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...he also has a certain amount of creative control over the product.
That's the worst decision you could make as a director. Whenever Phil actively tries to be entertaining or interesting, it ends up having the complete opposite effect. I would not let him near anything that has to do with the production itself.

Project 7 alone is a great example of why Phil shouldn't be given creative control of anything. Every deliberate attempt Phil has ever done to be interesting or funny has resulted in some of the worst content on the Internet:

- Project 7 (Fun fact, P7 wasn't even his project, it was Rambo & Howards' idea and they made the mistake of inviting Phil to participate and he took over the entire project)
- KOCC (KO Community Creations which was pretty much his own spin on the TIHYDP that had like 1 fan made video and failed miserably)
- Using green screens which all it amounted to was people using his clips as shitposts.
- All the holiday events (Halloween, Thanksgiving, Xmas, New Year) which are pretty much just a longer stream with lots of alcohol.
- King of Retro Marathons which was just Phil savestating through old games.
- KO Gaming reviews which only has one popular video and it had more to do with the clickbait title, worst editing ever by the way.
- DSP Reacts, which is a channel made exclusively for Phil to get a second paycheck, is being kept on a respirator (Mind you, this is the SECOND time he attempts react content, back when he tried the first time there wasn't any memberships to pay for).
- King of Hate Vlogs which were just trips around the house and vacations he took in the same place he lived.
- Cooking with the King, somehow not a mukbang but just as disgusting.
- DSP Tries it, which was just him eating but without any cooking
- Playing games with his fans (Uninteresting unless he got trolled and he stopped doing them because it wasn't profitable).
- YouTube shorts (Which barely get any views because it's either him talking to the camera or gameplay straight from his stream).

I'm sure I'm forgetting some but the sheer amount of things this man has tried without any success due to his lack of creativity and laziness is honestly fucking unbelievable. All his 15 year YouTube legacy is good for nowadays is to justify his constant begging.
 
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Thought I'd ask this here instead of the documentary thread, since I guess that one's supposed to be for suggestions(?)
Anyways, question for my fellow farmers:
At the end of a lot of documentaries there's often some text that mentions things that happened after they stopped filming, what's going on with the person the documentary is about currently, etc.
What outro text do you think we will see at the end of this documentary? 🤔
Phil is the happiest he's ever been with his family. He is a mature adult with a successful business.
 
1) I'd love to interview a member of the Kiwi Farms community regarding Phil and your thoughts/opinions on Phil as a person and content creator.
I'm not looking to be interviewed, so I'll try to make this response style comment as structured and informative in a robust style.

As a content creator, Phil is not very good; he tries to downplay this by claiming he's the guy who does things his way and doesn't adhere to norms. The problem being, the way he does things is not conducive to have what he would call "meaningful content" or even survive, and I will attempt to explain this as simply as possible.

1. Phil does not foster a healthy community
If you were to watch other streamers who focus on gameplay, you'd see that most are ran as what I'd call an open air asylum; that is to say there are rules, but for the most part, chatters are allowed to do/say damn near anything (slurs, racism, etc are usually against said rules, just to be clear, especially on Twitch). This often leads to what people can call a community and how every streamer has a different community; you let your viewers run free, and you'll develop your own community with your their own style, in jokes, and a number of other things.

Phil does not do this, Phil wants to be the rockstar on stage, with the spotlight and everyone's attention should be on him. Was there a sportsball game and people talking about it? Well Phil doesn't watch sportsball and doesn't know anything about it. Is chat talking about something without Phil/game/content as the main subject; you guys need to stop talking about that, because you're at Phil's stream, so him and his content should be what you're concerned with. Is chat not chatting enough; hey guys, Phil's playing a game, why don't you try talking to him about the game. Does he allow freedom from time to time, sure; he'll let his viewers tell him what they did for the day, or ask him what Kat made for dinner. But if the World Cup was on and you want to talk about something that happened during it, well Phil doesn't understand the World Cup, and he's playing a game if you hadn't noticed, so why not try talking about what's going on in the game?

Do you know why Phil hasn't had any sort of fan made content in about a decade; because Phil would rather keep his audience in shackles and not allow any freedom of thought, something that'd allow in jokes, memes, and other creations boil to the surface. Sure you can argue about the pre-stream roll that got copyright struck which led to him deleting a number of videos that killed his channel in the algorithm; but if you were to look where a lot of the fan content he still uses (pre-stream music), they're all from his early YouTube days from when he was still pointing his camera at his TV. He locked shit down and no one wants to hang around or be creative for a tyrant.

