DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

If they are going to invite him back for a part 2, then they need to bring a lot more video evidence of his lies. He constantly lies and says he never said or did things, and we all screech into the void that there is literal video evidence on his channel of him saying or doing those things. Craig and Adam need load up next time and use Pig Pig Go to grab the videos from his channel.
 
This exceeded my expectations massively. Craig and Chadam gave Phil the rope and he hung himself over and over.

But what I enjoyed the most is how fuckkng weird he looks like around regular people. From his greasy, pale aesthetic, to his shit facial hair, to the desperate way he nods like a bobblehead every time they're speaking, to the willingness to call himself dumb/stupid/flawed every time they point out a failing... Phil is not just painfully socially inept, but utterly desperate to have these guys like him, even just a tiny bit. But years of being locked in the pigpen, ranting to nobody, blocking all criticism has utterly drained what little ability he had to interact with others.

The fact that two normal people could barely stand to be around him for 5 hours despite making $$$ really says it all. He could not have come out of this looking more pathetic and ridiculous.
 
I was as skeptical as everyone else, and I was even still skeptical at the start of the interview as Craig seemed to be softballing. But as Phil's bullshit answers mounted and the guys quickly caught on to Phil's tactic of deflecting blame to detractors and going on minutes long rants about fifteen years ago this, fifteen years ago that, he was so immature all those years ago but he's changed now, did he mention he has been doing this for fifteen years, they pretty quickly start to really hold his ass to the fire and their body language (and Phil's) tells you everything you need to know. This whole thing was a massive win for detractors, and while Phil retreated to his hugbox and got a big payday out of it, at least we got to see him squirm like the worm he is.
 
I'm going to try and summarize the best parts of this. Feel free to give me any pointers or things I missed or that you found important. I haven't watched it all yet but I've got various segments so I hope I've covered most of it.


Behavior:

-DSPs constantly deflect criticism either by saying Ok, I agree with you or by saying that Craig or Adam are the ones who see a problem when there isn't any.

- He has long periods of silence that are only marked by various tics like rocking back and forth and biting his nails. Phil was unable to cope with dealing with normal, mentally mature people.

-Constantly played the victim card for everything with his lies and shit thinking he could get Craig and Adam on his side. You can tell he went into this expecting them to pat him on the back and tell him good job against the trolls and was hoping they'd do this the whole stream.

-DSP basically uses the same techniques and terms he uses to keep his dents in line with his lies on two grown adults.

Important Events:

-DSP deflects his slave trade joke as just dark humor and not racism because HE didn't see it as racist because a black girl was the target of the joke. No guys, he isn't racist for joking about selling a black girl into slavery, you are for thinking that!

-DSP admits he does not keep track of his finances and does not know what his 5k in business expenses was. Deflects and says that was calculated from his taxes as proof he doesn't know what it was. Also admits that he doesn't know what business expenses are. Believes this is fine because his tax guy is supposed to do all the legwork. This is all further proof DSP has no real idea what he spends.

-DSP tries to scurry away from answering why he doesn't save his money up and tries to deflect it as the trolls fault he is always broke. Ignores Adam's advice to save money instead of spending it all as something he can only do if trolls stop harassing him.

-Admits he has no long term plans for the future of his 'business' and life because dah trahlz ruin everything.

-Admitted he only streams and refuses to pick up a real job because of the money. That is the core reason he refuses to pick up a real job to support himself and doesn't think that is a bad thing to admit to at all.

-Lies about the Keemstar drama yet again, and when Keemstar was asked to come on the show Phil shot it down like a bitch because Keem had the receipts to prove Phil was lying. We'll get back to Keem later but for now, Phil calls Keem a PoS.

-Admits that his chat is his only interaction with the outside world because he is a hermit. Because of this, he is massively maladjusted to the world because he can't just ban and ignore people on a whim if they give him criticism.

-Was told to get medical help and see a therapist Adam because of his obsession and paranoia with the trolls and that Phil is the reason Phil can get nowhere.

-When he brought out his fake list of what he has to pay for they gave no shits about it and completely ignored how unprofessional and fake it was.

-Admitted to playing WWE Champions, that he has spent up to 1k dollars in it, but refused throughout the interview to screenshot his account and email it to Craig to prove the account we know is his isn't his.

-Made up some schizophrenic bullshit about how some trolls are doing super retarded gayOPs and faked a WWE champions account, faked his bank leaks (We'll get back to this), and faked all the spending we know he does.

-Admits to playing a new Street Fighter gacha game and that he is falling for gacha microtransaction traps. Detractors are probably now searching that game for his account to see how much he has spent so far.

