DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

At what point do we get Phil chewing his food up and opening up his maw to show his retarded audience the mash?

When he gets a new baby bird, snort.

 

[thirstymcgee]

When he did the food review from super chicks he sounded like a litteral camwhore teasing stuff who got paid to try out a new sex toy live.

It's kind of ironic he throws slut at Lex while he acts like a whore himself reviewing how cock meat feels in his mouth.

You will never catch me giving money to cam whores or anyone online but I feel it would be less embarassing than paying a geriatric retard who shoves fast food painfully in his rotted teeth filled mouth thinking he's a Michellin Star wordsmith. The food segments have grown into the most intolerable stuff he puts out and I thought his intro was already where entertainement came to die.

Buddy, he spent 100+ to feed Fat Kat and his gullet, in one damn meal.

Pure insanity, and bad business

Him biting into those pickles, you could hear the mush. Old man food.

Could have spent 100 on groceries, but no. Meals on Wheels for Phil. Which is a real thing around here, but it's for old people who can't cook and a daily checkup if they died or not.

 

[Moar Krabs]

you should check out the Adam "Chibi" White thread over on the Lolcow section if you haven't already because that man will make you cringe in a way Phil can't.

isn't that man a retired lolcow last I heard he moved to Japan to become a school teacher which is kind of disturbing if your all caught up on your Chibi lore

 

[Ardath]

Why is he saying slop so much all of the sudden lmao.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Why is he saying slop so much all of the sudden lmao.

Probably heard it/saw it somewhere and just like the word "felted" he will use it until it run its course and crashes to the ground, like everything in his life.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Why is he saying slop so much all of the sudden lmao.

I heard him say subway was degenerate slop the other day.

 

[Moar Krabs]

I miss the 2021/2022 days when it was 50/50 he was hitting goals now he seems to be hitting it every single stream with a few exceptions he's riding a high wave now but I feel like if we give it time he will put himself in the same spot he was in post bankruptcy. The Circle of DSP

 

[Jose Cuervo]

I miss the 2021/2022 days when it was 50/50 he was hitting goals now he seems to be hitting it every single stream with a few exceptions he's riding a high wave now but I feel like if we give it time he will put himself in the same spot he was in post bankruptcy. The Circle of DSP

Don’t fall for the pignosis.

Previously, only tips counted towards hitting a goal. Currently, he uses everything: from superchats to subs and tips, anything goes towards reaching the goal.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Can't use his STREAMING PC to talk to chat either even though its a STREAMING PC. He could just buy a monitor and put it in place of the laptop and woah... it's the same setup just better. There may not be another streamer in the entire world who has a 2 PC setup but uses a laptop for their chat... they all just put it on a monitor usually vertical and go from there.

This entire prestream was just insanely dented an hour of looking at food for DSP Tries It and then begging his ass off.

Because it's a STREAMING PC, not a CHAT PC you dunce tuhuh huagh hagh hagh hagh *seal clap* oh my god people are so stupid

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I miss the 2021/2022 days when it was 50/50 he was hitting goals now he seems to be hitting it every single stream with a few exceptions he's riding a high wave now but I feel like if we give it time he will put himself in the same spot he was in post bankruptcy. The Circle of DSP

While I do agree he's more entertaining when he isn't hitting his goals, I wouldn't necessarily say he's riding a high. During like, the vest streak era, Phil hitting his goal was boring because Phil would basically just sit in silence, sometimes leaning in to ban someone while reading chat to get handheld through whatever game he was playing through. He might put on his fakesyde Phil happy/smug persona for a little, but it was mostly just a nothingburger. Nowadays, we might get a little of that smugness, but Phil is still going on manic rants about suing detractors and owning their houses, or raging about how Mario Kart is the Dark Souls of racers while still turbo begging like crazy even if he's hit multiple goals.

 

[Whaler]

isn't that man a retired lolcow last I heard he moved to Japan to become a school teacher which is kind of disturbing if your all caught up on your Chibi lore

Nope, he's still active, and he hasn't started that arc yet, it's only beginning.

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

I miss the 2021/2022 days when it was 50/50 he was hitting goals now he seems to be hitting it every single stream with a few exceptions he's riding a high wave now but I feel like if we give it time he will put himself in the same spot he was in post bankruptcy. The Circle of DSP

My tism theory is that after the Kino Arc ended he kept in close touch with his dedicated whales in his discord server, telling them "I can't look like a loser and dependent of other peepul for my success, so i need you guys to step up your game and make me hit my goals pretty consistently". All of this just to keep the circus act going indefinetly, so the lesser dents that waste money on him keep believing he is good without them.

But all in all, if you give money to dsp you are a fucking retard that derves to lose that money.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I enjoy that Phil now displays how greedy he was only counting tips. Back in the Twitch days, he'd easily have year-long support streaks if he counted bitch ears.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

I enjoy that Phil now displays how greedy he was only counting tips. Back in the Twitch days, he'd easily have year-long support streaks if he counted bitch ears.

He's still being greedy by not counting resubs.

Which is extra scummy as in theory there'll be a point where your whole audience is a member.

Are the dents supposed to create socks ad eternam ?

 

[Ardath]

Are the dents supposed to create socks ad eternam

No he unironically believes that he has like a thousand viewers or more they just come by for different streams, the death stranding audience is 95% different people than the Mine-craft audience and the day and night people are completely different. So he should always be getting more subs from the rotating audience he fantasizes that he has.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Anyone have any ideas who this sock account belongs to?

Didnt start chatting till yesterday

https://kickchatlogs.com/logs/37783757/HarshButtPhair9/DSPGamingREAL

 

[Benchod]

Why is he saying slop so much all of the sudden lmao.

Probably heard a detractor say it somewhere and is trying to turn it back around on us like he does with everything.

 

[Benedryl Netanyahoo]

Why is he saying slop so much all of the sudden lmao.

Because it became a popular term 3 years ago therefore DSP just found out it exists

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Clearly it's because Phil is such a chill and fun guy that an endless stream of people will view his stream and immediately start giving him money, often without saying a word.

 

[Balr0g]

You’d have thought WPIG must have done a deep dive on the move but I can’t seem to find anything.

I remember ALT watching the condo viewing videos but I think it was on Detractor Beam.

WPIG did a deep dive on the "Bucket List"

But yeah I haven't seen much in terms of the actual move. I swear I saw one video ages ago that had several of DSP's "moving" clips strung together (like him choosing furniture, an actual video from 2 of the houses he visited and also his meeting with a guy who wanted to handle the sale of his ctkhando but fuck me I can't find it right now. Maybe a new project for ALT: do a Deep dive on the whole moving shit show