DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheTractor]

When he did the food review from super chicks he sounded like a litteral camwhore teasing stuff who got paid to try out a new sex toy live.

It's kind of ironic he throws slut at Lex while he acts like a whore himself reviewing how cock meat feels in his mouth.

You will never catch me giving money to cam whores or anyone online but I feel it would be less embarassing than paying a geriatric retard who shoves fast food painfully in his rotted teeth filled mouth thinking he's a Michellin Star wordsmith. The food segments have grown into the most intolerable stuff he puts out and I thought his intro was already where entertainement came to die.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Hint, hint, FUCKING HINT. Also, is anyone surprised that Phil's laptop is having problems, especially since he's the one who caused them? Fucker needs a Playskool laptop.

 

[neger psykolog]

What I like to call a win win situation: now that furries have already started being sent to deathcamps society is moving on to solving "the emulator problem" (highly associated with trannies, speed runners, faggots and people who can't the fuck up about Mario 64)

https://www.androidauthority.com/once-were-nerd-youtuber-copyright-lawsuit-3577995/

DSP will be spared because he never illegally emulated games, we can laugh at speed runners and the king stays winning.

 

[Whaler]

As an aside, you see this a lot with shut-in weebs who don't understand Japan isn't going to change everything. You're a shut-in in the USA, you'll be a shut-in in glorious Nippon; only now you probably don't speak the language and don't understand the culture or laws.

This is an actual thing that shocks me. The problems these people have are with themselves. Going to Japan isn't going to fix you, you're just going to be you but in a country that you barely understand and the people all hate you because they think you're weird and you don't fit in. As an aside however, you should check out the Adam "Chibi" White thread over on the Lolcow section if you haven't already because that man will make you cringe in a way Phil can't.

Hint, hint, FUCKING HINT. Also, is anyone surprised that Phil's laptop is having problems, especially since he's the one who caused them? Fucker needs a Playskool laptop.

His laptop is probably past it's average two to five year life span when most laptops start having problems, not helped by the fact he keeps it running all the time in that hot office. However, the janky mouse pad could easily be diagnosed by just hooking up a mouse to it (he has at least two of them) and seeing how it works. If it works just fine, the touch pad is dirty and some light cleaning a touch of compressed air will fix it. I honestly don't understand how he's doing this for nearly 20 years and still can't do basic trouble shooting on easy to solve issues.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Yeah, fuckhead has something going on with his elbow. Either it's lack of muscle or he really does have olecranon bursitis from gout. Keep eating slop, piggy.

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Which brings us todays Phail in Photo:

 

[Comma]

Check out who's DSP's 3rd Top Fan.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Hint, hint, FUCKING HINT. Also, is anyone surprised that Phil's laptop is having problems, especially since he's the one who caused them? Fucker needs a Playskool laptop.

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He actually uses the touchpad instead of a mouse on his laptop. This might be the worst thing he has ever admitted to.

 

[roseroke]

Phil, the leader of thought and titan of intellect, has just been caught grieving over the foolish acts of KICK, the service upon which he begs and streams. His guttural scowls amount to complex ululations only screed by bumbling bafoons. "They should be asking, ya know, someone who uses the service every day to tell them how to implement this feature but...they're dunces so what can ya do?" Phil, the business tycoon himself responsible for king snaking kino, grooming an underage panda, fostering a chat full of PDFs and Jaydes etc, has got foolproof ideas. He has done nothing wrong. Ever. He has done everything correct. Always. So remember class, the developers at KICK are dunces and they should listen to me, re. Thank you very much.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Hint, hint, FUCKING HINT. Also, is anyone surprised that Phil's laptop is having problems, especially since he's the one who caused them? Fucker needs a Playskool laptop.

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He most be low on cash. I always said once he became a “computer gamer” he would use this as a cheap way to milk weens out of money.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

I find that hard to believe. Phil basically believes he invented the internet, he invented food reviews, he invented short-format videos, he invented let's plays, he brought the Yakuza series to the west, he inspired Pewdiepie so he's by proxy the biggest gaming content creator that ever lived. While I don't doubt what you say, I just have trouble thinking how can one up him. Phil has the ego of Michael Jordan or Salvador Dali but with absolutely nothing to back it up, not even his precious 4th place at EVO on PS1 Super Turbo.

Maldy and DSP are just as undeservadly smug and condicending, Dont forget DSP explains the most basic shit like its wisdom from moses." You see a fastfood style burger is made of meat and bread!"

You're correct, it's just as maldy seem more like a normal human being which makes his smugness more noticeable compared to dsp's smugness which is cartoonishly ridiculous.

 

[Lord_Point]

You're correct, it's just as maldy seem more like a normal human being which makes his smugness more noticeable compared to dsp's smugness which is cartoonishly ridiculous.

I clocked Maldy as a massive narc faggot the 3rd time he showed up in my you tube feed a few years ago. Nothing about the astroturfed ferret fucker reads as human. "I used to work for blizzard" is really the exact same flex as "I got 4th place in a boycotted fighting tournament."

