk about the effect the negative attention has had on her mental health and possibly weight gain. Also, the stream was to soften the blow of her appearance in the documentary.

I think this is exactly what happended, Clums website https://clumcreative.com/ greets you with this being the first thing you read:

Video Partner for Growing Companies​

Helping Marketers & Entrepreneurs Create Video & Animation Content​

This whole documentry is a fucking rort

We uncovered this last year over on the Boogie thread when Mike was first mentioned by Boogie. I eventually came across an ad which Mike posted which was looking for female actresses to partake in the documentary.

Clum did try and invent some storylines where there were none, but Boogie sensationally one-upped Clum by finding a mentally ill teenager to enslave under his roof. Clum allegedly used his own Tinder profile to catfish some chick into going on a date with Boogie. During one of Boogie's livestreams while Clum was filming, you get to see some of this. Clum appeared to really be pushing a feel-good, victorious angle for the documentary. The actress he was looking for was meant to give Boogie a makeover and then Boogie was meant to go on a date with this catfished woman. After this, Clum filmed Boogie taking shrooms with a "shaman". This led to Boogie pushing a false narrative on Twitter and Youtube that he was a changed man from this mushroom trip.

Now, that would've been a wrap, However, Boogie had secretly been grooming some retarded teenager behind the scenes for months and eventually revealed her to be his "girlfriend" several months later. Boogie is a total incel, so he really needed Mike to come back and do some additional filming with this update. The world needed to know that Boogie had a girlfriend and so Mike drove back to Arkansas to do some more shoots. After this, Boogie drove to Mike a month later to do some final shots and see the final product and that was a wrap.

Mike never included the Tinder girl storyline and he didn't include the makeover part. However, Boogie later uploaded some deleted scenes and this makeover chick storyline was indeed filmed. I think it got cut because it went nowhere and was pretty boring.

So really, I don't know what your expectations should be going into the documentary. I don't think Mike knew what he was doing when he started the documentary with Boogie, but he seemed rather hands off in the final product. With what we knew, the documentary was shaping up to be a puff piece, but then Boogie seemingly completely altered the path of the final product with his girlfriend reveal which meant that Mike had to include her and re-edit the whole thing. The documentary ends with Boogie taking mushrooms and appearing hopeful (positive ending). However that was filmed during Mike's first visit to see Boogie, so sequentially it wasn't accurate. Mike had this big project but NFI how to wrap it up. Ultimately, the documentary kinda just let Boogie's true shitty character shine through no matter what the situation.

All of the worst moments come directly from Boogie's own mouth and admissions:

- Washing a child-like girl in his bath tub
- Not wanting to get a job
- 200K spent on prostitutes
- The reveal of his very young looking girlfriend
- His "N-word" take

Boogie is a lot like Phil in the sense that he's a control freak and loves to rewrite history. So of course all of the worst moments he had a myriad of excuses for or he claimed that Mike got the details wrong. This is despite Boogie being obviously heavily involved in the documentary and watching the final product.

Phil will probably do the same if/when it's released because he and Boogie are delusional people who view themselves through a totally different lens than we do. Boogie is more self-aware than Phil though, so I can see Phil admitting or doing something retarded during the documentary, have people make fun of him for it and then rewrite history.

I think the documentary will ultimately be a good thing. Clum is fairly neutral, he has to be if he wants to work with lolcows. I'm shocked Phil is even open to the idea of being filmed to be frank.

We were concerned that the Boogie documentary would jerk Boogie off and allow him a platform to manipulate everyone, but his scumbaggery shone through no matter what the situation was. I can see the same for Phil. Plus Phil's reputation is worse than Boogie's. It probably won't be as revealing and honest as a Sidescrollers interview, but Clum's relatively hands-off approach will allow Phil to hang himself with his own words.

Hell, Clum's presence has already gotten Khet on camera after a very long absence so that's already providing gold to the community. This should be one of the most interesting Phil arcs in a while and should provide milk and gold for years to come.

 

[Brother Wind]

You know what. I want this to be a puff piece. I want it to be a complete wankfest, and endless ego stroking. One because I wanna see how the hell you do that. And two, it won't change a goddamn thing. Whatever goodwill it earns Phill will be gone by the end of the year if not merely months. He is still a cult leader in a walled garden of a stream. So he isn't going to make new fans. It will be a brief jump in money, if that. And its not like his bankruptcy improved his money.

And in the end Phil will outlive another chance to redeem himself. Just like he always does.

 

[BrunoMattei]

You know what. I want this to be a puff piece. I want it to be a complete wankfest, and endless ego stroking. One because I wanna see how the hell you do that. And two, it won't change a goddamn thing. Whatever goodwill it earns Phill will be gone by the end of the year if not merely months. He is still a cult leader in a walled garden of a stream. So he isn't going to make new fans. It will be a brief jump in money, if that. And its not like his bankruptcy improved his money.

And in the end Phil will outlive another chance to redeem himself. Just like he always does.

If I were a complete and total hack and wanted to craft a saccharine narrative for Phil it would play out like this:

Voice over from Phil as we see stock footage and new footage of fighting games, community events and various fighting game paraphernalia like joysticks and arcades. The voice over explains Phil's love of fighters and he ruminates that he was truly happy during this time. Smash cut to reality, showing detractor channels, This is How You DON'T Play videos, vlogs of Phil ranting, etc.

