DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[EmpGulcasa]

I think I hate his Kick chat more than his Youtube chat. It's one thing to be a retarded unironic fan but these idiots spend hours larping and spamming the most unfunny shit every stream, it's fucking embarrassing.

 

[Comma]

The wallets of the sad and lonely individuals must be on the verge of bursting after not being able to dump their money on DSP for multiple days. Get ready for the usual suspects going bonkers (guitarplayer1939, ndo103, LisaLou, Ur_Future_Stepdad, T0b1maru, Habib etc. etc.).

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Kino Casino went pretty hard on Doody last night. Which was funny but a little obvious that they have zero opinions of their own and just go with the crowd, since they were glazing him a few weeks ago and he's exactly as shitty as he's always been.

The Casino hates Doody because he always steals their clips. They avoid reacting to his edits in most cases. The "glazing" was probably just ironic shitting on Phil. They have a similar feud with Snort Hogan, so they are pretty much stuck with Memeology edits.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I am watching KC and the Quartering segment.

Our boy may be in trouble;

https://x.com/SaycheeseDGTL/status/1942978716470247575

Starting July 15th YouTube will only pay creators who use their real voice and produce original content.Following will not be eligible for monetization:- Reused or repurposed videos- Copied content- Low effort uploads- Fully AI-generated videos

So I say this, and Phil was getting flagged over detractors because he never talks.

'Low effort uploads' will kill the channels.

I CANT WAIT FOR A 90 MINUTE PRESTREAM WHERE MY BOY DANCES AROUND THE TOPIC AND WASTES ALL OF OUR TIME!

People will be fools to not wait for a clip channel instead of giving him unwarranted views.

I know if I went on vacation with my wife, she would LOVE me calling it "unforeseen circumstances."

It's one of the tamest things he would have said considering he insists on making her look like a mongoloid retard.

If he just said "I'll be away this week due to private matter" he could have avoided that whole thing.

That wouldn't generate the drama he's desperately craving.

nah, he definitely went to CT

Counterpoint: I looked on the map and didn't see any yellow paint over Bridgeport.

 

[Rustybuttons]

It was a fun few days. Gonna be ruined by the stream. I wish everyone who is actually gonna watch him good luck.

he’s late to the stream as of now, but what’s new

 

[I'm still your friend.]

Plot twist: Phil gets the inheritance, gets giddy and mocks everybody online, then blows the entire thing on WWE and DoorDash within months.

I would laugh until it killed me (approximately 5 nanoseconds) if Scopely released a special Phil's inheritance Hogan that cost precisely however much he inherited.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Imagine he comes back with tanlines and bans anyone who mentions it.

 

[Telemeter]

Plot twist: Phil gets the inheritance, gets giddy and mocks everybody online, then blows the entire thing on WWE and DoorDash within months.

That's not a plot twist at all unless you're a tourist.

That is inevitable whenever he gets the money.

Prediction a few minutes before he starts:

Gonna be clowning it up, smug, social experiment.

 

[Rustybuttons]

he’s teasing starting the stream. he’s milking this for sure
edit: he is going the “i’ve been so busy wuts up dudes idk what’s going on” route LMFAO

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

SmugSydePhil incoming.

 

[Kheapathic]

The sunglasses are gonna stay on, they're hiding the tears and distress from his eyes.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

"i was in the thick of shit and i had to deal with the shit while i was in it. im out of shit"

not 5 mins in and already whines about detractors supposedly filming him in public and weirdly insinuates that its related to his absence but refuses to fucking elaborate

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Wait no explanation besides some schizo sperging about detractors at gas station? Now just straight to autistic schedule?
edit: Surely this is dono question baiting

 

[Sampi]

Woaw ok back to begging already , alright im out lol

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"i was in the thick of shit and i had to deal with the shit while i was in it. im out of shit"

not 5 mins in and already whines about detractors filming him and weirdly insinuates that its related to his absence but refuses to fucking elaborate

Don't worry, he'll eventually say it to fuck up his "pahsitivity" as usual.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He's actually straight back to talking about the marathon and the amount of support he got. Actual pain.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

5 minutes into the return stream and we are into schedule talk and marathon recap.

Welcome back. Welcome home.

 

[Kheapathic]

Wait no explanation besides some schizo sperging about detractors at gas station? Now just straight to autistic schedule?
edit: Surely this is dono question baiting

He won't talk about it, but I'm guessing it'll wear on him and he'll crack.

Edit: This faggot still wants to do Blue Prince? Drop that shit.

 

[San Dimas High School]

The Casino hates Doody because he always steals their clips. They avoid reacting to his edits in most cases. The "glazing" was probably just ironic shitting on Phil. They have a similar feud with Snort Hogan, so they are pretty much stuck with Memeology edits.

Go watch their show I guess? There has been multiple times where they've just interacted with him and had a back and forth about DSP.

 

[Moar Krabs]