DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Factual OST Aficionado]

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Should've finished the job, Jaha.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

PS3 would crash new Vegas regularly, especially if you saved too often. While the 360 had bugs as well, but no save bug. While pc was obviously superior, the 360 was the superior console.

Spoiler: TMI relating to why this is so and how it came to be.

Programming on a PC which is a straight port to the console with graphical tweaks, as opposed to something like PS3 where not only did you need to target the machine but despite it's powerhouse CPU/GPU it was incredibly difficult for most programmers at game companies to understand. See, this was a Sony error, as PS1 and PS2 you had people like early Naughty Dog developers who were squeezing every inch of performance, studying the libraries and architecture, and generally extremely well classed programmers. But PS3 was the era of first generation "Game programmers" meaning they just came in out of college with a shitty game design degree, couldn't program their way out of a paper bag, and were given the final boss of a specialized architecture. Meanwhile they were using all these bloat middleware systems to make the games which ran like hot ass.

There's a reason the PS3 was used by the US Military. Just without proper programmers, which have long long long long left the games industry, the PS3 was doomed to be overengineered and useless in the hands of most retards that colleges churn out who can barely grok C# with Microsoft's dogshit runtimes/libraries and stackexchange/pajeet advice/AI help. Real programmers left because no one who can make 6-7 figures wants to put up with near McWorker wages and shitty corporate dynamics.

This is also the era when "Coding Camps" rose up, so many people with various arts degrees got into programming jobs after 2-4 week coding camps, as the industry was dead set on lowering programmer wages by introducing millions of new undereducated and underpaid programmers to dilute the field. Guess that worked out great because nearly all code is done ontop of various libraries the programmers can't understand and cannot maintain across upstream and downstream updates. All software now is bloated, wasteful, barely functional, poorly maintained, and worst of all comes with heavy ass UIs that are completely unneeded because even the somewhat simple art of barebones UI design was eschewed in favor of marketing through visual appeal on shit ranging from missile operating software to medical interfaces (now with AI diagnostic suggestions) and even dirt simple point of sale systems.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

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He's talking about himself and doesn't realize it.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

I did not know getting married means you will be scared of boobies for the rest of your life.
You are a fag Phil.
I would not give up on boobs even if my wife would beat me up lol

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but Phil is a gigantic bitch.

 

[Balr0g]

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Ah yes. The pathetic bitch who stopped playing matches in SF VI because he got manhandled or even refused to fight Cammy players because they usually curbstomped him. But when HE wins and the other party quits then they are pathetic. Hey Phil, look in the mirror for once. When you're sober

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Imagine talking shit while choosing this as your most flattering photo. Kill yourself, Phil.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Ah yes. The pathetic bitch who stopped playing matches in SF VI because he got manhandled or even refused to fight Cammy players because they usually curbstomped him. But when HE wins and the other party quits then they are pathetic. Hey Phil, look in the mirror for once. When you're sober

also, his ping is horrible. if he lose, the lag was too much, but once he uses it against other players, it's okay and opponents were "scrubs". I swear he picks players with higher pings for a better chance for him to win.

Imagine talking shit while choosing this as your most flattering photo. Kill yourself, Phil.
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he looks like he about ready to put a gun in his mouth. this is not the normal look of a 43 year old

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The pathetic bitch who stopped playing matches in SF VI because he got manhandled or even refused to fight Cammy players because they usually curbstomped him.

Periodic reminder that he had a 10% winrate against Cammy and with some characters it was lower. With Zangief, his winrate against Cammy was a robust 4%. It's even funnier if you understand the KAHNTEKST because Zangief has a decent matchup against Cammy despite him being slow and lumbering and her being fast as fuck. The reason is that Zangief can easily punish most of her blocked special moves with an SPD.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

he looks like he about ready to put a gun in his mouth. this is not the normal look of a 43 year old

Please, it’s too early to think good thoughts like that.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Wow reading this thread never ceases to amaze me about how lazy and dumb this person can be. I legit hate this guy. But I don't know if this art was posted already but here it is again.

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"Asks for $300 a day, SIX days a week." --> Comic pays off with "I'm asking for $1,500 a week, guys," but 300X6=$1,800/week...

Phil would never install a mod to put more clothing on in any game depicting male strippers. He's gay.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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"Take the L"

Fucking LowTierGod wannabe lmao

 

[Corpun]

How is someone this bad at Minecraft? Just go to sleep at night.

