DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

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The shit show will start at 9am Pig Coast time. Phil's post interview prestream copecast will be tailored to how Phil needs to spin it to his retards. If it goes well it will be the best thing ever, if it goes sideways it will be our (Da Trollz) doing once again. Craig didn't announce the stream of some reason, Phil announced it to his viewers to get them to show up and Wheel Knight for him during the show.

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the replies are tepid at best. This is setting up for disaster.
 
I had a feeling he would do a react stream afterword. Hem and haw during the live interview without answering anything specific and then do all the lying on a react stream that he can't be challenged on.
Craig is probably just gonna lob a bunch of softballs. I can't see him really asking anything people actually wanna know, like "Why did you list your businesses expenses as $5000 a month on your bankruptcy?"

Given Dave is used to just leaning in on anyone who questions anything he says though, he will probably still think whatever minor softball follow up questions Craig might ask him will be tantamount to an inquisition.

Best case scenario is Craig asks an actual fuckin question and Dave just immediately disconnects and goes back to his stream to whine about it.

The shit show will start at 9am Pig Coast time. Phil's post interview prestream copecast will be tailored to how Phil needs to spin it to his retards. If it goes well it will be the best thing ever, if it goes sideways it will be our (Da Trollz) doing once again. Craig didn't announce the stream of some reason, Phil announced it to his viewers to get them to show up and Wheel Knight for him during the show.

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the replies are tepid at best. This is setting up for disaster.
9AM? That's at least two hours before Dave gets up normally.

Also isn't that picture like 8 years old at this point?
 
Phil bitching that it's Craig's fault for letting the cat out of the bag with the interview date.

Hey Phil, if you have nothing to hide, then why are you so concerned?

Also, Phil is so stressed about the "interrogation" that he'll need "a decompression stream" after it. Better pony up those fucking tips, you dents.
i wonder if he considered the quartering interview to be an interrogation as well? hes down playing it hard though, hes been saying its all going to be stuff hes addressed and debunked before during the down the rabbit hole reack and in his debunk video. whats he trying to do get his dents to not watch the interview? the only interesting bit will be when he and craig both have a good old fashioned cry about how mean and mentally ill the deteactors are.
 
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What should have happened is Craig should have had Phil on Side Scrollers as a guest, and he could have just been one and done with him. Instead Craig asked for lore, he got way more than he bargained for. We'll see what Mr. JOURNALIST DEGREE can get out of Phil (I expect nothing exciting). I truly think the only way for Craig and company to get out of the Vortex would be to have a talk with a detractor after Phil's show. After that they can play dumb and discard Phil like the stepping stone he should be used as.
 

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Stuttering Craig is really only remembered by AVGN fans as many of the nerd videos still have "originally aired on screwattack on ......." and that he made a cameo appearance in one of the Nerd's Christmas episodes. Otherwise, he is a nobody........like Phil
Actually I genuinely liked all of his Top 10 lists with Handsome Tom. I found them all genuinely funny and I could probably watch them today and laugh again. I haven't seen his face since I was in high school, but I hope both of them are doing well in this life.
 
Has Craig revealed how much he is paying Phil for this honor? WWE all know Phil won't don't this for free. I am guessing a grand. Craig seems like the type that would spend a bunch on guest stars in the hopes of propping up his dead channel.

If Phil does manage to attract a whale or two from Craig, I hope it is at the direct detriment of Craig's channel. This is a total sum game. Whaling is.
 
Has Craig revealed how much he is paying Phil for this honor? WWE all know Phil won't don't this for free. I am guessing a grand. Craig seems like the type that would spend a bunch on guest stars in the hopes of propping up his dead channel.
Craig's claimed he isn't paying for this. I think Phil initially agreed to it because it's so obvious that Craig knew less about Phil than the average twitter user and had hoped to keep it a surprise, able to apply his pignosis on him and get a spot as a regular guest. Once the cat was out of the bag, Phil panicked. Phil's likely continuing to promise to be on and answer questions because he's slowly becoming aware that this might not get any chances after this and has deluded himself that he still has a chance to reappear.

Well, it's either that or he's no intention of appearing now that they have been brought a bit closer to speed and is mearly trying to siphon viewers from the podcast.
 
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