As an aside, if you were to ask Null (owner and operator of this very website), he'll proclaim his hate for the people who post in the DSP section as well as Articles and News... but even he gives us more free reign to do dumb shit than Phil does... and this is even after Null getting letters from the FBI about dumb shit people have said on his website, on top of all the recent shit with the website being blacklisted from the Internet at large.


2. He is slow to adapt, actively resists change, and incapable of learning
In the early days of YouTube, when gaming content wasn't able to be monetized, I'd argue that it's okay to point your camera at your television to get footage; and if you're willing to put effort in to make the audio and video decent, it'd be forgivable, as the early YouTube days was the Wild West. As early as 2009/2010; around the Modern Warfare 2 / Black Ops timeframe, there were YouTubers using direct capture for better quality audio and video; Phil did not adopt direct capture until 2013, and did so in the middle of his Metal Gear Solid 4 playthrough.

You can see the old quality in Part 45

and the new quality (with watermark) in Part 46

And he actively resisted the change, as he routinely cited his videos being different from the more professional YouTubers and more "like we're friends, hanging out on a couch." This compounds into another issue with him straight refusing to edit any of his footage. He liked to source himself as a "no bullshit, you see all the problems" in games and would often have entire 10 minute segments of gameplay where he just dinks around in menus or dies to a boss over and over. Using the 10 minute segment as a launch pad; he refused to use longer segments of gameplay when YouTube granted creators the ability to upload videos longer than 10 minutes. We reason he did this because more videos means more ads which means more revenue; while ignoring cries of Phil uploading dozens of videos a day and making subscribers inbox be filled with junk. He eventually corrected this, but just like direct capture, it was years after longer uploads were normalized. When his audience brings up things he could do to have a better video/stream; he'd often say things like "I'm not a techie, I'm a gamer." Offloading his poor quality content down to him not being willing to learn a new skill or piece of tech; and while it's different in our current year; in the early days of YouTube to even the mid to late 2010's; very few channels had teams or professional editors on staff/retainer. Most creators were one-man bands, and put in the effort, even behind the scenes (or non-works hours) while Phil refused to do so.

But perhaps the best explanation of why he's like this is best explained in DSP's own words

That video is timestamped to where he starts talking about General Electric, and how they were failing as a company and thus pivoted into a new area of business to keep themselves afloat. This involved hiring and firing new people, and while yes that's a reason to be mad, it also makes business sense. But DSP would rather slam the CEO and the business decision he made to save the company, instead of letting it burn down. That's DSP, a dude who'd rather have shit burn down (but not really, because he needs that money he really does, to pay his bills) instead of pivoting into something new to stay afloat.


3. He is impulsive, harms himself, and refuses to accept he is the architect of his own destruction
The big one I can list here, is when an old viewer put out a copyright claim on a number of his Ask the King videos via the artwork appearing in them; dozens (if not a hundred plus) videos were hit for Copyright; and per how YouTube works, if you get too many hits (three), your channel can and will be destroyed. The bigger problem is that when this happens, YouTube restricts your ability to stream or upload videos to your channel while these claims are in place. Phil was under the Machinima umbrella at the time and MCNs like Machinima exist as a go-between for creators and YouTube (as YouTube's actual help/support for anyone but the top 100 performers is non-existant). Phil claims to have counter-claimed and I have no reason to not believe him. But he claims he researched all the content the user once made for Phil, so Phil then spent time deleting every video with content before the channel was able to get struck. Phil then claims that if the user had links to the videos, he could still go in and make claims if the videos were private; so privating them wasn't an issue, and they had to be deleted. What this did, was tank his channel's standing in the algorithm, as the computer reads a massive loss of views when you delete said videos. Phil makes no comment about what Machinima or YouTube may have to say about how to proceed. He admits that the strikes were against his Ask the King channel, but he jumps to conclusions and ended up hurting himself as he deleted videos under his DSP Gaming channel which had yet to receive a strike. He could've waited or let Machinma talk to YouTube, but he couldn't; and anytime he was to bring this up in the future, he would blame everyone except himself for acting like a hysterical girl who didn't get the Mercedes for her Sweet 16; he did nothing wrong, he did everything correct.

