DarksydePhil Meta Thread - Discussion of the board itself.

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Cyber Bowling said:
Phil always has slow periods. A lot of the "big" things with Phil are pretty hard to predict because they seemingly come out of nowhere, and then the things we expect to be big are sometimes completely mundane, or never end up happening at all. With Phil, we're always one bad fast food order away from potential gold.
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This. Just take look at his Dragon's dogma sperging. He came from a money buffed weekend and only 3 streams with "abysmal" support later he is right back to crying for more support and not knowing what to do. A fed pig is boring to watch but just a few streams of low supoort makes him rich with milk again
 
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Pandalee’s Tits said:
Put the main thread at the top again I’m sick of having to scroll down past these bullshit stickies just to see what scam Phil has cooked up.

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There's four stickies total and enough space when going to the subforum to see the main thread with just a small scroll unless you're blind as shit and have the website at 500% or higher zoom.
 
Balr0g said:
This. Just take look at his Dragon's dogma sperging. He came from a money buffed weekend and only 3 streams with "abysmal" support later he is right back to crying for more support and not knowing what to do. A fed pig is boring to watch but just a few streams of low supoort makes him rich with milk again
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Well, I have no doubt that Phil will be begging for money and complaining about lack of support for a decade or more so you're safe there, I guess.
 
@Null the DSP chatroom really offers nothing but GIF spams at this point, I would suggest replacing it with "Autism Vortex", as nothing worthwhile goes on in there, IMO.
 
When do you guys think we'll enter a homelessness arc?
 
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Amazo said:
When do you guys think we'll enter a homelessness arc?
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Almost impossible, unless he really steps up the addictions (more drugs). He's bound to inherit a fully paid off house from his parents at some point (or move back in with them before he lands on the streets) and he has decent equity in his mahture grown adult khando.
 
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Amazo said:
When do you guys think we'll enter a homelessness arc?
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Not any time soon with his six figure salary.
myone said:
Almost impossible, unless he really steps up the addictions (more drugs). He's bound to inherit a fully paid off house from his parents at some point (or move back in with them before he lands on the streets) and he has decent equity in his mahture grown adult khando.
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Both his parents would have to die before going to an assisted living home and then willingly leave him the house (and not split with any other family) in order for him to get it. The chances of him getting that house in its entirety is slim.
 
Yeah, there's like two or three people who are just intentionally spamming stupid shit over and over again.

Edit: Some retard is posting naked men covered in actual shit now lol.
 
Hey @Null. I joined kiwifarms and only visited and interacted with the DSP board. Just wanted to let you know I've now been crosspollinated and am enjoying content in other areas and probably spend more time outside of DSP. I think the increase in featured content has helped, along with watched threads showing on the homepage.
 
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I remember null saying something like, "the DSP board can't fit in with the rest of the site", but then every time the board gets featured, we are forced to have another philosophical discussion on the nature of lolcowism and why we should feel bad for laughing at gout. I wish the board could fit in null! I wish we could just laugh at the thing he got featured for, without having to gunt guard our gossiping hobby. I don't know how many other boards have to defend why they like a lolcow every time they get featured.
 
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Japs_eye said:
I remember null saying something like, "the DSP board can't fit in with the rest of the site", but then every time the board gets featured, we are forced to have another philosophical discussion on the nature of lolcowism and why we should feel bad for laughing at gout. I wish the board could fit in null! I wish we could just laugh at the thing he got featured for, without having to gunt guard our gossiping hobby. I don't know how many other boards have to defend why they like a lolcow every time they get featured.
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every single thread ever featured ever gets worse. because don't realize nobody cares what they have to say and they post without having anything to say.
 
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Null said:
every single thread ever featured ever gets worse.
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Of course, but this isn't about the thread being worse in a quality aspect, it's about having to retread the same. old. ground. People aren't changing minds here, which is fine, but can't we just call it a draw? We're in like the 19th inning rn, let's pack up the cleats on this one. Otherwise idk how the board can "fit in" like you said.

I don't really have a solution, I don't even know if there is one, but it seems more unique to the DSP board than you're making it out to be. But if there's a board that has a similar problem that's good because maybe you know a solution; I don't.
 
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