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[Xenomorph]

Moving forward positively, I forsee a lot of chat derailment with mini meltdowns as well as the story of why he didn't do the documentary to slowly morph into Mike being a negative shit head.

Nobody has ever did business with Phil and has come out clean on the other side.

 

[neger psykolog]

PS: Mike Cum I called out the DSP Cinematic Universe about 5 years ago. It's literally the only thing DSP has left to sell, no wonder he is picky about a buyer. You're just not offering enough money to him.

For whatever talk people might have of DSP's impending financial doom, its still relevant that he's never sold his life story to anyone just yet.
Even if he actually ever reached rock bottom, it is still possible Warner Bros or some other company might reach out to him and offer a significant amount of money in exchange for the rights to his life story.
Lets face facts, the DSP cinematic universe is far more interesting than any other property that has presently been monetized, and the DSP universe has always been far more interesting and diverse than practically any other property movie studios have currently attempted to monetize.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-4886997

 

[NaggotFigger]

PS: Mike Cum I called out the DSP Cinematic Universe about 5 years ago. It's literally the only thing DSP has left to sell, no wonder he is picky about a buyer. You're just not offering enough money to him.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-4886997

That was what makes fat piggy tad bit interesting, because his greediness for paypigs' bucks is on par with a greedy corporative Jew. No sweat, he is worse than them due to excessive begging whilst just sitting there and read tutorials and outright never listen to anybody, heavily moderate his own live comments and stream. Not enough bucks means you will never be a true and honest collaborator for the Pigroach. Even still, fat pig has already being sneered and having a negative rep to begin with; but with him not elaborating further and wanting not to worsen it? That is hypocritical as fuck, dood.
Did Phil not care about his reputation and makes money out of his bloated ego for the entirety of his career?

 

[BadGoy1488]

Question to the DSP people: What's your opinion on Xmortis' documentary? I think Phils kinda funny sometimes and his history is well.....extensive if nothing else. was going to use it for background noise. but if it's shit I'm not going to bother.

 

[neger psykolog]

Question to the DSP people: What's your opinion on Xmortis' documentary? I think Phils kinda funny sometimes and his history is well.....extensive if nothing else. was going to use it for background noise. but if it's shit I'm not going to bother.

I have never watched nor heard of xmortis, but I will keep it in mind in the next 24 hours. If I watch it tomorrow and it is shit then I will hold you personally accountable you giant faggot.

 

[BadGoy1488]

I have never watched nor heard of xmortis, but I will keep it in mind in the next 24 hours. If I watch it tomorrow and it is shit then I will hold you personally accountable you giant faggot.

Thats what the fuck i'm talkin 'bout

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Although everyone here I am sure is looking for some more funny moments to find about DSP and the documentary would've been funny for 'detractors'--he unironically really made the best and smartest decision he has ever done in decades by pulling out of this.

Imagine if he had the same level of foresight to have pulled out of the sidescrollers interview...

I think even Phil managed to learn from the sidescrollers interview, even if it took awhile to sink in just how bad it actually was for him.

IMO, him pulling out was probably over something incredibly small. It sounds like Mike said he was going to be interviewing other people from the get go, but I think Phil, in typical Phil fashion, didn't really comprehend that or glossed over it. Maybe he just assumed everyone is like him and constantly saying stuff they never follow through on. But once Mike actually indicated he was going to speak with someone else, that was it.

And I don't even think it was because he found someone that was going to spill some dark secret about Phil we never heard before. It's just that Phil can't control the narrative, call the person a moron and then ban them on the spot.

Basically, Phil wanted someone to make a propaganda video, and when he realized it wasn't a 100% positive puff piece on how he's a chill and positive god gamer, he pulled the plug. While I'm mildly curious about what if any content was recorded, I honestly think you can just watch Phil's recent family streams to get a general feel for it. It'd just be fakesydephil talking about how much he's changed and he's a mature adult that has grown up without actually even acknowledging any of his flaws from when he was immature.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

Out of all the LolCows though Phil is consistently the most self aware. If the documentary went viral like it did for boogie it would just bring the trolling and new trolls to Phil. Let’s not forget the only reason the trolling has died down for DSP is because he’s a no name nobody with the same 300 people watching his stream for years now trolls included. I think he had similar insight with the lolcow podcast. Money isn’t worth having these terminally online retards focus all their attention and effort on fucking with you.

 

[neger psykolog]

IMO, him pulling out was probably over something incredibly small. It sounds like Mike said he was going to be interviewing other people from the get go, but I think Phil, in typical Phil fashion, didn't really comprehend that or glossed over it.

I think it was literally just Phil understanding he wouldn't be in complete control. It was "just enough" to hear from one of his "fans" (pretend fans at that) to state this would be a negative that he refused it.
Don't get me wrong, the guy is a fucking retard through and through but someone he "trusts" telling him he is being fucking stupid counts for a lot more than anyone else can understand.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

The only time I can remember Phil letting people into his house were the shippers who assembled the bed; and the one proven time Leanna had friends over (while Phil hid in his office). The dude doesn't let outsiders in... the Internet tech doesn't count, as he's a very special case, since Phil can't have a plumber over for the bathroom or dishwasher.