All this is documented per this video

That's the biggest one, but you could look at him failing to live up to Patreon requests at times (Persona 3 was a wage quit). Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII has two unique issues, the first of which was his "unboxing" where the box isn't even opened, but he filmed during the condo's fire alarm going off, and he's too impatient to wait for it to be cleared, so his audience get to listen to him talk over a fire alarm going off. Then at the end of the game, he died to the boss, and thus found another YouTuber's video of the ending and decided to use that as his end of game video.

Yes, I'm fucking serious

Silent Hill Alarm unboxing

Ending (with time stamp)

And he does this shit, while claiming his content is robust, meaningful, and a handful of other empty adjectives.


4. He's just not good at games and shows no retention of what should be learned behavior
This may sound weird at first, but let me explain. Games exist in genres mostly; people say FPS, RPG, or other terms, we generally have an idea of what that game is probably like. And while this can be argued as an over-simplification, I'd like to think there's sufficient truth in the claims I'm going to make. Certain games that exist within genres are able to have massive differences, but at the same time, can carry a core of mechanics that are similar if not universal across a game series or genre as a whole. In fighting games, you can have a jab or the concept of a jab; well what is a jab? A jab is often a quick but short-ranged attack; they can be used to start a combo, but are often used to "check" your opponent, that is to say, they're used as a "let me see if you're pushing buttons." They're used like this as they often come out faster than most attacks and the recovery is so short, you can go into a block stance before your opponent returns their own jab. So if your opponent tries a slower attack and you jab, you can now get in on them, because you checked them, and caught them slipping. An attack similar to this is what's called a "poke," a poke is like a jab as it's used to check your opponent, but often at a greater range, one that the opponent may not be able to hit back because they lack an appropriate attack with the proper speed and range. Now you hear these terms and you can realize they're not unique to a single game, they're generally used across all fighting games, because they have a set of core mechanics that are universal across Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Tekken, Dead or Alive, Guilty Gear, etc. With these come ideas of whiff punishes, combos, cancels, links, as well as a host of other meta (in brain) skills like zoning, distance, timing, etc, things that are separate from the game, but should be instilled in the player who may not be 100% familiar with said game, but familiar enough with the idea of a fighting game to know when to rushdown, defend, etc. Phil does not exhibit these proficiencies often enough to make it seem like his brain is retaining what should be written in stone, as he likes to claim he has a 20+ year history of fighting games experience under his belt... and while I'm not one to drop names to make an example, our own @Piece of Peace has only started playing fighting games within the past 6 months or so, and has already had his own wins against Phil. Sure it's not a 100% win rate, but the fact that a dude with less than a year experience has figured out fighting games enough to trounce someone who wants to boast a gloried history is downright baffling. It's one thing to have a slip up or two, but with all the talk he loves to give, you'd expect Phil to curb stomp someone that new and has failed to do so, because he's incapable of learning.

There's also something to be said about experimenting with games, where you push all the buttons like a retard to try and figure stuff out. There's his Metal Gear Solid 2 playthrough, where he spent damn near an entire hour bitching "I HAVE THE RATIONS! HOW DO I USE THEM!?" while hitting every button except L2; he even hit R2 (the weapon button) but somehow was unable to try what the game has clearly labeled the item button.

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I was getting winded and hit post a little too soon, here's one last thought.

5. Elite Helplessness
If you were to ask Phil what's best in life, he'd probably tell you a money vault on par with Scrooge McDuck. The problem being not only is he unable and unwilling to do the work or learn a new skill; while at the same time thinking he's in a completely unique position that no one else could possibly understand. I'm not expecting a single person to become a master at everything in life, but becoming competent in certain areas can help mitigate problems in your life. Phil was once a big-baller shot-caller, complete with a BMW that he shelled out for the deluxe package that included free maintenance, all he had to do was drive it to the dealer. He was too incompetent to drive his barely driven BMW to the dealer every 3 months / 3,000 to 5,000 miles while paying for the service. He's since downsized to a Toyota, and there's nothing wrong with that, in fact Phil could save a lot of money by buying a few lifts and being able to do an oil change and other small maintenance tasks on his own; but we know he'd rather take the vehicle to the dealership for that top of the line maintenance. And not to drag on too much, but there's also the problem with his shower, and a number of other problems in his life that could be solved with a little self-starting and work; but he always needs to call a professional while crying things will cost hundreds to thousands of dollars. Then when people who are in the no point out, no Phil, in fact going by what you're saying, this is probably the problem, and can be solved by doing x, y, z. He'll then launch into a tirade about how you don't know what you're talking about, in fact, you're probably making shit up. Well hold on a minute Phil, you're too stupid to know how to fix shit yourself, you have no place to say others are wrong. And I have to wonder how you go so far in life without ever picking up a wrench or a screwdriver in your life; and I make that claim that you had to import your mom and dad to do housework for you instead of doing it yourself. You're quick to tell anyone who may know otherwise that they're wrong, while displaying nothing but helplessness yourself.
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With most people it'd be rude to say; but with Phil, there's a very real sense of brain decay, and that should be something to be pitied. But it's coupled with an inflated ego and thus makes him come across as some sort of narcissist who's unable and unwilling to accept that they have faults and try to learn from them. This accumulation of retarded self-worth is best showcased in his "I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct" speech.

