DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

I dread to think what the co-op streams with those two blobs are gonna look like. With how much Phail pignotized Khet into becoming a female version of himself I wouldn't be surprised if they bitched about the stoopid game drahpping an input at the same time.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

It's not just Khet. Phil is deteriorating fast too.
There were two questions, roughly "Are there any games you two disagree on quality-wise?" and "Do you think triple A games should be paying attention to what indie games are doing?"
Phil read both of these questions out loud like three times and just couldn't figure out what they meant. He even asked Khet and she just sat there mouthbreathing and shaking her head. I don't think he was lying to avoid answering either, he was being super toxic at other questions or just saying he's outright skipping them. The self-imposed eremitism and couch potato lifestyle has turned them into something less than human.

Credit to the dents, those are actually decent questions to ask. The problem is, Khet and Phil don't really care about the video game industry. Which I think is the issue with a lot of the questions, they just don't care about any of the few good questions that get through, and the few questions they do understand are the ones that are so basic there's just nothing to say about them.

I normally try to avoid giving Phil ideas, but I know he's too lazy and egotistical to actually do this. But, if he really wanted to do a Khet introduction stream, I think the best way to do it is let Khet play one of her favorite games, something she actually cares/knows enough about to say *something*. Maybe let her play the new Yakuza since she's apparently a fan of the series. Ideally, that would lead to some more discussion, Khet could talk about the previous games, people could ask questions relating to that, and then from there, more details would come out and you have a genuine back and forth going on. It'd at least give the dents some common ground instead of trying to blindly ask questions about someone they have no clue about in a chat where they've been conditioned to never ask questions more complex than "what did you have for dinner"

 

[00R-Gundam]

Im gonna go ahead and say that the Khet streams are gonna be dsp go-to whenever he needs money fast and easy. But like everything that dsp does, it will die off or wont work out as he intends. I feel that this streams are his new panic button, since they make him easy money and all he has to do is essentially put his fat wife on the screen(that her fat ass occupies almost all of it) and he gets money.

 

[Burl McMillan]

Im gonna go ahead and say that the Khet streams are gonna be dsp go-to whenever he needs money fast and easy. But like everything that dsp does, it will die off or wont work out as he intends. I feel that this streams are his new panic button, since they make him easy money and all he has to do is essentially put his fat wife on the screen(that her fat ass occupies almost all of it) and he gets money.

What's the over/under on a mask slip of something along the lines of "guys Kat is here but not a lotta people seem to be supporting right now maybe you guys don't like her I dunno"

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Im gonna go ahead and say that the Khet streams are gonna be dsp go-to whenever he needs money fast and easy. But like everything that dsp does, it will die off or wont work out as he intends. I feel that this streams are his new panic button, since they make him easy money and all he has to do is essentially put his fat wife on the screen(that her fat ass occupies almost all of it) and he gets money.

100% a "if you wanna eat out this week on my day off you gotta come on stream so we get the tips for it" style situation

 

[Choom]

I couldn't power through the painfully boring "family" stream, but one in one of the few tidbits I watched Phil talks about the previous owners declawing Jasper (because he definitely didn't do it and is totally against it dudes), and mentioned how weird it was that they front declawed Jasper only.
Holy shit, does this fucking guy know anything about anything? Isn't it pretty much common knowledge, even among people that don't have pets, that when cats are declawed it's almost always their front paws only?
Did momma Burnell have a cat that was totally declawed or something? I can't fathom any other reason he'd think that would be a normal thing. This seems like a rainy day fund tier lack of basic knowledge.

 

[arrivefriday]

So every question she got she either couldn't answer because she can't remember or was a short one or two word answer, great content.
And the visible disgust that graced her face every other time DSP opened his mouth is something else
Lmaoo, if there wasn't a court doc of them getting married I would almost think these two had just met

 

[Freebird]

"Besides gaming and eating, how do you guys spend time together?"
"We watch other gaming youtubers"

 

[00R-Gundam]

"Besides gaming and eating, how do you guys spend time together?"
"We watch other gaming youtubers"

Well you see filthy mentally ill detractor, this is what MATUUR adults do okay? For you see dsp is the pinnacle of adulthood:
-House
-Wife
-Job
-Son
-Pays bills
-Car

Now i understand you dumbfucks couldnt even comprehend the level of adult dsp is at. He adults so hard that he had to go bankrupt dood.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Fat Kat has had her teeth fixed, I wonder if this was the emergency health issues Phil talked about last year.

