DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[50 bit bitch]

THIN ICE SNOWKARL

 

[Comma]

BREAKING: DarksydePhil is broke!

Source: DarksydePhil.

 

[Lolidaki]

When he first went back to Twitch he was actually advertising 'chill streams' either as an incentive / reward for reaching some goal or as being something semi-regular on a particular night, I don't remember exactly. I think he maybe played Stardew Valley as one of them. Regardless, yeah, it used to be something that he promoted as outside of what his regular streams were and, at some point, it just became another generic descriptor for all his streams, from ones where he's melting down and mass LIMB-ing to ones where he naps during cutscenes. Everything is fucking 'chill' now.

the term "originates" from "Netfilx and chill" because at first he was doing those shitty jackbox streams and calling them "Twitch and chill" (also that one Stardew Valley ) cause you were "hanging out" with him by playing games, now it just means any "slow" game that got send to the graveyard slot, the meme being he focuses "more" on chat since games like Dragon Quest 11 and Yakuza 7 are boring as fuck and he needs to entertain himself by talking to Derich and company. A dspism taken to retard levels

 

[Sugar Puppet]

I haven't seen these snippets of last night's stream posted yet.

Phil had an autistic spergout at chat regular Jones Jay last night when he pointed out that the tipper named 'Let's go Brandon' had a political reference as his name:

 

[Wasabi Panda]

wait... He blames FC6 for being "the Ubisoft game" for his streams failing then says he doesn't think that's true but then but everyone says so. So is it or isn't it SSDD? This coping blaming the marketing for GOTG for his shitty streams yes SE said "lets fuck over this one guy...just him. The guy who doesn't watch trailers or read anything about a game but says the game sucks".

The piggy sphere is cracking, having a meltdown cause people are calling him out on his bullshit.

 

[Surly Muppet]

He's going off about October having no high profile releases and saying that October was 'slow'.

Is he seriously lying and saying October was a slow month for him? It was higher earnings than his last 2 months.
He made enough to cover these extra expenses.
He has danced around all the language to say this, without explicitly saying it. Just man up and drop the lie, Phil. Tell them that last month was a slow month financially.

BREAKING: DarksydePhil is broke!

"BASICALLY" broke.
Semantics, dood.
He'll need that escape hatch later.

EDIT: We're all dumb fuck kids in our parents' basement, or we're sheltered snowflakes, so we don't know shit about banks and identity theft.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

We are only 3 days into November and he's already panicking. Oh boy he's pullin out all the cards here.

Remember, he said the $1500 "legal fees" can be paid off over the next few months. He also wants a vacuum. The rest of the reasons why he needs money though ???. I guess you can ad lib that.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

I absolutely love how much Phil shits directly into the mouth of his fans.

Co-op Back 4 Blood with your rabid inner circle ONLY AFTER you hit the tips goal, HINT HINT? Nope.

Playing the games your Khaptive Ahdience wants to see? Nope, fuck that shit.

Complaining about not getting enough pahsitive support? Yes, for at least an hour a stream.

Amazing khantent.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

You guys yes you told him to play HoA a second time so you better pay the fuck up.

Jesus complaining about having to buy games to stream AGAIN. It’s your fucking ’job’ you can legit write it off as a busines expense.

And we get the now mandatory bitching about ’hard core gaming season’ not being as good as it should be, let it go Dave this is turning into another BK saga at this point.

He said it. He fucking said it out loud ’I’m broke’, if his denthead wheelchairs doesn’t start asking questions I hope he takes them for all they own.

Oh oh. Piggy is mad, he will come get us.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

BREAKING: DarksydePhil is broke!

Source: DarksydePhil.

Broke again. Second time in as many years.

He's going off about October having no high profile releases and saying that October was 'slow'.

I thought it was the HARDCORE GAMING SEASON?!

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil can't handle new financial issues anymore because he can't just put it on a credit card like he used to.

Because that totally worked out before.
Actually, I guess it did if your plan is to get it wiped in a bankruptcy.

EDIT: As proof of his troubles, he has a list of financial responsibilities every month. Hand scrawled on a sheet of paper he is flashing on camera.
What he is not addressing is his income.
This is literally only half the story, Phil. And a dubious half at that.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

He's going full Chris Chan "All of the LIES and TRUE and HONEST SLANDER AGAINST ME!!!"

 

[NursezillaX]

He's got a list!! Lmao

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

this pre stream is godlike.

i thought it was going to be terrible

 

[Comma]

DSP showed a handwritten piece of paper which he claimed is the way he keeps up with what bills he has to pay on a monthly basis:

No wonder this motherfucker is bankrupt.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

The begging and complaining is off the charts right now.
Mask is off.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

wait wait wait wait....

he has to write down his monthly bills every month. Can he not remember what he has to pay?

wat?

and a slip up....he said he has to get a new vacuum but money already went to a vacuum?

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

He's quoting Darksy De Flow's "Muh Bills"

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

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I hope some fucked in the head kid snowflake living in their parents basement will clean up this picture so we can read what is on that paper.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

I really like Pigler's rendition of this absolute classic.

Bravo Philliam, amazing.