These are my thoughts on Phil and him as a content creator. QED.
 
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I asked Bing AI to come up with a script for Mike Clum's documentary its pretty funny.

[The documentary opens with a montage of clips from DSP's gaming videos, showing him rage-quitting, insulting other players, and begging for money. The clips are accompanied by a voice-over narration by Mike Clum.]

Narrator: David Scott Philips, better known as DarkSydePhil or DSPGaming, is one of the most infamous and controversial figures in the history of YouTube. He started his channel in 2008, and quickly gained a following for his unfiltered and uncensored gaming commentary. He was one of the pioneers of the "Let's Play" genre, where gamers record themselves playing and reacting to video games. However, as the years went by, DSP's popularity and reputation declined, as he failed to adapt to the changing trends and standards of the gaming industry. He became notorious for his poor gameplay skills, his lack of professionalism, his constant complaints, and his desperate pleas for donations from his dwindling fanbase. He also became the target of relentless criticism, mockery, and harassment from his detractors, who exposed his many lies, scandals, and controversies. In this documentary, we will explore the rise and fall of DSP, and try to understand how he became one of the most hated and ridiculed personalities on the internet.

[The documentary then cuts to an interview with Mike Clum, who introduces himself and explains his motivation for making the film.]
Mike Clum: Hi, I'm Mike Clum, and I'm the director of this documentary. I've been fascinated by DSP for a long time, ever since I stumbled upon his videos a few years ago. I was amazed by how bad and hilarious they were, and how he seemed to have no self-awareness or shame. I wanted to know more about him, and why he was doing what he was doing. I decided to make this documentary to try to answer some of the questions that I had, and to share his story with the world. I think DSP is a fascinating and complex character, who represents a lot of the issues and challenges that face online content creators today. He is also a cautionary tale of what can happen when fame, money, and ego get out of control.

[The documentary then proceeds to chronicle DSP's life and career, using a combination of archival footage, interviews, and narration. The documentary covers topics such as:]

- DSP's early life and background, and how he got into gaming and YouTube.
- DSP's initial success and popularity, and how he earned a loyal fanbase and a decent income from his videos.
- DSP's decline and downfall, and how he lost his relevance and respect in the gaming community, due to his poor quality content, his outdated and stubborn attitude, his dishonest and greedy behavior, and his numerous scandals and controversies.
- DSP's current situation and future prospects, and how he struggles to survive and maintain his online presence, despite his low views, his financial troubles, his legal issues, and his constant harassment from his haters.

[The documentary ends with a final statement from Mike Clum, who reflects on his experience and offers his opinion on DSP.]

Mike Clum: Making this documentary was not easy. It was hard to get in touch with DSP, and even harder to get him to agree to an interview. He was very reluctant and suspicious, and he demanded a lot of money and control over the final product. He also tried to censor and manipulate some of the information and footage that I used. He was not very cooperative or honest, and he often contradicted himself and blamed others for his problems. He was also very defensive and hostile, and he threatened to sue me and report me to the authorities if I said anything negative or untrue about him. I had to be very careful and respectful, but also firm and objective. I tried to be fair and balanced, and to show both sides of the story. I tried to understand DSP, and to give him a chance to explain himself and his actions. I tried to find some redeeming qualities and some sympathy for him. But I also tried to expose his flaws and his faults, and to hold him accountable for his mistakes and his misdeeds. I tried to make a documentary that was truthful and informative, but also entertaining and provocative.

