DarkSydePhil (DSP) Documentary by Mike Clum - Interested in being involved in a film on DarkSydePhil? Want to share some ideas you'd like to see in the film? Message me!

[TyrasGuard]

I had to bow out of listening but I did catch that Mike confirmed he was inside the townhouse and went out to dinner with DSP and Kat. Mike was trying very hard to not answer Gundum's questions about Kat being fat.

It doesn't matter, we'll get to see the bathing suit model ourselves

 

[Free Jasper]

It would appear Mike is helping pig with his streams.

Buy your ‘puff piece coin’ now before the price explodes.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

It doesn't matter, we'll get to see the bathing suit model ourselves

This is exactly the kind of content I'm looking for from this documentary.

 

[clothes in my closet]

Mike confirmed he was inside the townhouse and went out to dinner with DSP and Kat

I wonder who paid?

 

[Harm]

Notes on Mike's appearance on Gundam's stream:

• Phil & Kat drove Mike out to dinner.
• Mike says he "can't comment" on whether Kat is fat because it's not what he was "looking for."
• Gundam calls himself an "ugly pervert," so Mike clarifies he's sure Gundam isn't ugly.
• Gundam mentions that Phil is a liar, so Mike asks what the "BIG LIE" about Phil is, or the "THREE BIG LIES." The one Gundam mentions is that Phil didn't have money to marry Kat, but then he flew and married Kat. Mentions Phil begging for money to "save the house" while flying Kat back-and-forth as a secret girlfriend.
• Mike calls these things Gundam is claiming, and Gundam gets indignant that he doesn't throw things around that aren't true.
• They bring up Phil lying about having the cat prior to the big Jasper reveal.
• Mike asks if Gundam can say anything good about Phil. Gundam points to Phil entertaining him, so Mike tries to seize this to say Gundam couldn't possibly hate Phil then.
• They call Phil the "King of Lolcows," better than Boogie and Chris Chan.
• Gundam's advice for Phil is "don't change a thing, you're a genius, don't listen to the haters, you make the greatest content, everything you do is meaningful!" peppered with laughs.
• Mike confirms that Kat hasn't eaten an entire banquet by herself. Gundam compliments Mike for playing both sides.
• Mike says "everyone is getting interviewed" like Keemstar, ReviewTech, JAHA, WWE Champions insiders and developers will be interviewed. Gundam will be interviewed as a vtuber. They will have a legal agreement saying Mike can't leak Gundam's face.
• Phil's whole house will be in the documentary.
• Phil's "creative control" is bound by an informal discussion and not a legal agreement.
• Mike says Phil has been doxed, so Gundam pointed out Phil doxed himself with his business cards.
• They're going to film first for a few months, then get the other side (including flying into New York to meet Gundam in-person).
• Keemstar did not fund the documentary.
• Travel expenses will be $10-$15k flying out to Seattle and Florida. The Boogie doc was $20k.
• Sony A7S III with a few Prime, Canon, and Sony lenses is what they'll be using to film.
• First big shoot is 7-10 days.
• Some of the excess footage will be used for DSPGaming content and other bonus content.
• If DSP attempts to pull out, they will try to talk it through, but Phil has been very accommodating thus far.
• Mike wants to do a lot more of these on similar lolcow figures.
• Mike will have to examine his options if Phil tries to drop out. He doesn't want to do something if Phil will be so opposed to it that it'll reflect poorly on Mike.
• There could be re-enactments of "juicy" moments in Phil's life. He references there being one in particular, but not in anyway that makes it clear. Maybe the masturbation stream?
• Mike attempted to reach out to Dylan Mulvaney, but it didn't work out.
• Mike's goal is four main lolcow targets. If you like Boogie or DSP as his current targets, you will like who he has next.
• There may be two other non-DSP documentaries coming out this year from Mike as well.

The stream VOD will be deleted once the stream ends. Hopefully I can archive as much of the actual stream as possible before then.