-Says both that the bank leaks aren't his, and that the trolls stole thousands of dollars from him with the bank leaks. When asked why he didn't call the cops for a federal crime, he says he didn't think they'd do anything.

-Further claimed the bank leaks were falsified with the only evidence for his claim being him stating they show him spending too much on Jasper Kitty. He looked through the entire leaks and only came up with this as a gotcha, and it isn't a good one. This is because he claims that he buys pet supplies for Jasper and has some expensive water filter shit he needs to buy.

-Admits to calling the cops frequently in the past when he thought trolls were going to ruin his life.

-When Keem came on because Phil lost connection (Or was crying like a bitch) Phil pretended to be cordial and Keem proved he was a very nice guy and gave him a second chance. Once Keem left and when he got back to his hug box he started calling Keem a piece of shit again.

-When ItsAGundam called on Phil had a bit of a panic. When back on his hugbox he called Gundam a clown and a moron loser.

-His jerking off was because of his depression dood. Also, the trolls are mentally ill because they think his wife is fat and obsess over finding information on her and he gives some new lore about Leanna having a restraining order on her ex. He disses Subaru Man as well but I didn't hear this part firsthand.

Post-Stream Cope:

-Constantly told his chat he thinks it went well and he looks forward to a second interview

-Was so shaken up he doxed several anonymous tippers and constantly mush-mouthed his words

-Once back to his hugbox started shitting on Keem and Gundam because he dents agree with him

-Constantly reminded anyone who came over from the interview to his channel they can't talk for however long it is you can't chat on his streams now.
 
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The amount of crying early in this thread goes to show you why no one gives a single fuck what the biggest a-logs have to say about WWE mobile games and a fat man that misappropriated their paypigging. The people you did nothing but shit on, even once the interview began, are the ones that bring you actual content that you reluctantly had to admit through your baby tears wasn't the worst thing in the world, and many of the original criers just stopped bothering to reply.

That's just as funny as the interview.
are you as dumb as phil? nobody is "crying" that the interview went better than we hoped. everyone is pretty happy about it, and they were happy to admit they were wrong.
 
The biggest mistake Phil made was treating it like a standard Copecast, and at the start they did just let him ramble on about the trolls, his legacy etc. But that's all he knows how to do, he's spent years droning into a camera to people who can't interrupt and will be banned at the slightest sign of dissent. He's not used to having to actually give answers or have his replies challenged.
 
If they are going to invite him back for a part 2, then they need to bring a lot more video evidence of his lies. He constantly lies and says he never said or did things, and we all screech into the void that there is literal video evidence on his channel of him saying or doing those things. Craig and Adam need load up next time and use Pig Pig Go to grab the videos from his channel.
I was thinking that too. They should use more clips next time. Like how many clips would they have to show him for anything to actually click?

*play clip of look out its a black women*

>phil talks in circles about a single moment of weakness and his 15 years of being a content creator

*play pokemon sun and moon clip of phil lashing out at his fans*

>phil talks in circles about a single moment of weakness and his 15 years of being a content creator

*play clip of in China they say...*

>phil talks in circles about a single moment of weakness and his 15 years of being a content creator

*play clip of phil saying he'll pimp slap a kid*

>phil talks in circles about a single moment of weakness and his 15 years of being a content creator

Etc, etc. They could literally play clips for hours and phil would sit there and try to pigsplain every single one away.
 
-Says both that the bank leaks aren't actually his, and that the trolls stole thousands of dollars from him with the bank leaks. When asked why he didn't call the cops for a federal crime, he says he didn't think they'd do anything.
One more minor thing regarding the bank leaks, he tried to claim that the bank leaks were fake because they showed him spending too much money on stuff for Jasper, which proves that he has seen the leaks himself and scrutinized the amounts. And that was his strongest argument against them besides just saying they were fake and claiming a wild conspiracy or coincidence.
 
The interview really exposed just how much of a massive pussy Phil truly is. We always knew he was but usually this fact was based on decades old interactions at SF events where the pig was still relatively normal.

In his virtual echo chamber and hugbox, Phil is just the pure incarnation of bravado and machismo: dunking on haters, talking shit about anybody who ever wronged him, and constantly reminding people that these dang dirty trolls failed in fucking with him terminally and that he’ll be here for as long as the internet exists.

In reality? Folded like a total bitch the moment he was confronted with any facts or pushback that would challenge his cult leader narratives. It was a beautiful thing to watch, seeing normal people completely ignore or dismiss the narratives Phil has built up for himself over the years.

