DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BPD Gunt Rider]

There's times there are less than 10 people posting in Phil's chat. He already has his pigspeak for this with Curated Content. I doubt he cares as long as he gets that $50+.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

calm down, no ones attacking you. i'm merely explaining that if you think supporting phil in anyway, including watching his stream, is some how depriving you of entertainment. that's a bit insane.

ain't nothing wrong with drinking the lard from the source, beat's having 600 obnoxious sound clips played every 20 seconds.

Raw Phil plays nothing over the stream. This is being repeated but that's why I suggested Raw Phil specifically, because you see north korea-chat, get to chat with fellow detractors, and there's nothing obstructing phil, literally.
That said, I think it's safe to say he's going into a genuine slump at this point. I love that he's so dented that he insists that there is no support or viewers for FF7:R despite him losing it specifically because people begged him to stop doing side content and he refused, just dragging his feet, farting around, until people bailed out of boredom.

That's a great find. Maybe DSP really got lead poisoning from that, but those plates are surely long gone by now. I'm convinced the last time he ate from real plates was back in Connecticut, because Linda probably did his dishes and laundry for him.

I found myself watching some Leanna era DSP tries it, and she often plates things for him. I didn't see those specific plates so during the "put everything on credit cards" time period they threw them out (after paying to move them and countless other pieces of garbage lol) and replaced them with whatever she liked from Target. It kills me that Phil paid with credit cards to furnish a house for Khet to get fat in and Phil to eat off of only paper plates.
We may legitimately be in a timeline where Phil's intense laziness saved him from serious lead poisoning.

There's times there are less than 10 people posting in Phil's chat. He already has his pigspeak for this with Curated Content. I doubt he cares as long as he gets that $50+.

I seem to remember a cope about it somewhere to the tune of "My fans are afraid to like, comment, subscribe, chat with me because mentally ill detractors will track them down and rape their pet hamsters". This is how he pigsplains away the very very slow or literally dead chat.

 

[Choom]

https://deeprootsathome.com/tamara-rubin-tests-corning-butterfly-pattern-23300-ppm-lead/

He has the most lead-concentrated dishware you can obtain from American thrift stores if it is from before 2005. If he bought those in a thrift store he's probably getting regular lead exposure. Maybe this is why he's retarded.View attachment 6230730

Edit: There is a date for that segment of the video in the description. "Oct 21 2010" It is almost certainly the high lead plates. I cannot stress the amount of lead in these plates, they generally test around 24,000 ppm with a safe level being 3 ppm.

Ah fuck, I've been eating off of those exact plates for like the past 30 years (yes, really). I scoffed at Phil for being a lazy fuck and eating off of paper plates, but that may very well have saved his life.
Looks like Phil is going to outlive another 'tractor. Not sure how long I have left, but its been real, my niggas

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Sending positive vibes to Jayde, who had emergency surgery and will be away from Phil's streams for a while.

Get well little buddy.

Jayde is the only innocent one in the Goutsphere. I legit feel sorry for him. The rest are all sexual deviants and furries

 

[Burl McMillan]

Jayde is the only innocent one in the Goutsphere. I legit feel sorry for him. The rest are all sexual deviants and furries

Not to mention Jayde isn't afraid of going outside and he collects pictures of himself with celebrities and wrestlers instead of a PNG in his phone.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Ah fuck, I've been eating off of those exact plates for like the past 30 years (yes, really). I scoffed at Phil for being a lazy fuck and eating off of paper plates, but that may very well have saved his life.
Looks like Phil is going to outlive another 'tractor. Not sure how long I have left, but its been real, my niggas

I will poor some gin out for you, homie

 

[Jaracainofthewind]

So Phil's finances this year have been pretty dire he has made 27k in tips and probably 20k on Youtube (high estimate). He has spent about 20k on WWE champions which supplants my theory about him using the Youtube money for the mortgage and compulsory bills. He is constantly on back payments for his tax meaning he is burning future money. I do have a suspicion that he may be asking his parents for money because we know he door dashes everything and I think he has finagled a lie to them it helps cover Khet. He is absolutely living his worst life too.