EDIT: I was able to record the whole interview with Mike Clum. I'm formatting it into a sensible bitrate and uploading. It's over 30 minutes so it'll take awhile. Expect it in a new post. The VOD wasn't deleted, but instead set to paid channel members only. Someone else got it uploaded. Enjoy!

 

[Yung Dalph]

I don't get yalls vision of Mike as this creative visionary. In the boogie doc he is just a guy with a camera. Doesn't seem like much of a smart guy or anything. Just a wannabe filmmaker with enough money to buy some graphic plug-ins for his editing software, and plenty of cash to drive around and film different stuff.

It's admirable on some level but most of the hype around him has no substance. Just mostly larger sized Youtubers who are lazy fucks like Moist Critikal and see the first guy who makes a semi competent video and ride his dick to hell and back.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It would appear Mike is helping pig with his streams.

Buy your ‘puff piece coin’ now before the price explodes.

That's Mike's job, so it's to be expected.

I'm expecting similar to Boogie. The goal is getting notoriety for Phil so he grows as a content creator. How Mike expects to pull that off, I have no idea.

 

[Incel Death Note]

In the Boogie documentary Mike said, "This is so depressing. I don't want to do another documentary if it's like this."
Who knows if that's true. Maybe he was just hamming up the Boogie documentary, but taking him at his word I think this means two things.

1. The DSP doc will be a comedy.
I don't think this is likely because of a few reasons. He can't clown on Phil too hard because this is his new grift and he wants people to welcome him into his life. He seems to want to be the Louis Theroux of the internet and Louis always kept his tongue held very carefully and would never openly mock on his subjects. Also if he went this route his documentary would be the same as the dozen or so already made about Phil, going over his masturbation incident, WWE Champions etc. He also largely took everything at face value in the Boogie doc, never challenging him or accusing him of lying but just accepting Boogie's narrative as fact and running with it. It doesn't seem like his style to attack the subject or accuse them of lying.

2. The DSP doc will be a heartfelt indie twee character study.
This is what I think. Shots of Phil being embarrassing and a bad streamer accompanied by the human side of him. Phil feeding the ducks to soft ukulele music while he tears up about T. Him raging at his chat or Streetfighter accompanied by shots of him playing with Khet and Jasper in their living room. The gentle oafish Michael Scott character caught up in some bizarre internet whirlpool. It will touch on his alcoholism. Once an edgy badboy slamming rum & cokes and making racist jokes, but now changed, a middle-aged family man who has softened over time and now just wants to have chill fun interactive style streams but is plagued by the sins of his youth. This is the angle I think Mike is most likely to take.
Also as an aside to this, I think he's getting in touch with Derich not to put the pedo stuff on blast, more to be like, "look at this retarded kid with no friends who gets excited for Phil's streams, what a heartwarming tale."

It will be interesting to see Phil in a more human light. Most here won't be swayed because we've seen too much, stared too long into the prestream abyss, and we know what Phil's really all about. But I think some will genuinely be convinced that Phil gets unnecessary amounts of hate and he's just some bumbling sorta goofy guy who fell ass backwards into all this internet shit and doesn't really know how to handle it. I don't think the doc will touch on his finances beyond Phil complaining that he doesn't have enough money. I don't think it'll dig into WWE Champions or the endless PayPal transactions or scamming obviously handicapped people. Phil will stonewall that line of questioning hard and anyway it's not necessary for the kind of documentary I think Mike is trying to make. I think it will be interesting to see Phil in a different light away from his webcam and his bubble-sticky office of insanity. Hopefully we will get to see Khet interactions and some stuff like Phil outside in a nearby park or whatever.

 

[FormerPro]

Mike Clump calling Kat a "Beautiful Woman" on Itsagundams's stream has already destroyed the slightest hint of any journalistic integrity he may have had.

 

[Free Jasper]

That's Mike's job, so it's to be expected.

I'm expecting similar to Boogie. The goal is getting notoriety for Phil so he grows as a content creator. How Mike expects to pull that off, I have no idea.

