DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Son of Big Boss]

He would never be able to sue anyone since the money would go to Scopely immediately anyway. Guy has got zero impulse control.

 

[SamuraiHitler]

He has used-car salesman energy (which I unironically think, he'd be good at).

Difference between the two is the used car salesman kisses the customers ass to get rid of a possible lemon. Phil demands the customers kisses his ass and just leave the car behind. They are not the same.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Difference between the two is the used car salesman kisses the customers ass to get rid of a possible lemon. Phil demands the customers kisses his ass and just leave the car behind. They are not the same.

Also, they usually have some form of charisma; Phil is as likable as a dead rotten fish

 

[neger psykolog]

I was at least hoping after the downtime that dear leader would rename this subforum to piss burnell

But sadly that was too much to expect.

Thanks for stopping by derich

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Do you think Scopely would be willing to provide our King with pro bono legal counsel to ensure their best paypig has more juice?

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Do you think Scopely would be willing to provide our King with pro bono legal counsel to ensure their best paypig has more juice?

They know they have this fag by the balls. He’d lose his khando and still be sucking dick in a back alley for a few Hogan pulls.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

They know they have this fag by the balls. He’d lose his khando and still be sucking dick in a back alley for a few Hogan pulls.

"Will take loads for subs" would make for one heck of a intersection homeless beggars sign.

 

[shekelshoah666]

He already started to back track on the lawsuit stuff when asked now it's "between him and the detractors and he isn't talking about it"

Give it a few more days and it's into the memoryhole like everything else.

He was cooming over that Korean BBQ chicken sandwich from Super Chix and the frozen custard but the rest sucked!

 

[johnkimble123]

Phil has proven this week that there is no amount that he won't beg after receiving.

Hit a goal? We're now $150 away from the next goal.
Hit 4 goals? Well if we get 6 more we can do another meal.

Not to mention he really wants people to just give him money for existing. Which is crazy because I'd give him money for not existing. Or playing in traffic.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Yeah, fuckhead has something going on with his elbow. Either it's lack of muscle or he really does have olecranon bursitis from gout. Keep eating slop, piggy.

 

[LongJohnSilvers]

did someone say sue dsp?

 

[00R-Gundam]

Yeah, fuckhead has something going on with his elbow. Either it's lack of muscle or he really does have olecranon bursitis from gout. Keep eating slop, piggy.

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Im no medical kiwi, but that looks like lack of muscle to me, more so considering that he doesnt exercise or has an active lifestyle. If it is gout then i guess cherry juice will do the job.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

He already started to back track on the lawsuit stuff when asked now it's "between him and the detractors and he isn't talking about it"

Give it a few more days and it's into the memoryhole like everything else.

He was cooming over that Korean BBQ chicken sandwich from Super Chix and the frozen custard but the rest sucked!

$15 for a chicken sandwich it better fondle the balls while they're at it. He mentioned splitting the fried pickles with Khet, if she got any menu items herself they spent upwards of 60-70 bucks on dinner for two, before fees.

 

[johnkimble123]

He hates games because he's bad at them

There's a very clear reason why he sinks so much money into WWE Champions, and it's not that he likes wrestling

Im no medical kiwi, but that looks like lack of muscle to me, more so considering that he doesnt exercise or has an active lifestyle. If it is gout then i guess cherry juice will do the job.

Literally has no muscles on his body anymore. His forearms look like Ariana Grande's on a good day. His legs from the closet cringe show aren't even chicken legs. They're somehow worse. If he ever fell down, he would likely break his hip like a frail 70 year old.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Literally has no muscles on his body anymore. His forearms look like Ariana Grande's on a good day. His legs from the closet cringe show aren't even chicken legs. They're somehow worse. If he ever fell down, he would likely break his hip like a frail 70 year old.

I'm not sure Ricky wants to be compared to Phil.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil's elbow looks like a pitcher who blew his out and needs Tommy John surgery. That would be understandable with Wingo and his impressive controller fastballs but Phil just hits his pad like a bitch.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

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Mario Kart World's days are numbered.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

 

[Kheapathic]

I don' thave a Switch 2 and haven't played a modern Mario Kart since... ... Double Dash, I think. Is it me, or is there a lot more chaos and comeback items that make holding a high placement more difficult than it used to be. Also, big ups for all the detractors and your names, geez you guys are relentless.