He does not realize how fucked he is yet though and Phil's roach luck will be outsmarted by simple economics. For Renton you need about 120k annually to be "fine" it's expensive though. Phil's issue will be when it dries up and it will hit fucking fast. The house is in a state of disrepair entire rooms need refitting and so will his kitchen. He will need to fork up an easily 50k because remember there are multiple damp spots around the house that have advanced nicely. On top of that because his income he will be denied re-financing because its too risky. Banks are no way near as forgiving especially on refinancing. Even when he sells he needs to surrender part of the sale to the condo people and cover the 85% he has not paid yet. He will barely have 100k left if that and even pumping that into a deposit is pointless because his stable source of income is gone.

Something is up with the whales the like 2 he clearly has left, the economist in me wants to say they too have been inflicted by the woes of economic despair but the schitzo in me thinks they are getting bored. Owning the trolls is rather fruitless if the chief response is "yes, Phil got $50." Plus Phil goes on tirades for free so why bother.

I do feel sorry for Jayde though he is actually the innocent in all of this.

I mean I argued about this with PoP a couple years ago. I have been here a long, long time. Shit is on the decline. Like his events make less money. He no longer auto gets $100 for starting a game and beating a game. Begs aren't even dragging out the money as consistently as it used to.

And like you pointed out, he lives in a miserable area to run out of money. His margins weren't ever great. His breathing room was already tight. And with everything breaking, he is just rolling the dice on something that can't be ignored.

So i believe it is important that we all keep saying that Phil is doing fine. That next whale is any day now. Why worry when that next vest streak is around the corner. Lets all believe in pigroach luck and that Phil is going to be just alright :3

 

[JimiHendrix]

This is being repeated but that's why I suggested Raw Phil specifically, because you see north korea-chat, get to chat with fellow detractors, and there's nothing obstructing phil, literally.

ya, i've used Raw Phil when I had to rewind and see something in phils stream after he's ended, but the funny thing is like, I actually don't want to see Phils chat or chat with other detractors. so aside from Raw Phil being up after Phil ends stream, it offers me nothing, personally.

i understand I am likely a minority in how I specifically like my fat boy though.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

There's times there are less than 10 people posting in Phil's chat. He already has his pigspeak for this with Curated Content. I doubt he cares as long as he gets that $50+.

IMO, Phil actually prefers when there's fewer people in chat. Remember how terrified he got the few times he was raided on Twitch and ended up getting hundreds of viewers? I think he's genuinely delusional enough to believe his own lies about having a "silent majority" so even if he only has like 50 people in chat each day, he'll convince himself it's 50 unique, individual people each time with no repeats, so he's actually getting 600 viewers a week spread throughout his streams, plus each YouTube view is another, totally unique and real fan.

Phil's perfect world is a chat of only like 5 or 6 people actively talking, and they're only discussing how great he is or mindlessly agreeing with whatever "brilliant" point he just made, and every night he hits his tip goal. Doesn't matter if he's only hitting it because of one person, he's getting his money and his ego boost, so he's happy. It's his equivalent of "making progress" in a video game. Even if it was the exact same 5 people in chat every time and one person donating, Phil would convince himself he's way more popular than he actually is.

 

[Digger10]

Yeah, Phil is paranoid as fuck that detractors are going to come after him, even though alogs don't even go after people that do deserve it like Cyrax or Ralph.

Why is that? I've long thought that Phil is the internet's second most notorious lolcow after Chris-Chan, and even if that's not true I imagine he'd at least be in the top ten. But despite the number of people who drove out to Charlottesville to mess with Chris, barely anyone's made the effort to do the same to Phil.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Why is that? I've long thought that Phil is the internet's second most notorious lolcow after Chris-Chan, and even if that's not true I imagine he'd at least be in the top ten. But despite the number of people who drove out to Charlottesville to mess with Chris, barely anyone's made the effort to do the same to Phil.