No, it really isn’t mikes job to help DSP improve his streams. That’s Phils job. In fact, some may say Mike is interfering with his subject by helping him. On what documentary is it the filmmakers job to help the mountaineer climb Everest?

Regardless - after reading the summary kindly provided by yellow dart I’m sick of mikes shit. What lies has dsp told? If you’re asking that at this stage of the game you’re either in over you head or you’re actively siding with your subject.

The simp clearly is going to make a cocksucking piece so other lolcows will deal with him in future. Great career you’ve chosen there, Mike. Sucking off the scum of the internet. Have fun.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

No, it really isn’t mikes job to help DSP improve his streams. That’s Phils job. In fact, some may say Mike is interfering with his subject by helping him. On what documentary is it the filmmakers job to help the mountaineer climb Everest?

Mike's company: https://clumcreative.com/

This may not be directly related to his job, but this is what he does.

 

[NanoKnight]

Mike Clump calling Kat a "Beautiful Woman" on Itsagundams's stream has already destroyed the slightest hint of any journalistic integrity he may have had.

If you can't tell he's clearly buttering up Phil to lower his defences by now you need to get your autism checked.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Mike Clump calling Kat a "Beautiful Woman" on Itsagundams's stream has already destroyed the slightest hint of any journalistic integrity he may have had.

Mike sitting across from Kat during dinner

 

[GroundBeefHunter]

Gentleman. For archival, It'sAGundam interview with Mike Clum, audio only. (29mb)

Spoiler: yt-dlp / FFmpeg use

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[FormerPro]

If you can't tell he's clearly buttering up Phil to lower his defences by now you need to get your autism checked.

I think Mike's end goal might be to steal Kat for himself.

In all seriousness I literally have no idea how to read Mike. On the one hand he's out there calling Kat beautiful and asking what lies DSP ever told and then on the other he's being talking to Phil's sworn enemies and referring to his house as the snort fort.

Guess we'll have to see for ourselves when this finally comes out.

 

[Dragoonism]

What i primarily wanna know @The Yellow Dart, is if Howard and Rambo will be interviewed?
Especially since Phil absolutely don't want it to happen, even if he tried to hide it.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Mike Clump calling Kat a "Beautiful Woman" on Itsagundams's stream has already destroyed the slightest hint of any journalistic integrity he may have had.

I disagree, calling her a land whale would end Mikes chances of collecting actual content before it even began.

I won't judge Mike until the content comes out, but people were saying the same thing about the sidescroller interview and we know how that went.

Everyone was sure it would be a softball 90 minute podcast where nothing was gained, it was a 5 hour grilling done in a way where Phil felt like he was winning until days later

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

If he's actually able to be in Phil's house that sounds just a bit unbelievable, but on the other side, what parts of his house will be shown, or will it just be his office and a corner of the kitchen or something? We all already know how autistic Phil is about showing his house anymore cause of da trollz seeing a microscopic thing or whatever. This just seems like something Phil would never do but maybe Mike really has some kind of ability to convince people of shit, there are people in the world that can do that even to the most stone-walled people.

 

[LifeAlert]

Mike is either larping as Billy Costigan and this documentary will be awesome or he is really just sucking up to Phil and it will be a sympathetic playing both sides puff piece at best. It would be suicide for his project if he went on public streams and said Phil sounds like a pig or that his wife is a fat horse while he or his minions are watching. If he got anything juicy it would be smart of him to keep it secret.
Realistically I wouldn't expect too much to come from this. I think Mike believes he can make a career out of humanizing lolcows like with his Boogie doc and the most we'll see is Phil and Kat with her face blurred out gorging on fast food, then a rehash of the helicopter story with stock piano music while he grumbles about how the trolls ruined his prospects and his life. Just a prestream segment but in 4K.

 

[Redneck Ragnarok]

I get Shane Dawson vibes from all this. He swoops in on some shithead who constantly fucks up and puts out some fluff that shows the person is sorry and ready to change for the better. As we all know, DSP is incapable of self reflection needed for chill and positive vibes.