The guys that picked up the broken exercise bike Kat had.

 

[grump]

Maybe he was watching the Boogie documentary where boogie of all people was revealed to have RL friends he hung out with and realized how embarrassing it would be when mike found out he and khet put together didn't have a single soul to shoot a similar scene with.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

The guys that picked up the broken exercise bike Kat had.

I used to believe that Phil broke the exercise bike while trying to assemble it, but now I believe Kat sat on it and exceeded the weight limit.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Documentary cancelled. RIP.

"Everyone's only interested in the negative side of things"

Maybe take a fucking hint, Phil

There is nothing good about you

Man chooses to keep living in his own bubble, he's so goddamn afraid of the outside world and he seriously pignoses himself that he lives a normal, adult life with its ups and downs just like everyone else

 

[Huggler]

It was "just enough" to hear from one of his "fans" (pretend fans at that) to state this would be a negative that he refused it.

I mean, can you imagine what a true dsp fan looks like? It had to be something shocking in that manner, he saw what a fan of his looked like, a dent who is enough of a mouth drooler to go do a part in a doccumentary and say Phil does meaningful content and why he tips him. Remember, derich straight up denied and blocked mike, we are talking people worse than that.

Versus normal looking people, with facts, logic, clips for evidence.

 

[neger psykolog]

I mean, can you imagine what a true dsp fan looks like?

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Out of all the LolCows though Phil is consistently the most self aware. If the documentary went viral like it did for boogie it would just bring the trolling and new trolls to Phil. Let’s not forget the only reason the trolling has died down for DSP is because he’s a no name nobody with the same 300 people watching his stream for years now trolls included. I think he had similar insight with the lolcow podcast. Money isn’t worth having these terminally online retards focus all their attention and effort on fucking with you.

I don’t think it has to do with self awareness, it has much more to do with pride and ego. I think the clip of Phil telling Keem he lacks self awareness, and really just the totality of the sidescrollers interview and immediate aftermath show that Phil has basically no self awareness. What he does have is a massive ego and insane paranoia. Phil lacks the self awareness necessary to understand why things happen as they do, but is narcissistic enough to at least recognize when situations aren’t ideal for him to run his typical gaslighting routine / that he won’t maintain total focus and control over what is happening at the time.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

I don’t think it has to do with self awareness, it has much more to do with pride and ego. I think the clip of Phil telling Keem he lacks self awareness, and really just the totality of the sidescrollers interview and immediate aftermath show that Phil has basically no self awareness. What he does have is a massive ego and insane paranoia. Phil lacks the self awareness necessary to understand why things happen as they do, but is narcissistic enough to at least recognize when situations aren’t ideal for him to run his typical gaslighting routine / that he won’t maintain total focus and control over what is happening at the time.

I think you forgot I was comparing him with other lolcows. I’m not saying he has self awareness per but way more than any other lolcow I can think of. I’m pretty sure his parents even told DSP the documentary was a bad idea and they didn’t want to get wrapped up in his shit, which means he can at least take the advice of others around him. Another social trait that most lolcows severely lack. Most would of been “hurr durr I can make some money who cares what my parents say”

 

[Fascist Frederick]

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My personal theory on the cancelation is that Mike interviewed Derich and Phil found out that during the interview Derich went over his top 10 list of sexiest children.

 

[The Observer]

DSP will just never know what is good for him. This is perhaps the saddest part about his character which is what makes him a fun lolcow to watch spiral down into misery. I'm probably not the only person to have said this (likely many before me), but he really should have taken up that interview with MisterMetokur. Stutteringfag and his co-host tore his ass to shreds; mainly because no one bought his dumb bullshit. It is one thing to lie, but it a completely other thing to be extremely arrogant and a shit liar. Stutteringfag and the other one aren't the types to buy that bullshit easy. MisterMetokur has the history of knowing who the fuck this DSP is. Whenever DSP lies, he would likely be soft on him. We have seen this with the other lying retards Metokur has interviewed before. One clear example being Trout.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

DSP will just never know what is good for him. This is perhaps the saddest part about his character which is what makes him a fun lolcow to watch spiral down into misery. I'm probably not the only person to have said this (likely many before me), but he really should have taken up that interview with MisterMetokur. Stutteringfag and his co-host tore his ass to shreds; mainly because no one bought his dumb bullshit. It is one thing to lie, but it a completely other thing to be extremely arrogant and a shit liar. Stutteringfag and the other one aren't the types to buy that bullshit easy. MisterMetokur has the history of knowing who the fuck this DSP is. Whenever DSP lies, he would likely be soft on him. We have seen this with the other lying retards Metokur has interviewed before. One clear example being Trout.

I’ll take “things that would never happen for 500 Alex” out of all the online personalities that have encountered DSP you can tell he hates metokur the most. Metokur was really the one to expose DSP and how much of a loser he was and just how bad he was at video games. In his mind metokur is the reason behind all his trolls. Metokur could promise to pay him and not be mean and DSP would still be like “No you facilitated all the trolls and detractors by making videos about Me”