DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

Agent Proper said:
The shit show will start at 9am Pig Coast time
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FamicomGorby said:
9AM? That's at least two hours before Dave gets up normally.
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This might be a petty comment to make, but did anyone point out already that none of the people involved in Craig's podcast have to work at 9am on a work day? They are clearly not raking in the big youtube bucks looking at their views, so... how? ... and, why? Further: Who is their audience? Just a bunch of Jaydes? Tuning in on the weekend at 9am might actually a sweet spot, but thursday?
 
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myone said:
This might be a petty comment to make, but did anyone point out already that none of the people involved in Craig's podcast have to work at 9am on a work day? They are clearly not raking in the big youtube bucks looking at their views, so... how? ... and, why? Further: Who is their audience? Just a bunch of Jaydes? Tuning in on the weekend at 9am might actually a sweet spot, but thursday?
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9 AM for DSP is 11 AM for Craig and his crew. It's still odd that they're doing it during prime work hours though. Also, my guess is that it's just going to be regarded as something to be seen later as a regular video by other people rather than having to watch it live
 
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This interview is going to be a 2 man level 1 podcast. I think that DSP reached out to stuttering dipshit and brokered some sort of deal.

Interviewing someone like DSP makes no business sense for a small podcast outside of the dramaverse/lolcowverse on the internet.

For a small gaming podcast, it makes more sense to have small streamers, up and comers, niche community vtubers, maybe some R34 artist, but not DSP.

DSPs only claim to fame is a 5 minute fap and getting dunked on Pewds and Keem.
 
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Skippy Shortbottom said:
Hmmm that was kinda a bitch move for him to reveal the date of the podcast that isn't even his. What a controlling little faggot.

The narcissist doesn't like how he's being presented to the newfags and is desperately trying to hide the fact that he just shit his pants.
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It's just Phil being a bitch because he's pissed off Craig talked about the interview before it happened. He clearly wanted no announcement and for it to just go live on the day. Maybe I'm a cynic but I think Craig knew more about Phil than he has let on and knew that announcing early would bring hype and views.
 
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The interview will suck, Craig will throw softball questions and Dave will bitch and moan about everything in his life being destroyed beacuse of trolls.

If Craig would TRY to poke him with hard questions Dave will just go apeshit and leave the interview. Dave can and will never admit any true faults of his actions.
 
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Tears for T said:
The interview will suck, Craig will throw softball questions and Dave will bitch and moan about everything in his life being destroyed beacuse of trolls.

If Craig would TRY to poke him with hard questions Dave will just go apeshit and leave the interview. Dave can and will never admit any true faults in his actions.
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Watching Dave squirm would at least be funny.

The summary of the interview will be as follows-

  • Craig asks a question
  • Dave gives answer
  • Craig asks for proof of statement
  • DSP snorts and says he is the proof

This is going to be a waste of time, it won't even be a shit show.
 
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Agent Proper said:
The Thursday morning time was an easy way to try and mitigate trolling. Who's going to be able to watch it, protect Phil, and be active in Craig's chat on Thursday. The dents.
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Yuropland it's 4pm/5pm so quite a convenient start time.

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Elescondido said:
His college rant today genuinly made wonder if this is all a bit....

Is it really possible for a 40 year old man to think that is university's job to find jobs for their students ??

How could anyone be this entitled?

Also it is me or the story of why he changed his major changes constatly?