I hope that this documentary will give the viewers a better insight into DSP's life and career, and into the world of online gaming and content creation. I hope that it will spark some discussion and debate, and maybe even some change and improvement. I hope that it will make the viewers think and feel, and maybe even laugh and cry. I hope that it will be a documentary that DSP deserves, and that the viewers will enjoy.

Thank you for watching.

[The documentary shows Mike Clum meeting DSP at his house, where he lives with his wife and his cat. DSP welcomes him and invites him to his office, where he records his videos. The office is cluttered with gaming consoles, monitors, wires, and memorabilia. Mike Clum sets up his camera and microphone, and starts the interview.]

Mike Clum: Hi, DSP. Thank you for agreeing to do this interview. I appreciate your time and cooperation.

DSP: No problem, Mike. I'm always happy to talk to my fans and supporters. And you seem like a nice guy, unlike those trolls and haters who always harass me and lie about me.

Mike Clum: Well, I'm not here to judge you or to attack you. I'm here to listen to your story and to understand you better. I'm making a documentary about your life and career, and I want to give you a chance to speak your mind and to share your side of the story.

DSP: OK, fair enough. But I hope you're not going to twist my words or edit the footage to make me look bad. Because that's what those assholes do all the time. They take my clips out of context and make fun of me and slander me. They're a bunch of jealous losers who have nothing better to do with their lives than to bother me and my fans.

Mike Clum: Don't worry, I'm not going to do that. I'm going to be honest and objective, and I'm going to show the whole picture, the good and the bad. I'm not here to make you look good or bad, I'm here to make you look real.

DSP: Alright, then. Let's do this.

Mike Clum: OK, so let's start from the beginning. How did you get into gaming and YouTube? What made you decide to become a content creator?

DSP: Well, I've always loved gaming since I was a kid. I grew up playing games like Super Mario, Sonic, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, and many others. I was always good at them, and I enjoyed them a lot. I also liked to talk and joke while I played, and I had a lot of fun with my friends and family. Gaming was my passion and my hobby, and I never thought of it as anything more.

But then, in 2008, something happened that changed my life. I lost my job. I was working as a customer service representative for a helicopter company, and I was doing well. I had a good salary, benefits, and a stable career. But then, the economy crashed, and the company went bankrupt. They laid off everyone, and I was one of them. I was devastated. I didn't know what to do with my life. I had bills to pay, and I had no income. I was depressed and hopeless.

But then, I had an idea. I decided to try something new. I decided to make videos of myself playing games and upload them to YouTube. I thought it would be a fun way to pass the time, and maybe make some money on the side. I didn't have any expectations or ambitions, I just wanted to share my passion and my personality with the world. I didn't care about the quality or the editing, I just cared about the gameplay and the commentary. I just wanted to be myself and have fun.

And that's how it all started. That's how I became DSPGaming.

We are probably gonna be waiting ages for this since Mike likely won't act fast enough... if Phil isn't spooked in the mean time. So heres something to laugh at.
 
Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII has two unique issues, the first of which was his "unboxing" where the box isn't even opened, but he filmed during the condo's fire alarm going off, and he's too impatient to wait for it to be cleared, so his audience get to listen to him talk over a fire alarm going off.
That's the best video he's ever done though just because of the sheer fucking insanity and absurdity shown throughout it. All unintentional, but still a great piece of comedy.
How he tries to explain he tried to block the sound with fucking paper towels while the fire alarm keeps beeping in the background is just a 10/10 from me
 
That's the best video he's ever done though just because of the sheer fucking insanity and absurdity shown throughout it. All unintentional, but still a great piece of comedy.
How he tries to explain he tried to block the sound with fucking paper towels while the fire alarm keeps beeping in the background is just a 10/10 from me
Not gonna lie, it is easy to laugh at, especially when you consider that Phil is presenting it as a straight video (not some joke or high art or whatever). But at the same time, you then have to judge it coming at you straight... and that means Phil's an impulsive retard.
 
Thanks everyone for responding and posting. I've been able to connect with a ton of people and get a lot of insight and feedback. Appreciate your replies and interest in the film. I've read all the replies and will continue to outreach to people as interesting things come up or I need any additional insight. Thanks again.
 
2) I'd love input to know what you'd like to see in a documentary on Phil.

