DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[JimiHendrix]

I care about DSPs success, because he's a billion times more entertaining when he's desperate and struggling to fund his addictions, as opposed to being comfortable and smug-boring. while counting tips on stream. The best pieces of content DSP has ever given us (Scorn rant) come when he's worried and ignored.

People prodding him and giving his channel engagement + views, or giving the dents a cause to 'stick it to the haters' by tipping DSP more, are depriving me of potential gold dust.

i dont think the possible 3c he gets from my views, or the combined 3 dollars he gets from 100 detractors watching his streams, is the make or break of him losing his mind on stream.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

https://deeprootsathome.com/tamara-rubin-tests-corning-butterfly-pattern-23300-ppm-lead/

He has the most lead-concentrated dishware you can obtain from American thrift stores if it is from before 2005. If he bought those in a thrift store he's probably getting regular lead exposure. Maybe this is why he's retarded.

Edit: There is a date for that segment of the video in the description. "Oct 21 2010" It is almost certainly the high lead plates. I cannot stress the amount of lead in these plates, they generally test around 24,000 ppm with a safe level being 3 ppm.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

At least he's slightly learning. He should've been doing this shit for years.

Anyways, did he get a ch'king?

 

[Balr0g]

If you are interested there is a Youtube channel that has all DSP tries it in several long videos (well not the newest one obviously). I think Raw is playing those

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Phil's income is slipping, he's under $100k/year now. But, it's a slow decline.

Mentally is where Phil has really dipped since the Side Scrollers saga, and especially whatever happened with Kat this year that suddenly changed him from "I'm the happiest I've ever been" to always bitching about something he refuses to talk about. Some of his prestream self-therapy rants the past few months are out there.

Phil is NOW filling the crunch of inflation and you know he can't downgrade in lifestyle, dood! He's said so himself! So, now its YOUR responsibility to keep him and fat Khat full of Doordash.

Oh, Phil's mental decline is going to get worst. After years of self isolation, the only person he talks to is soulmaid, and some dent that wants to give him a nice and fat juicy tip, I wouldn't be surprised if he starts to show signs of paranoid schizophrenia. For those that don't know, people that are in long term isolation start to develop signs of extreme paranoia, hearing things that aren't there, such as voices, and showing poor ADL's (Adult Daily Living). Two of those, extreme paranoia "I hear something outside, let me see what's going on." and losing his gouty mind over the landscaping crew, and his poor ADL's. Remember he mentioned he only used to shower before his day off? That greasy hair, Jesus! His hair had more oil in it than Saudi Arabia. Also, his "shower days."

It wasn't until another man told him to "get his sexy up" and he started dressing like a...look, I don't know what the hell Phil thinks those TJMaxx dress shirts are supposed to represent, he looks like a 60 year old gouty man trying to think he still "has it". Basically, its the "How do you do, fellow kids?" meme.

Not only will goutman's income start to dip, but those therapy sessions are going to come more and more. You are soon going to hear rants about how inflation sucks, the Washington governor doesn't know what the hell he's doing - still not registered to vote in Washington, mind you - John and Howard, the FGC, his parents, etc...And the cherry on top of the cake: "I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct."

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Oh, Phil's mental decline is going to get worst. After years of self isolation, the only person he talks to is soulmaid, and some dent that wants to give him a nice and fat juicy tip, I wouldn't be surprised if he starts to show signs of paranoid schizophrenia. For those that don't know, people that are in long term isolation start to develop signs of extreme paranoia, hearing things that aren't there, such as voices, and showing poor ADL's (Adult Daily Living). Two of those, extreme paranoia "I hear something outside, let me see what's going on." and losing his gouty mind over the landscaping crew, and his poor ADL's. Remember he mentioned he only used to shower before his day off? That greasy hair, Jesus! His hair had more oil in it than Saudi Arabia. Also, his "shower days."

Ingrid/Detractor Beam did an analysis of his SF6 stream the other day and he's becoming more and more unhinged and she even points out that he's shaking like a fucking leaf the entire time.

