DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

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I figured I'd wade into this discussion to bring up that back when the bankruptcy proceedings were ongoing, once it came out what Phil was claiming his income was on his bankruptcy forms, there was sudden, similar speculation at the time as to whether Phil has been lying to the IRS about his income as well. IIRC, @actually -- who was, similarly to PieceOfPeace now, keeping track of Phil's income to the best of his ability -- brought up that the few times Phil dropped a total amount (not to be confused with individual beg-a-thon goals) he was paying for his taxes, it lined up pretty closely with what we he and others had determined was his actual income. Adding on the fact that Phil had indicated he had a "tax guy" do this stuff for him, and the tentative conclusion he reached (and that I personally think is still the most likely scenario) was that Phil was lying to the bankruptcy judge but probably not to the IRS.
@actually made one big assumption in all his math: That Phil was only on an installment plan for income tax, not payroll tax. My math is in the spoiler but the short version is that income tax if Phil didn't deduct business expenses is about as much as income + payroll tax combined if he did deduct $5,000 / month.

For non-Americans: Payroll tax is tracked and paid separate from ordinary income tax because it is earmarked for our old-age benefit programs and the formulas for amount owed + deductions are different from income tax as well. That being said all my paystubs + federal tax returns have listed both my income and payroll tax payments, there is not a practical difference to me since they are both money I have to pay to the government, and I cannot think of a reason someone would have a reason to look at one but not the other.

To keep math very simple I will assume Phil made $120k (which is consistently a best estimate or in the range of estimates for Phil's income) and use 2021 tax rates (this is because I was lazy, older years' rates would be harder to find and 2022 rates would be an apples-to-oranges comparison because rates are inflation-adjusted).

Approach 1 - no business deductions, income tax only.

Taxable income = $120,000 - $12,550 standard deduction = $107,450

10% * $9,950 = $995
12% * ($40,525 - $9,950) = $3,669
22% * ($86,375 - $40,525) = $10,087
24% * ($107,450 - $86,375) = $5,058

This all adds up to $19,809 whereas Phil claimed to owe $17k-18k. This difference is small enough I'm inclined to say it's due to a combination of slight changes in tax rates, much smaller but more defensible business writeoffs, money Phil was able to pull together without help, and gifts from his parents.

Approach 2 - $5,000 / month business deductions, income and payroll tax.

Income subject to payroll tax = $120,000 - $5,000 in business expenses / month * 12 months = $60,000
Note that there is not a standard deduction for payroll tax, that only applies to ordinary income tax. According to this site (the IRS does not provide a nice, clean listing of payroll tax rates) payroll tax rate is a flat 15.3% on the first $147,000 of income and 0% above it. Technically the payroll tax is 7.65% on the employer and 7.65% on the employee, but since Phil is self employed he is considered both and is responsible for the entire 15.3%.

Payroll tax = 15.3% * $60,000 = $9,180

Income subject to income tax = $120,000 - $5,000 in business expenses / month - $12,550 standard deduction (yes he could claim business deductions + standard deduction concurrently) = $47,450.
10% * $9,950 = $995
12% * ($40,525 - $9,950) = $3,669
22% * ($47,450 - $40,525) = $1,523.50

This adds up to $15,367.50 or about $2k-3k less than the $17k-18k Phil claimed to owe. There are any number of things (cost of hiring an accountant, IRS penalties and fees, Phil wanting extra money because he's that sleazy) that could explain the difference.

In summary - @actually did the math right on what Phil brought in and the income tax he'd pay without business deductions, but unless we know whether payroll tax is included in his installment plans we can't say whether Phil claimed business expenses on his returns. As a layperson I'm inclined to say Phil probably got flagged for not paying payroll tax since that's part of normal withholding + returns but I don't have the accounting/legal/IRS enforcement background necessary to say for sure.

Edit: Two other things I'll point out from the begruptcy:

First, the random jump in made-up business expenses to $9,000 in July of 2019 was not necessary to lower Phil's income to qualify for Chapter 7: If you exclude July 2019 from his form 122A his income increases to $4,962.36 / month or $59,548.32 / year. This is still much less than the $78, 823 cutoff for Chapter 7 eligibility in Washington (see page 2 of his form 122A) so there was probably some basis for the $9,000 value (like summing up all PayPal charges for the month). To head off the next, perfectly reasonable question of why his income dropped following July 2019 I can't be sure but my first guess would be that Phil spent some or all of the money his mother gave him for his wedding/to get on an IRS payment plan on gacha and that ran out in the July-August 2019 timeframe. This would explain his "expenses" dropping significantly in September 2019 while defaulting on his credit cards after meeting with Rochelle in October 2019 would explain why they then started to tick back up.

Second, Rochelle (Phil's begruptcy attorney) did not certify that the information was correct, let alone on pain of perjury. She signed twice, both on the initial filing - once to certify she had explained bankruptcy eligibility and relief (the statement about 11 USC§ 707(b)(4)(D) does not apply because that section governs dismissal and conversion to Chapter 11 or 13), and once to specify the fee she received and the services rendered. Considering how her fee explicitly did not cover adversary proceedings in Phil's case I suspect she runs a bankruptcy mill - offer an ultra low fee, provide the bare minimum of service, hope that the sheer volume of clients is enough to keep up her income.

Edit x2: If you look at Rochelle's website she does not cover Chapter 11 (business bankruptcies) which supports my "mill" theory - all but the smallest of failing businesses will have enough debt to enough creditors that objections to discharge are a real possibility and the debtor should prepare for these, whereas objections to discharge in Chapter 7/13 (especially for debtors who can only afford Rochelle's bare-bones services) are much rarer.