Scene ideas, interview questions, subjects to interview, and more. Let me know and I'll do my best to consider including it in the film.
I think your previous film had too much involvement from Boogie. The documentary ended up being overly sympathetic towards him when it should've stayed completely non-biased and neutral. Phil has an even bigger ego than Boogie, so allowing him to have the same level of involvement that Boogie did would be a huge detriment to the film.

I suggest interviewing someone close to him to give the documentary a better angle than the Turkey Tom video. Turkey Tom actually missed a lot of little moments in Phil's career that could've been used to paint a better picture of his character. I'd suggest compiling a big list of such moments. I'm sure there's more than enough people here that would be happy to assist you with that.
 
The topics I'd like to see covered are:
- The whole mental retardation issue and taking advantage of the disabled. DSP's streams have been described as "jingling keys in front of retards" and there is more than a little truth to that once you factor out the high percentage of trolls in his audience. Talk about what it means to be a content creator specifically catering to this niche audience, and what the ethical and practical issues with this are. Did you know, for example, that some severely disabled audience members apparently put up with Phil's noxiousness because he reads out every single line of dialogue in RPGs? He's a human text-to-speech bot for them.
- Gambling addiction. Forget about dollars and cents, what account is on what phone, and what was on the bankruptcy forms. In a way, gambling is worse than any drug because it doesn't physically burn you out - if you take enough drugs or drink you'll eventually pass out or kill yourself, but with gambling there's no limit. Focus on how this affects Phil's personal life and Scopely's predatory practices to keep people hooked. Ask about the time he missed a mortgage payment because he overdrew his bank account while gambling. And if you can find evidence of the "whale groomer" he almost certainly has at Scopely, you'll have something with actual real-world interest beyond the gout-o-sphere. Tip: try timing your in-person interactions to take place during the final hours of WWEC events.
- Real life. As others have mentioned, you're almost certainly not going to get into Phil's house, or at least not beyond one hastily-cleared Potemkin room. Instead, take him out to a restaurant, coffee shop, or bar, or just walk around town. Go shopping at Fred Meyer with him. You can tell him this will humanize him to the audience, and it might even be true.
 
Doesn't he spend more money on WWE Champions though?
What do you think Champions is? It is gambling, pure and simple. The high he gets from watching those little doors explode open in WWEC is the same as a broken-down retiree watching the reels spin on a slot machine.
But it could also be informative to clip in footage of the way Phil lights up every time there's a gacha mechanic in games he plays onstream.

Like, we make a lot of hay out of how Phil spends his money huffing electronic jockstraps, because it is funny and a bit telling about his sexuality, but the underlying issue is a serious addiction that affects many people worldwide.
 
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while ignoring cries of Phil uploading dozens of videos a day and making subscribers inbox be filled with junk
In addition to this particular point: Phil lambasted those people who said "we like your content but don't want our inboxes flooded" by saying: "Youtube has an option to limit this so I am sorry but you need to use Youtube correctly. I think you can find said quote in WPIG deepdive into the Direct Capture Arc.

Furthermore Phil thinks his raw content is unique on Youtube. But that is not the case. Youtube is now such a big ocean for every kind of video there are thousands of "Raw" Gamers (with or without commentary) who still do their content better then DSP (like better thumbnails, open comment sections, at least trying to play good or in some cases make the viewer feel more of the game's atmosphere). I sometiomes get the feeling Phil still thinks it's 2010 and the pool of gameplay creators is small but that is not the case. Heck now and then I get recommendations for channels with a couple hundred views that are a fraction of Phil's channel size in terms of subs.
 
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1) I'd love to interview a member of the Kiwi Farms community regarding Phil and your thoughts/opinions on Phil as a person and content creator.
I read that you already spoke to agent proper, hes a dope guy, i'd say Piece of piece and tevin would be a good interview, Theo (Theodoesvideos) he would be another good choice.
2) I'd love input to know what you'd like to see in a documentary on Phil.
I think the other documentaries already do a pretty good job at making phil digestible for people to understand what he is about.

I remember introducing my friends to phil and i found it rather hard to pin down an exact reason that i dislike the guy or what videos to show that highlight the exact thing that is insufferable about him. But their is no exact clip or short form content that pin point the weird/ annoying shit he does/says, sure you can grab his edgy and racist remarks which he and many other people would say that was 10 years ago d00d (The slave trade video does not sit well with most people though). But even then with some people who are extra forgiving, like a close friend of mine would say "Oh he begs so what hes gotta pay the bills somehow". A lot of the clippable stuff when shown in a vacuum will just show that phil has issues but does not deserve immense amount of hate/trolling(Que the violin story of losing partnerships and money cuz of da trolls) that he claims happens to him.

