DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Again, DSP really wants you to think he doesn't doordash 3-4 times a week. All that begging like a crackhead just to eat fast food pizza. 2 pizzas and bread. Either he's a fat ass and eats all of it or it immediately goes into the trash bin.

Fucking ACK ACK ACK at the idea that fast food goes into the trash bin at the Burnell residence.

 

[Delayed Breathing]

I had a thought recently that Jack Scalfani would be a great replacement for Smark Guys! He would bring the food and anime knowledge while Phil would talk about WWE Champions/Begging and alcohol.

 

[Niggernerd]

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Seeing dsp with a hairline is fucking cursed lmfao

 

[A Piece of Coal]

goes into the trash bin.

You spelled Khet wrong.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Fucking ACK ACK ACK at the idea that fast food goes into the trash bin at the Burnell residence.

The “trash bin” is Phil’s pet name for Kat

 

[Lord_Point]

Crazy bread is chewy and has a dough flavor to it (???). It tastes like bread sticks from other fastfood pizza restaurants.

Well thank god now i can use this robust detail to decide if I want to try it for myself. I could have never guessed bread sticks have a bread like flavor and taste like other bread sticks.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I doubt he likes gaming anymore and even if he liked games he wouldn't choose the games himself.

He loves to play victim and act like he can't choose the games he's playing, that's why he plays only newly released slop or games his audience bully him to play.

If he was to choose the games and support is low it would shatter his ego.

Which is funny after the numerous 'no one controls me and my streams' tirades.

If you had to pick one thing about 2025 DSP that you hate the most, what would it be?

His existence is the only correct blanket answer.

That deep dish pizza looks fucking nasty. This is gonna be a kino Devour.

Can't even eat the wings because they would be too messy LMAO.

Damn. I get to use it again already.

 

[Benchod]

I guess "health" is now a factor in his scores (LOL).

Always used to be. I'm guessing he watched his old Little Caesers review and brought it back for some reason.

 

[Lord_Point]

Always used to be. I'm guessing he watched his old Little Caesers review and brought it back for some reason.

He brough it back because hes skinnier than ever and can even do a complete walk to and from his mail box, even in FULL DIRECT sun heat. If you cant see why it makes sense to take health advice from phil then you must have working eyeballs.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Again, DSP really wants you to think he doesn't doordash 3-4 times a week. All that begging like a crackhead just to eat fast food pizza. 2 pizzas and bread. Either he's a fat ass and eats all of it or it immediately goes into the trash bin.

Kat made a turkey sandwich, so she's a great cook. She really should be a chef. A soulmaid chef lookin' smokin' hot in her swimsuit. No need for Doordash.

 

[Lazycunt]

Everyone is a sheeple but phail and his dents. No Phil. People hate song of the south or whatever because nigger game is SBI. Why would people they call mistakes want to throw money at the boring game? What makes it woke is the fact it's a shitty fucking game only cock sucked by game journos because it's their ticket to enter the field. That's always been the case. It's sex for favors!

Phil doesn't actually give a shit either way he just wanted money, He wouldn't have said shit if he got to 150 even if it was from one person.

I fucking hate gamergators and the anti-gamergators. The majority of the online people are pathetic, faggots like game grumps and the Alyssa cunt I truly wish they would all throw themselves into volcanos.

I think Phil wasn't lying about his depression because as soon as he gets his money injection he's all good and forgets about ever being depressed.

Phil is on 6 thousand miligrams of money per week money and if he doesn't get it his depression flares up.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So essentially this fat motherfucker says that he and his wife ate a meal that was meant for more than two people.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

So essentially this fat motherfucker says that he and his wife ate a meal that was meant for more than two people.

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"The whole family" motherfucker your "family" is two people and a cat, did Jasper eat some of the pizza?

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Doordash

Where the fuck do you think?

If Phil went to the Little Caesar's at 203 S 2nd St, Renton, WA 98057 and picked the order up himself, he'd pay the $4.

But Phil gets DoorDash like the mouth drooler he is, and pays a hidden $3.22 fee, on top of the total order fees.
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$4 vs. $7.22

Even for DoorDash that's insane. Usually there's a markup but I've never seen it be 2x the original price. Times must be hard when your biggest customer fakes bad reviews so he can scam his money back...

 

[Niggernerd]

"The whole family" motherfucker your "family" is two people and a cat, did Jasper eat some of the pizza?

"Father this pizza is cold and not up to my standards. I demand you ask for contributions to make the fatter one warm it up"

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

"The whole family" motherfucker your "family" is two people and a cat, did Jasper eat some of the pizza?

His insistence on this fucking reality warp where he has a family genuinely makes me angry at the world wide web.

Couples get to a point where they START a family by having kids, Phil, you fucking worthless bitch. You viewing your wife as your surrogate mother doesn't fucking count.

 

[Iron Father]

If you had to pick one thing about 2025 DSP that you hate the most, what would it be?

"He's so OLD and so BORING." - Almighty Tevin

 

[dent_whisperer]

"The whole family" motherfucker your "family" is two people and a cat, did Jasper eat some of the pizza?

Jasper trying to run off with a piece while Kat is in the area is a one way ticket to cat heaven.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

If you had to pick one thing about 2025 DSP that you hate the most, what would it be?

For me it's the acting like his "rewards" are rewards for his viewers and not him. Hit the goals and you get rewarded by him ordering fast food slop! Oh, and remember you still have to give him money on his streams that are supposedly rewards for his community!

The "ironic" begging/being an asshole/complaining.
I don't mind much people on the internet being dickheads until they try to weasel out of being accountable for it. The way I see it, if you are going to be a fucking cunt to your audience, expect to take it when you fuck up. You can name any big streamer who banters with their audience and they don't cry when people start clowning on them. Phil is always a little bitch who dishes it out to everyone but the second anyone claps back he goes to his little sissy "only unhappy people hate/insult others" whining sessions. He can't just take it like a man, he's the ultimate crybully.

Same for the "ironic" begging. He only jokingly demands for money, but if he gets it, it's proof of how he can command his retard army and proof of his success; if he doesn't, then it was always a joke and he always knew he was never going to get it, but also last chance to donate and any mention of it is an instant ban, only he can joke about getting money.
And of course, when he tells people they are wastes of space and terrible people and that devs should get fired and die because they're useless code monkeys, he's only joking, he's just playing a character called DSP, who surprisingly is just as whiny and has the exact same opinions as Phil Burnell, also he doesn't play a character and you watch him because he's genuine, but he's also playing a character.

What a fucking faggot. Just how fragile is your ego that you can't even take an insignificant L over nothing? Phil has basically created a mentality and persona where he's never wrong, where every mistake was always accounted for and every win was completely intended. Seriously, by his own admission, when has Phil ever been wrong? It's always stuff from +5 years ago and the only times he admits to any wrongdoing is to paint himself as perfect in the present time, which kinda defeats the point. Say what you will about Rich, Kino Casino and Keemstar, but at least they can commit to what they do instead of backpedaling like bitches.

Phil is functionally a middle aged woman. Always talking shit behind other people's backs while talking about not caring about other people's business while posting "don't hate" shit on their Facebook page. And just like women, Phil turns into a little bitch when confronted. I mean, how much of a faggot you have to be that even an 11 y/o girl fucking clapped you and you had nothing to say?