Yeah, Phil is paranoid as fuck that detractors are going to come after him, even though alogs don't even go after people that do deserve it like Cyrax or Ralph. You're see his mental health declining and you know he's not doing anything about it. He hates SF6 and people are telling him to quit, but his fucking ego won't let him. He's been chasing away a lot of his long time fans this year. He secret knows the Joon doc is gonna be really bad for him. I'm pretty sure he's figured out that his streams are only being propped up by a couple of whales like OIC and Iron Chef, Aero, and Jaxxraxor. Anytime they're not on, he's not hitting the goal. Plus, I bet the behind the scenes shit he's dealing with his Kat's health and I bet he's paying out the ass in medical bills all the while still pulling Hogans. He could be jittery that the medical bills will cut into the Hogans.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Sending positive vibes to Jayde, who had emergency surgery and will be away from Phil's streams for a while.

Get well little buddy.

 

[BlastMonk]

https://deeprootsathome.com/tamara-rubin-tests-corning-butterfly-pattern-23300-ppm-lead/

He has the most lead-concentrated dishware you can obtain from American thrift stores if it is from before 2005. If he bought those in a thrift store he's probably getting regular lead exposure. Maybe this is why he's retarded.View attachment 6230730

Edit: There is a date for that segment of the video in the description. "Oct 21 2010" It is almost certainly the high lead plates. I cannot stress the amount of lead in these plates, they generally test around 24,000 ppm with a safe level being 3 ppm.

When have we seen him using those plates, he eats off paper plates these days no?

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

When have we seen him using those plates, he eats off paper plates these days no?

I've never seen him use them before, but I haven't been paying attention to Phil long. I do recognize those plates though, they're not just any lead plates, they're THE lead plates. #1 record holder for US-manufactured plates. They also test positive for cadmium sometimes, it's all in the paint. I see them at rummage stores and inform the staff it's the Corelle Butterfly gold print.

https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/verify/dishes-safe-eat-lead-verify-charlotte/275-11203dfa-ed85-40c7-91db-f02fcd35af1d

The manufacturer recommends removing anything made by them before 2005 from your cabinets entirely. The Golf paint was the worst.

"If you own Corelle dinnerware from before 2005, consider removing it from your kitchen cabinets due to concerns for high levels of lead. Corelle recommends using their pre-2005 dishes as quote “decorative pieces.”"

 

[NomineNemo]

Sending positive vibes to Jayde, who had emergency surgery and will be away from Phil's streams for a while.

Get well little buddy.

Has this been independently verified by anyone other'n Ickle Philbert?
I ask because my conspiracy brain thinks it wouldn't be shocking if Ol' Philly quietly shadow banned Jayde after being embarrassed by Brian the other night.
I'm just saying it is pretty lucky for Phil that Jayde had a sudden medical emergency that made it impossible for him to show up for his potential B-Day SF6 match with Phil.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Has this been independently verified by anyone other'n Ickle Philbert?
I ask because my conspiracy brain thinks it wouldn't be shocking if Ol' Philly quietly shadow banned Jayde after being embarrassed by Brian the other night.
I'm just saying it is pretty lucky for Phil that Jayde had a sudden medical emergency that made it impossible for him to show up for his potential B-Day SF6 match with Phil.

Jayde's mom posted the news in Phil's chat yesterday.

 

[johnkimble123]

Recently, I had the opportunity to be in Phil's area recently. So I got to experience the Pacific Northwest in the summer. The weather is nice and there are some good trails to hike outside of Seattle. However, where he lives sucks. He lives a few miles from SEATAC, it's like he got off the plane and looked for a house nearby without knowing the area.

Renton sucks. The mall he talks about near the airport is a mess. All the worst people from the US and abroad just got dumped in the area, and it shows! As much as he hates Asian-style people, they are everywhere around his area. In addition, the cost of living is awful. Just a basic meal out will run you $30. He really picked a dumb area to live.

I'll never get over that this socially awkward dumbass chose to move from CT to WA to avoid taxes, when it can be argued that he's paying more in WA simply by factoring in the big 3 (income, sales & property taxes). CT funny enough reduced income taxes after he moved away.

I also can't get over that this dunce, given the opportunity to purchase 2 properties in their 20s/very early 30s, managed to pick 2 overpriced condos in 2 very HCOL areas. The CT condo depreciated in price and only recently would have caused him to break even) and the WA one in a meh suburb of Seattle that really only appreciated in value due to the housing market being what it is now. He could have bought a house on a giant plot of land in Wyoming where he'd never have to see an urban style person and made off so much better, but then again, there's probably no shot he's convincing a 20 year old to uproot their life to live in Cheyenne.