 

[Moar Krabs]

So Phil is talking about doing this IndeVESTible Day stream every year. First he has a Halloween Marathon than a Christmas Marathon and now he has a 4th of July marathon he might as well do an Easter Marathon where he dresses up as the Easter Bunny. Also if he really is doing this every year does that mean he's gonna clean out his closet put all the shit back in there and than next year do it all over again. What the hells the point of cleaning out your closet if your just gonna put everything back in

 

[Hectic Heckler]

So Phil is talking about doing this IndeVESTible Day stream every year. First he has a Halloween Marathon than a Christmas Marathon and now he has a 4th of July marathon he might as well do an Easter Marathon where he dresses up as the Easter Bunny. Also if he really is doing this every year does that mean he's gonna clean out his closet put all the shit back in there and than next year do it all over again. What the hells the point of cleaning out your closet if your just gonna put everything back in

Sort of. He shows his audience all the garbage he's stacked in his closet, and when the velcro wallets spew $50/$100/whatever, he puts on a vest "one last time" before "retiring it" (unless he wants to bring them back for another event, as he's said, making this vest event completely useless and meaningless.)

The first closet cleaning probably had more interest, since it was the first time in 10 years Pig cleaned it out. Now, it'll just be all the empty boxes of his RGB slop and his ancient, collectible video games he found in there and never sold.

 

[Fapcop]

Khat seems like more of the type to have a life insurance policy on her partner IMHO.

If he'd actually gotten one on Khet he'd have let something slip to indicate that by now, unless he got it fairly recently, like within the last month.

Incredibly optimistic to think that Phil might spend 10$ of WWE Champions money on a policy every month that may not pay out in many years.

Can you imagine the kind of guilt trip begathons Phil would pull if Khat died?

“So guys, tonight is the big charity stream to pay for Khat’s… Passing. There has been so many expenses. Coffin expenses. Funeral costs…. Eh… Coffin…associated costs. Jasper is heartbroken so please, anything helps. Especially since I can’t stream tomorrow, it’s my day ahf for Khat’s funeral, so you know…
*T POSE*
Oh well, it is what it is. Let’s get some funeral support guys!”

The 360 was simpler to program for, but not capable of what a talented dev could get out of the PS3.

The PS3 was a beast and am still kinda bummed out the PS4 was a glorified PC instead of taking the Cell architecture to the next level.

And of course, the programmers who developed for the PS3 were also the real deal. We’re talking about kids who taught themselves to run graphic intros on 8k memory, and do whole demos with animation, music and 3d graphics on one or two 1.44 mb floppy disks.

Any moron can spend a couple of days swiping assets and gluing it together in Unreal or Unity and have it look decent today. So you get slop games that appeal to slop people like Phil.

Bomboclat! Yu a bait yu fingga siek a Jamiekan man!

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Did anyone see that Taxi Sim stream where Phil hits a pedestrian, and immediately launches into a monologue how he did NOTHING wrong, and the pedestrian basically JUMPED in front of his car?

Peak Phil.

Such a lack of accountability than rather admitting to a goof, he comes up with some retarded “clearly the NPC was programmed to do a personal injury scam!” Theory. And so fucking dumb that he think this is normal, ahdult-style human behavior.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Oh shit, even RimWorld devs are dunking on Phil regularly now:

https://x.com/Rhopunzel/status/1941166478360993883

https://archive.ph/Z2Bxg

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Imagine talking shit while choosing this as your most flattering photo. Kill yourself, Phil.
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The stress, alcohol, junk food, and isolation aged him so bad.

 

[Pickle Man]

Imagine talking shit while choosing this as your most flattering photo. Kill yourself, Phil.
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Same energy.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm not a really patriotic type of American but it kinda feels disrespectful(or based depending on how you look at it) for him to piggyback off a holiday and using it to promote your own stream where you wear a bunch of retarded vests and hats.

Can't even like, half ass it with some sort of fireworks theme or play alien games like the movie game or something.

Happy D-Day.

He is the King of Disrespect after all.

Todays Phail in Photo:

Sort of. He shows his audience all the garbage he's stacked in his closet, and when the velcro wallets spew $50/$100/whatever, he puts on a vest "one last time" before "retiring it" (unless he wants to bring them back for another event, as he's said, making this vest event completely useless and meaningless.)

The first closet cleaning probably had more interest, since it was the first time in 10 years Pig cleaned it out. Now, it'll just be all the empty boxes of his RGB slop and his ancient, collectible video games he found in there and never sold.

He's at least going to try it once a year and make a big deal about putting this crap on thus (used correctly Phail) proving he doesn't know the definition of the word 'retire'.