 

[Guinan's hats]

I'm really not trying to shit stir, but I hope anybody who thinks that Phil isn't funny enough to be a lolcow watches even 30 minutes of this.

It's excruciating in a way that even the most autistic Chris stream could never be. Because Phil has absolutely no awareness of how unhuman and utterly retarded he is.

 

[Gordon PPman]

Kat is literally DSP 2. She has his mannerisms, his movements, his cadence. She even says the same things he repeats weekly, like “Authentic Italian cuisine”. It’s not even funny anymore, it’s just sad and creepy.

 

[arrivefriday]

Kat is literally DSP 2. She has his mannerisms, his movements, his cadence. She even says the same things he repeats weekly, like “Authentic Italian cuisine”. It’s not even funny anymore, it’s just sad and creepy.

It's a shame that he didn't imprint the fake positivity thing he yaps about all the time, she got the full on alcoholic-style negativity

 

[JackoVerde]

Deleting paid memberships, not allowing members from outside the US, encouraging dents to bypass YouTube and tip him directly? All things that I’d guess could bring some kind of penalty or blowback if it gets noticed.

you know what's funny about this, theres literally a finite amount of members he can have at a time and its based on his viewers, him not counting the memberships isnt like him ignroing troll trips, phil also cant not allow foreign memberships, like there's zero avenue to refuse them. troll currency memberships literally hurt him financially.
someone could buy him 1500 memberships every month for a very cheap price and there's shit he can do about it. best of all, this is a legal troll. there's nothing illrgal about buying cheap memberships.

 

[Burl McMillan]

this is a legal troll. there's nothing illrgal about buying cheap memberships.

I was gonna say worst case scenario is Youtube changes its membership policy so the channel gets paid even without confirming the gift. Then I realized that beyond money, Phil is probably gonna seethe at the idea of putting something like 1500/1600 members knowing he's gonna get $10 from it when the check clears - what is he gonna do, start segregating USD members from Argentinian Peso members? Leave it to DSP to discover these hilarious fucking lose-lose situations.

 

[JackoVerde]

I was gonna say worst case scenario is Youtube changes its membership policy so the channel gets paid even without confirming the gift.

why would youtube do this? yotube isnt gonna get rid of regional pricing or force people from lower countries to pay higher currency prices, one problem is youtubers are going to lose a lot of international fans which would be bad. also regional pricing can be to a youtubers benefit. someone from a poorer country getting 5 dollars american for a membership is a benefit.

 

[Kane lives in death]

It sounds funny, but Phil will just get the dents to tip him instead than gifting members, so it probably wont affect him negatively in any way.
Even then, i have a feeling the argentinian memberbomb will happen anyways on the first stream of the throwback channel to bait a rant out if him, because he will be at 0 members on that one.

 

[JackoVerde]

It sounds funny, but he will just get the dents to tip him instead than gifting members, so it probably wont affect him negatively in any way.

that wont work, phil has no impusle control
he spends his tips on doordash and wwe gacha.
he relies on membership payoutsm add payouts and patreon money to pay his bills. i think this was confirmed in the bank leaks and phil also heavily implies this.

 

[Jaracainofthewind]

She was panicking being put on the spot about her favorite of Phil's qualities lol. Just had to say the generic "He's funny?" wording it like a question.

I just cannot wrap my head around that. I could be a power leveling faggot about my wife for an hour right now. For better or worse. But worse than that, I could do it about all my exes. And even if that isn't enough I could tell you way more than these two soul mates, about my friends. Or hell even my co-workers. And I barely see those assholes

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Watching that stream was like watching a hostage video where the kidnapper is having the hostage read out a list of demands, but the demands are as retarded as the kidnapper.