One confrontational interview won’t change the pig unfortunately. Close to a decade of seclusion and talking to yourself inside a musty and dusty office as your main form of social interaction definitely has serious negative impacts on anyone’s cognitive capacities and Phil clearly demonstrated that his levels of delusional grandeur and alternative realities are almost beyond repair; he’s become so invested in the idea of who he thinks he is, he may never be able to accept who he truly is as it would completely shatter him as an individual.
 
One more minor thing regarding the bank leaks, he tried to claim that the bank leaks were fake because they showed him spending too much money on stuff for Jasper, which proves that he has seen the leaks himself and scrutinized the amounts. And that was his strongest argument against them besides just saying they were fake and claiming a wild conspiracy or coincidence.
Its hilarious because phil openly admits he buys "supplies" for jasper every single week and we/detractors constantly talk about that is ridiculous for a single cat.

So what is his big gotcha for why the bank leaks cant be his? "The account spends too much money at the pet store for a single cat!!" Like dude you constantly talk about buying "supplies" for jasper, obviously you are spending too much money for just one cat. The pet store spending is further proof the account is yours.

Edit- also just another random thought but I would assume most people just buy food/litter for their cats at the normal grocery store. You and this account make dedicated trips to an actual pet store so thats even more evidence of it being you.
 
That's not the same as immediately running to dig up dirt on the interviewers simply to have the canons ready to go. Expect the worst, sure , but read the start of the thread and it's exactly what every person knows DSP a-logs to be. Scorned ex-paypiggies that echo chamber each other into oblivion about how evil and vile DSP is for wasting their money. I'm sure you've rallied up one thousand defenses around this, but this thread was nothing but tears for days on end. Pretty amazing, but it's exactly what should be expected, which is why it's funny.
Lol can you not be such a faggot?
 
I was thinking that too. They should use more clips next time. Like how many clips would they have to show him for anything to actually click?

*play clip of look out its a black women*

>phil talks in circles about a single moment of weakness and his 15 years of being a content creator

*play pokemon sun and moon clip of phil lashing out at his fans*

>phil talks in circles about a single moment of weakness and his 15 years of being a content creator

*play clip of in China they say...*

>phil talks in circles about a single moment of weakness and his 15 years of being a content creator

*play clip of phil saying he'll pimp slap a kid*

>phil talks in circles about a single moment of weakness and his 15 years of being a content creator

Etc, etc. They could literally play clips for hours and phil would sit there and try to pigsplain every single one away.

I was thinking more along the lines of:

"So you said last time you never took out a business loan"
DSP- "Correct"
*plays clip of DSP saying he took out business loans*

"You said you have never used hateful slurs when you were kicked out of the Twitch partner program."
DSP "I never said hateful slurs that is right."
* plays clips of Phil using hateful slurs*

"You monetized the reveal of your pet cat, but leading up to that you claimed it wasn't a cat."
DSP- "No I never said it wasn't cat before I showed everyone."
*Plays clip of DSP saying it isn't a cat*

ETC...
 
Watching the clip back on the WWE Champions confrontation, it looks bad. Firstly, he looks nervous and is constantly squirming, which is normal for him but still. It does NOT look like a guy who is completely innocent and has a mountain of private evidence that can disprove this claim but can't decide if he should reveal it or not. Then when asked to provide a screenshot of his account, he gives the excuse of protecting his family, but then that eventually morphs into "detractors will not believe it anyway". Which has some truth. The most hardcore detractors will still not believe him, but more importantly: all of the normal people will. Every normal person who is not deep into DSP lore but may hear some thing about him every now and then will think that DSP debunked that myth and any detractor who still believes it is a conspiracy theorist.
DSP compares this situation to the escort saga because detractors believed a crazy theory despite the evidence that he provided. However the difference here is only about 50% of detractors believed the escort story. Notably Tevin, who was still the most prominent one, did not believe and would repeatedly express his doubts. Meanwhile today, every single detractor believes the WWE Champions story. So disproving WWE Champions would have a much bigger effect than disproving the escort story.

In the next video I don't think Craig should go over many new points. Instead, he should focus on the lies that Phil said during the first interview. For example when Phil said that before he did livestreaming he never asked for donations and did not do sponsorships, which is a blatant lie that he told Craig to his face. Also, when he acted as if Twitch banned him out of the blue and they had never expressed any sort of displeasure with his streams, which is of course false.
 
Blatant evidence is presented against you and you autistically deny everything convincing no one.
Sight 15 years of Youtube experience while still acknowledging you're incompetent at it simultaneously.
Manage to dispel nothing in over 5 hours of an interview still looking smug at the end of it.

[This will henceforth be known as the the Darksyde defense.]
 
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