Probably because Phil is a weak-ass misanthropic coward who simply runs from any problems he encounters in real life until he's forced to address them. This is why he prefers everybody do correspondence via his email - it makes other people have to work on his schedule and not the other way around. Plus, Phil isolates himself in a gated community home and only leaves for a weekly shopping trip (which begs the question of why does he even do that instead of having groceries delivered to him when he uses Doordash and shit for prepared meals). You don't get Phil content from him outside the snort fort because he's intentionally made it nigh-impossible to even find him when he's not in his domain.

 

[Sixshot]

if anyone is interested​

F.O.I.A. RESULTS FROM RENTON PD. Actually SPOKE to investigator.​

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Why is that? I've long thought that Phil is the internet's second most notorious lolcow after Chris-Chan, and even if that's not true I imagine he'd at least be in the top ten. But despite the number of people who drove out to Charlottesville to mess with Chris, barely anyone's made the effort to do the same to Phil.

I'm trying to understand the ask here. Why would people go after Ralph and Cyrax? It's cause cyrax is a pedo, and Ralph is a wife beating rapist who's currently been doxing children in order to help Reiketa who neglected and abused his own children to pursue a degenerative lifestyle.
If you're asking why people haven't gone after Phil, it's cause he's done nothing bad enough to warrant it.
The worst Phil has ever gotten was verbally confronted by random people who recognized him on the streets. Like really tame shit. The closest Phil got to anything more was in his fgc days where Phil had to hide in the bathroom cause Jaha was threatening to kick his ass for running his mouth. But that was nature running its course.
No one confronts Phil nowadays because of how hard it is to do it. Phil lives in a gate community and only leaves the house 1 day a week to go to appointments, go shopping, and go to the dump.
People occasionally snap pictures of him out and about but it just ain't worth confronting him. He keeps walking, and would probably call the cops real quick.
If you're asking why he's paranoid, it's because he's a shut in loser who has pignotized himself.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Your post inspired me to go through 9 different "feasting with the king" segments and check whether Phil used a paper plate or actual silverware...it's overwhelmingly paper plates he's using...what the fuck am I doing with my life that this is what I do with my free time

Used to be a saying on this site, "No shit is too minor." Your autism is admirable.

don't think it's very controversial to say that DSP would long be done and gone without his gigantic detractor community.

Phil's a turd that won't flush down life's toilet, I'd say the paypigs are to blame, not "ironic fans" who think they're 'detractors' as you like to frame them as.

maybe not troll tipping him

'Detractors' in ironic fan reverse male stripper cosplays playing along at home are not trolls of Phil. They are paypigs under pignosis at best?

I don't care if DSP is gone. i hope that clears up my position.

I just need to see Derich in chat and how that lolcow binary system collides between him and Phil. I'm not even a detractor more than thinking Phil sucks at almost every single thing, except like begging ,where he's way above average at it.

Jena being lulzy as all hell only shows the autism vortex's pull remains strong.

 

[Iron Father]

troll tipping

Thankfully over the last year or so this retarded practice has basically died out.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I love reading the chat comments when Phil gets unhinged

 

[PieceofShet]

"Why am i facing these high level master players in casual when I wanna warm up"
aka beat noobs then suck his dick and saying things to them like "bye" or "goodnight".

 

[Yung Dalph]

Who cares where you watch Phil, faggots. What a gay ass thread, paragraphs over which stream to watch darksydephil's dogshit raw stream.

 

[Donaldo]

LOL

 

[detractorzer0]

if anyone is interested​

F.O.I.A. RESULTS FROM RENTON PD. Actually SPOKE to investigator.​

"He informed us that he is a crowd funded paid gamer..."

Imagine telling the police this and being 100% serious.