The first time i've heard it he say he did it cause of the dotcom crash

The second time he said he did it cause his programing teacher sucked

Today he said he did it cause even the begginers clase was too hard cause he didnt learn coding in highschool
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He had another college rant? Was is clipped on a detractor channel or will I need to look through a restream for this unhingedness?
Shirō Ishii said:
DSP being entitled is due to his parents being awful at their job and babying him his entire life. He was in his 20s bitching about not getting a wolverine toy and still complains about it. Phil changing stories constantly is nothing new as he does it with literally everything. The most plausible answer is that Phil was too stupid and was struggling/failing his courses so he changed his major to one which was easier. It should be emphasized that Phil went to a shit school and that it isn't hard for retards to get degrees in the United States, depending on the major and college of course.
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I really want to ask Linda and Dave how they feel about their boy. I just have to know if they're under pignosis like the dents are or if they are sick of his shit and gave up on him. At the very least I want to know if my theory about Dave seeing Phil as a disappointment is true.
ViperfistX said:
Phil is a very unique specimen in that he can somehow ramble and prattle forever and turn something simple like "We ran errands and bought groceries today" into an hours long story. It genuinely baffles me how the regular dents are able to stomach this shit almost every single on the prestreams and Level 1 Podcast, they must just be completely numb to his ranting or maybe they just turn their brains off.
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My only hope for this podcast is Craig or someone else cutting Phil off of enough rambles that he gets toxic and later calls them all pieces of shits who can't run a podcast, because he is the professional at them. This is my only hope because Phil cannot control other people, is a massive pussy in situations he can't control, and the chat will probably be full of detractor memes.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
I haven't even played Wololo but from the kahntekst and my knowledge of the RotTK from the Total War and Dynasty Warriors games I can guess that it's the scene where Diaochan dances in front of Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu and Lu Bu gets so enamored with her that he's eventually gonna kill his second adoptive father, Dong Zhuo, for the chance to get some of that puss.
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Pretty much. Except with some slight changes, like Diao Chan really being Hong Jing in disguise who's been helping you throughout the game.

As for the interview. I would suggest to everyone to wait until at least half of the interview has passed before making a final judgement, I only say this because a smart interviewer would spend the first half fluffing the guy up with softballs in order to make them comfortable and feel welcome and lower their guard before throwing a hard hitting question.

If Craig starts with the hard stuff phil will dip right away, his finger will be hovering over the leave call button, but if he's made to feel comfortable for an hour he'll lower his guard and think this interview is safe...then when a hard question hits it will take him by such surprise he'll panic and not know what to do right away.

However, go in there expecting nothing and you won't be disappointed.
 
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Like the "interview" with Quartering, this is just a PR tour, DSP would not have agreed to it otherwise.

DSP is looking for new paypigs, Craig is looking for a view spike.

Nothing will come from this other than Craig reading some pre-approved questions and DSP giving pre-written statements.

If you expect DSP is just going to lie about things, you will be disappointed, there won't even be any real lies, because DSP will reject anything he might have to lie about too blatantl.

At the most there will only be some vague by omission statements and half-truths.

DSP doesnt care, all he cares about is the opportunity to pitch himself at some potential new paypigs he can beg to for today's bills.
 
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>Hey Phil, this is what people are saying about you
>Ummm, *snort* that's factually untrue despite there being video evidence saying to the contrary
>Do you have any kind of proof?
>It's just untrue, you have all these mentally ill losers clowning on me and putting my family in danger
This is going to be the most boring shit in the world, because the second Craig asks a question Phil doesn't like he's going to clam right up and make it a "gotta protect muh family dood". And that's IF Philium shows at all. I think there's about a 50/50 split on him actually showing up for this, Craig isn't going out of his way to suck Phil's dick enough
 
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I don't even care for the interview itself but Phil has been a nervous wreck for almost two weeks about it.

Daily troll shout-outs for absolutely no reason. Extreme damage control happening.

The narcissist who's first impression with the naive are tarnished because they decided to openly ask the public about him on Twitter. Turns out he has next to no fans that give a shit. He copes and says it wasn't for the fans in the first place now?

He's about to talk to another human being that isn't a creature living in his home, including the ants.

Think's it's an interrogation. He has nothing to hide though, despite acting like he's about to be part of a court case sittin on a podium in front of a prosecutor and all the works.

But he's not nervous, guys. *nervous chuckle*
 
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