When have we seen him using those plates, he eats off paper plates these days no?

There's a huge lie here or him & Kat are actual morons... they either rarely cook or cook using disposable pans I guess, or they are too stupid to put together that if they are doing dishes for cookware, like pots & pans, you might as well do it for 2 plates and 2 cups too. Also it's 2 fucking people who cook 1 meal a day at most, they can handle washing dishes by hand.

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

Sending positive vibes to Jayde, who had emergency surgery and will be away from Phil's streams for a while.

Get well little buddy.

It time go (to the big wheelchair in the sky)

 

[Sicko Hunter]

When have we seen him using those plates, he eats off paper plates these days no?

Your post inspired me to go through 9 different "feasting with the king" segments and check whether Phil used a paper plate or actual silverware here are the results. When Phil isn't eating out of the take out containers it's overwhelmingly paper plates he's using.

Spoiler

what the fuck am I doing with my life that this is what I do with my free time

 

[myone]

i dont think the possible 3c he gets from my views, or the combined 3 dollars he gets from 100 detractors watching his streams

We are talking more like thousands of detractors. I don't think it's very controversial to say that DSP would long be done and gone without his gigantic detractor community. There's plenty of ironic fans who support him directly and indirectly. The more you guys can keep in your pants, by maybe watching RawPhil and maybe not LARPing in DSPs chat, and maybe, just maybe not troll tipping him, the more entertaining DSP gets, it's not a tall ask.

Edit: There is a date for that segment of the video in the description. "Oct 21 2010" It is almost certainly the high lead plates. I cannot stress the amount of lead in these plates, they generally test around 24,000 ppm with a safe level being 3 ppm.

That's a great find. Maybe DSP really got lead poisoning from that, but those plates are surely long gone by now. I'm convinced the last time he ate from real plates was back in Connecticut, because Linda probably did his dishes and laundry for him.

As others pointed out: Nowadays their dishwasher is broken and they only use paper plates.

Some symptoms of lead poisoning:

• High blood pressure
• Joint and muscle pain
• Difficulties with memory or concentration
• Headache
• Abdominal pain
• Mood disorders
• Reduced sperm count and abnormal sperm
• Miscarriage, stillbirth or premature birth in pregnant women

 

[JimiHendrix]

We are talking more like thousands of detractors.

alright, so he can get 26$ instead of 3$. for the 15 years I've been watching him, that's alright, the next costco hotdog is on me.

"dsp would be long gone without his detractors"

I don't care if DSP is gone. i hope that clears up my position.

 

[myone]

alright, so he can get 26$ instead of 3$. for the 15 years I've been watching him, that's alright, the next costco hotdog is on me.

"dsp would be long gone without his detractors"

I don't care if DSP is gone. i hope that clears up my position.

Dude, I don't have a bone to pick with you personally, but if you got from my posts that I want DSP gone, you NEED to take a breather.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Dude, I don't have a bone to pick with you personally, but if you got from my posts that I want DSP gone, you NEED to take a breather.

calm down, no ones attacking you. i'm merely explaining that if you think supporting phil in anyway, including watching his stream, is some how depriving you of entertainment. that's a bit insane.

ain't nothing wrong with drinking the lard from the source, beat's having 600 obnoxious sound clips played every 20 seconds.

 

[myone]

i'm merely explaining that if you think supporting phil in anyway, including watching his stream, is some how depriving you of entertainment. that's a bit insane.

How is it insane? If he had a sub 100 viewer streams regularly, he'd be MUCH funnier.

ain't nothing wrong with drinking the lard from the source, beat's having 600 obnoxious sound clips played every 20 seconds.

I hate obnoxious sound effects myself and don't subject myself to them. Maybe I just don't care enough about getting the authentic DSP experience. Guess I'm not enough of a fan of his khantent.

 

[JimiHendrix]

How is it insane? If he had a sub 100 viewer streams regularly,

my man, he regularly has 185 viewer night streams. like, i don't know how much lower it can get. he streams to a max of 400 viewers during the day. i agree, it'd be funny if he booted up stream one day and no one was there but hard as it is to believe, he does have genuine fans. there's always gonna be people who show up, and phil cares more about money than views.

i honestly believe he'd happily stream to 10 viewers if he made the same amount of money as he does now.