Edit x3: If I'm wrong about 11 USC§ 707(b)(4)(D) and it did apply to Rochelle in the begruptcy then her signature is still not hard proof of anything. Here is what that law says:

The signature of an attorney on the petition shall constitute a certification that the attorney has no knowledge after an inquiry that the information in the schedules filed with such petition is incorrect.

and here is the preceding section:
The signature of an attorney on a petition, pleading, or written motion shall constitute a certification that the attorney has--

(i) performed a reasonable investigation into the circumstances that gave rise to the petition, pleading, or written motion;  and
(ii) determined that the petition, pleading, or written motion--
(I) is well grounded in fact;  and
(II) is warranted by existing law or a good faith argument for the extension, modification, or reversal of existing law and does not constitute an abuse under paragraph (1).
A few things to notice here - even if the business expenses were false (they were), Rochelle could avoid any sort of discipline by throwing Phil under the bus - come up with some BS about how she questioned whether all the PayPal charges were really business expenses but he insisted repeatedly that they were. Same goes for streaming services ("I do reviews on my channel") and fast food ("I have a side series called 'DSP Tries It'") if he wrote those off. You have to admit that a ~50-year-old woman saying "I had to defer a little to my client on these expenses because I don't understand videogames or YouTube" is a plausible defense even if it is a lie.

Edit: To adjust formatting and add some extra discussion of the begruptcy.

Edit x2 and 3: Adding more information on Phil's bankruptcy attorney and correcting payroll tax rate from 15.2% to 15.3%.
 

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Really sorry if this was posted before. Everyone came out the woodwork to watch this shit. Even the man who made up the story about gangraping a dude in the snow and freezing him to death in the semen. It's Low Tear Gag
Tl;DW Ltg makes a few half hearted comments trying to find something to compliment Phil on. Best he can come up with is respect for Phil sticking to his guns. But even he has to admit that Phil was wildly out of his element and Keem was especially dominant. In a... buisinessman way... yeah. One of my favourite comments from LTG was how everyone but Phil has a cap on and they are all calm but Phil is shifting around in his sunken chair, looking nervous as hell.
 

Really sorry if this was posted before. Everyone came out the woodwork to watch this shit. Even the man who made up the story about gangraping a dude in the snow and freezing him to death in the semen. It's Low Tear Gag
Tl;DW Ltg makes a few half hearted comments trying to find something to compliment Phil on. Best he can come up with is respect for Phil sticking to his guns. But even he has to admit that Phil was wildly out of his element and Keem was especially dominant. In a... buisinessman way... yeah. One of my favourite comments from LTG was how everyone but Phil has a cap on and they are all calm but Phil is shifting around in his sunken chair, looking nervous as hell.
DSP chewing his fingers off now that Black DSP is talking about him.
 

Really sorry if this was posted before. Everyone came out the woodwork to watch this shit. Even the man who made up the story about gangraping a dude in the snow and freezing him to death in the semen. It's Low Tear Gag
Tl;DW Ltg makes a few half hearted comments trying to find something to compliment Phil on. Best he can come up with is respect for Phil sticking to his guns. But even he has to admit that Phil was wildly out of his element and Keem was especially dominant. In a... buisinessman way... yeah. One of my favourite comments from LTG was how everyone but Phil has a cap on and they are all calm but Phil is shifting around in his sunken chair, looking nervous as hell.
Dale is constantly taking shots at Phil because he hates being compared to a haggard and wheezing whitey, but he's probably still horribly jealous that Phil gets this sort of attention from other streamers and Keemstar.
 
Speaking of Keemstars unnecessary involvement what do you think would happen a month after Keem spends however much money on God knows what and the show drops off a cliff viewer-wise? He'd stir shit up artificially to juice the content. That's why I wouldn't do it.
Everything would be in the contract though. Both sides work until they get a contract they both agree with. DSP is retarded for not even attempting that and blaming it on getting called at the wrong time of day. "Oh he would have expected me to work 80 hours a week" So write a contract that says you work 5-10. It's not rocket science. You can bitch about the terms if he wouldn't budge and otherwise you get a sweet deal.

He doesn't get how disrespectful that is to his fans. (they dont either to be fair)
"I'm not gonna take $50k easy money, I'm just going to have you guys cover me for that. Thanks guys! "
 
Craig was talking about DSP on todays solocast. Its still live I believe.

From the 20ish minutes I've watched it seems to be about a weirdo (See: Superhound) sending Dave emails trying to impersonate Craig.


 
Everything would be in the contract though. Both sides work until they get a contract they both agree with. DSP is retarded for not even attempting that and blaming it on getting called at the wrong time of day. "Oh he would have expected me to work 80 hours a week" So write a contract that says you work 5-10. It's not rocket science. You can bitch about the terms if he wouldn't budge and otherwise you get a sweet deal.

He doesn't get how disrespectful that is to his fans. (they dont either to be fair)
"I'm not gonna take $50k easy money, I'm just going to have you guys cover me for that. Thanks guys! "
Phil never had any intention of agreeing to work for keem when he found out about the idea. Phil wasn't looking to make the deal better for himself, he was looking for a way out of it that made keem look bad. That's why he tried to mess keem around with the phone call malarky, to make keem look disrespectful for not trying to reach Phil at a time that worked for him and he failed due to not realising that normal people will put shit on hold for a massive opportunity like that instead of autisticly expecting people to care about some rigid schedule that Phil can (and has on multiple occasions) change.
 
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