Then it plays out pretty much from his beginning. Now, here's a thing Mike Clum might do: bring up that goddamn Wolverine toy.

There's better videos showing the entire rant but this is the only one I could find offhand ATM. I believe that Mike would do a Citizen Kane thing and the Wolverine toy is like the sled Rosebud. Then the docu proceeds as it would chronicling his life, most likely letting Phil hang himself in the process just like Boogie, and it would end with Mike talking to the camera wondering what it is about Phil that's wrong, what exactly could he be MISSING? Then you cut to the 2nd edition Wolverine toy by the wayside.

Otherwise, I think he's crafting a sad gamer/guy past his prime/left behind kind of story. And it'll end with some tacked on bullshit redemption when he married Kat. Or, to be an ultra hack with the material, you end it with Phil and his octogenarian parents cooking for him and making "A traditional Eyetalian feast!" Even though he isn't Italian. At all. He's like 1% Italian. He's essentially early 90's Steven Seagal in that sense -minus any kind of physically imposing demeanor. Just like Seagal he had the whole fake tough guy act as well "I'm gonna' BLAWHK ya', okay? SNORT!"

Then there will be some BS caption at the end to cap it off that insults the intelligence of the audience and is complete horseshit where it'll be like "Phil married Kat, they found happiness and streaming and eating until they both die of a heart attack sometime in their 40's. THE END."

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Gundam mentions that Phil is a liar, so Mike asks what the "BIG LIE" about Phil is, or the "THREE BIG LIES." The one Gundam mentions is that Phil didn't have money to marry Kat, but then he flew and married Kat. Mentions Phil begging for money to "save the house" while flying Kat back-and-forth as a secret girlfriend.

How did he not mention the bankruptcy? The level of documented outright fraud surrounding that should outrage everybody not just those who follow cows. If there isn't a whole segment on that in this doc then its a sham. People have gone to prison for less than what DSP pulled off there.

2) I'd love input to know what you'd like to see in a documentary on Phil.

I need to know what $5,000 per month in business expenses looks like. If you don't get to the bottom of that then this whole thing will be an obvious sham. It's very straightforward with no wiggle-room. The man swore under oath that he has*at least* $5k/mo in business expenses -that's the only way he even qualified for bankruptcy in the first place much less having it approved.

 

[Soylent Dora]

How did he not mention the bankruptcy? The level of documented outright fraud surrounding that should outrage everybody not just those who follow cows. If there isn't a whole segment on that in this doc then its a sham. People have gone to prison for less than what DSP pulled off there.

Gundam (despite liking most of his videos) appears extremely autistic when it comes to Phil. His SS question was retarded and these "lies" are such a waste of time.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Tinfoil hat theory, but is it possible Clum is trying to become Phil's idea guy? As so many others have said, the timing can't be a coincidence that Mike mentions Khet being in the documentary and fielding questions about her, only for her to appear on Phil's stream after several years absence/vows of never being around again.

It almost feels like he's trying to be Phil's PR and help him rebrand, and maybe that's what he's hoping to do with the documentary. Make Phil the ultimate underdog/redemption story. Of course, as others have speculated, it's entirely possible he's just dickriding Phil so hard to get Phil to trust him for the film, which might be especially necessary after coming on here, but given how naive and gullible Phil is, it feels like he's really going above and beyond. Honestly, I think all you have to do to get on Phil's side is say "I believe you," and you're more or less golden.

I guess we'll see what happens, it's definitely been a shake up in the gout sphere at the very least. I still have a lot of doubts, but I also took a massive L after the Sidescroller interview turned out to be a gold mine and not a nothingburger.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Tinfoil hat theory, but is it possible Clum is trying to become Phil's idea guy? As so many others have said, the timing can't be a coincidence that Mike mentions Khet being in the documentary and fielding questions about her, only for her to appear on Phil's stream after several years absence/vows of never being around again.

It almost feels like he's trying to be Phil's PR and help him rebrand, and maybe that's what he's hoping to do with the documentary. Make Phil the ultimate underdog/redemption story. Of course, as others have speculated, it's entirely possible he's just dickriding Phil so hard to get Phil to trust him for the film, which might be especially necessary after coming on here, but given how naive and gullible Phil is, it feels like he's really going above and beyond. Honestly, I think all you have to do to get on Phil's side is say "I believe you," and you're more or less golden.

I guess we'll see what happens, it's definitely been a shake up in the gout sphere at the very least. I still have a lot of doubts, but I also took a massive L after the Sidescroller interview turned out to be a gold mine and not a nothingburger.

Strong chance this is an infomercial attempting to rehab his image paid for by one of the whales for the lulz. There's no way Clum will make a profit from YT views after spending 10's of thousands on travel alone so this has to be funded by someone.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I need to know what $5,000 per month in business expenses looks like. If you don't get to the bottom of that then this whole thing will be an obvious sham. It's very straightforward with no wiggle-room. The man swore under oath that he has*at least* $5k/mo in business expenses -that's the only way he even qualified for bankruptcy in the first place much less having it approved.

Judging by Boogie's doc, I doubt Clum will do any of that. There was no pressing on any of Boogie's bullshit and shady explanations, just telling a description of his situation in life.

As some have said here from the start, this isn't going to be for detractors that have followed Phil for years and know his bullshit. So, you're likely going to be disappointed.