Phil fucking sucks to make a documentary about because he is not a chris chan, hes not a boggie, fuck ethan ralph would be a better subject then this guy because phil is a boring fucking loser. Only after a week of showing my friend who forgave his begging did he finally say "Fucking everytime with this guy he is begging" and thats because phil is not a man you can just throw a few clips and understand why people dislike him, you gotta listen to the annoying 8-10 mintue talks of him having to deal with a fucking shower, then listen to the 100th story of "back in the day i was a pro fighting game player guys". People dislike phil because hes an annoying fucking weirdo who whines about every minor thing in his life and acts like a child when playing video games. Then after being the most pathetic human being you have ever seen, he will sit their and tell you how awesome and cool he is, just after he got done begging and gave prayer hands for a 5$ tip.

You can't really capture the experience of a full week of non stop begging from this man, nor can you capture the random clown moments where he just screams in the middle of an hour long stream that has been boring as shit.

All the manipulation of the dents who give him money is fucked up and thats a decent angle to make the documentary entertaining but phil ain't gonna fly with that.

Simply put, its hard to show how really boring and lame phil is without making the view just close the video. Best thing you can do is show him begging for money or berating his views then just after that show him talk about his successful career and have clips of him shitting on other streamers for being toxic.

Hes a slow burn.
 
What do you think Champions is? It is gambling, pure and simple. The high he gets from watching those little doors explode open in WWEC is the same as a broken-down retiree watching the reels spin on a slot machine.
But it could also be informative to clip in footage of the way Phil lights up every time there's a gacha mechanic in games he plays onstream.

Like, we make a lot of hay out of how Phil spends his money huffing electronic jockstraps, because it is funny and a bit telling about his sexuality, but the underlying issue is a serious addiction that affects many people worldwide.
I'd respect a gambling addict more as at least they have the illusion they may win it big.
Phil just gets his name on a leader board that he can never place top 3 in.
 
I'd respect a gambling addict more as at least they have the illusion they may win it big.
Sometimes slot machine gamblers do win the big prize and the machine goes nuts with lights and sounds, the management comes out with a big novelty check and so on... and they just find a hardcore addict surrounded by pissjugs who tells them to shut up and let him get back to pulling the lever. It's a sickness.
 
At this point I'd settle for Mike taking it upon himself during a recording session to call up Renton's local Vital Changes mental health clinic and book phil a home consultation after which we can get a second helping of Oh the camera's on? Been on the whole time huh?
 
This is going to confuse the heck out of the guy.

He has listed personal expenses in his bakruptcy form (Schedule J), and they amount to over 5000 dollars, which include home maintenance, water supply, electricity, garbage collection, etc.

In his 122A-1, he lists his business expenses at over 5000 dollars (as well). These however, and according to what he said during the hearing with the creditors, include:
  • "anything relating to the business"
  • "cost of a videogame"
  • "cost of a subscription for a videogame"
  • "microtransactions within videogames"
  • "piece of new equipment"
  • "maintenance on said equipment"
  • "Internet every month"
  • "utilities necessary for the business"
  • "cellphone for the business"
  • "anything related to my Internet content creation"
  • "subscription based services"
It's of course those microtransactions that people think he used to "justify" his Champions expenses. It could potentially have been overlooked, because he runs a gaming channel for his business, which means that it's credible to lump them as such. They'd need to investigate that he actually does not use Champions for his business, and therefore making it a false claim and fraudulent filing.
Point is moot for a simple reason: IRS considers business expenses legit for research and development, and the relevant part, no matter if you ever produce anything of value for the company or not by this activity.

He can whale on the gacha all day long, never show it to the company customers and write it off as a loss, so why would bankrupcy courts care if the tax man doesn't that he runs a failing begging concern?

Whenever this documentary comes out, it will play kiwifarms movie night that Friday, much like the Boogie documentary did the week it was released to the public, and if Mike wants to come chat with the kiwifarmers and others there live as it plays, it will be scheduled to run at a time that day he can do so, as a show of appreciation for his efforts hitting all the big time delusional lolcows for a source of lulz.
 
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