Maldy and phil are the exact same person. Its really quite shocking how much they line up. If phils dad worked for blizzard instead of a helicopter company then he too would have been a fake programming streamer trying to ride that clout for years.

 

[Kheapathic]

As an aside however, you should check out the Adam "Chibi" White thread over on the Lolcow section if you haven't already because that man will make you cringe in a way Phil can't.

Oh I know about Chibi Neko Demyx Shiny Aquana, and God knows how many other names he's used to try and recreate himself. It's sad to say he's not totally unique, there are a lot of people like him who think going to a foreign country they know little about will change their life. I'm not saying it won't, I'm just saying most of their problems are within the self, and not around them. And this applied to Phil, for whatever reason he wanted to get out of Connecticut fast; and for whatever reason, didn't think the problems he has are mostly self-inflicted.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Hint, hint, FUCKING HINT. Also, is anyone surprised that Phil's laptop is having problems, especially since he's the one who caused them? Fucker needs a Playskool laptop.

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Can't use his STREAMING PC to talk to chat either even though its a STREAMING PC. He could just buy a monitor and put it in place of the laptop and woah... it's the same setup just better. There may not be another streamer in the entire world who has a 2 PC setup but uses a laptop for their chat... they all just put it on a monitor usually vertical and go from there.

This entire prestream was just insanely dented an hour of looking at food for DSP Tries It and then begging his ass off.

 

[neger psykolog]

I clocked Maldy as a massive narc faggot the 3rd time he showed up in my you tube feed a few years ago. Nothing about the astroturfed ferret fucker reads as human. "I used to work for blizzard" is really the exact same flex as "I got 4th place in a boycotted fighting tournament."

Maldy and phil are the exact same person. Its really quite shocking how much they line up. If phils dad worked for blizzard instead of a helicopter company then he too would have been a fake programming streamer trying to ride that clout for years.

Sorry but DSP getting 4th place is a bigger achievement than working at fucking Blizzard lol. There's millions of losers that worked at Blizzard but only one Phil who got 4th place and made FGC faggots mad because he was being racist against the Japs who took the first 3 places. It gets even better when people realize the stakes were next to zero and it was a fairly casually organized "tournament" (and no, I will not be moved on the matter, I played super street fighter 2 when I was like 5 or 6. It is a game for children.)

It sounds so great in retrospect penultispect that it almost sounds like a stupid bit from a comedy movie or some shit like that when you try to explain it to someone - all things said and done, at least 4th place is forever entertaining.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Dim Sum isn't a good pick for DSP Tries it because he can't eat it like he's sucking an elephant's cock and present it to his wheelchairs.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Dim Sum isn't a good pick for DSP Tries it because he can't eat it like he's sucking an elephant's cock and present it to his wheelchairs.

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At what point do we get Phil chewing his food up and opening up his maw to show his retarded audience the mash?

 

[Lord_Point]

Dim Sum isn't a good pick for DSP Tries it because he can't eat it like he's sucking an elephant's cock and present it to his wheelchairs.

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So this sounds like an ass pull to explain why he eats like a chimp with a toothache, but... is hes right? Maybe his dents like seeing him eat the food? It certainly cant be to hear about how robust and flavorful food is for the 200th time, or how the patty has a meaty taste and the salted fries have a salted potato taste.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

He has a hate boner for Phil being depressed.

Phil isn't and cannot be depressed.

Phil is chronically frustrated and bitter, yes, but all of it is aimed at sources outside himself.

Some people will wrong someone and then feel bad about their actions. Others will only feel bad if they get caught. Phil is the latter. He doesnt really have the full gambit of human emotions. His reptile, pigroach brain has no room for reflection, regret or sorrow. He isnt depressed because that is something that is too deep for Phil. He is sad, when he gets less Hogan time. Thats it. It goes away the next stream he does well.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Phil, the leader of thought and titan of intellect, has just been caught grieving over the foolish acts of KICK, the service upon which he begs and streams. His guttural scowls amount to complex ululations only screed by bumbling bafoons. "They should be asking, ya know, someone who uses the service every day to tell them how to implement this feature but...they're dunces so what can ya do?" Phil, the business tycoon himself responsible for king snaking kino, grooming an underage panda, fostering a chat full of PDFs and Jaydes etc, has got foolproof ideas. He has done nothing wrong. Ever. He has done everything correct. Always. So remember class, the developers at KICK are dunces and they should listen to me, re. Thank you very much.

How is it that YouTube, Kick, Amazon, every gaming company, and every restaurant company Phil has come into contact with is run by incompetent idiots who are book smart, not street smart like Phil?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Can't use his STREAMING PC to talk to chat either even though its a STREAMING PC. He could just buy a monitor and put it in place of the laptop and woah... it's the same setup just better. There may not be another streamer in the entire world who has a 2 PC setup but uses a laptop for their chat... they all just put it on a monitor usually vertical and go from there.

PCs can only do one thing at one time, dood.