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Prince Lotor said:
During Roblox Phil said in response to a thrown quarter, "I've never worn a gold chain EVER in my entire life, I have NO IDEA what you're talking about. Uh huh huh"

and the retconning of Leanna continues :stress:
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You got it all wrong, it wasn't a gold chain, it was a silver necklace.

Debunked.

Where it went though? None of your business and you're an idiot.
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
You got it all wrong, it wasn't a gold chain, it was a silver necklace.

Debunked.

Where it went though? None of your business and you're an idiot.
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No you see *snort* it was pyrite, or what most people call "fools gold." So it was never really gold, I mean, some people don't know what they're talking about, guys.
 
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He literally ended stream 2 minutes before midnight on the east coast. He couldn't wait 2 fucking minutes to say happy new year to his "crowdfunders".
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He really REALLY hates his audience like how can you cut short a steam where people will be drinking and have a day off the next day to which they may be drinking and tip a lil more than usual.? Really stupid to have cut it so short but has movies to watch and force Khet to watch. :story: :story:

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xenomorph said:
He really REALLY hates his audience like how can you cut short a steam where people will be drinking and have a day off the next day to which they may be drinking and tip a lil more than usual.? Really stupid to have cut it so short but has movies to watch and force Khet to watch. :story: :story:

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He wanted to check on Khat and Jim before they start bringing the new year in with a "bang"
 
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Phil should be happy with how 2019 went. He got around the same moneyz he begged for in 2018, all of us probably expected he'd decline. He made it a year without Kathy leaving him. There's the foreclosure stuff, but that's for 2020!
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Phil should be happy with how 2019 went. He got around the same moneyz he begged for in 2018, all of us probably expected he'd decline. He made it a year without Kathy leaving him. There's the foreclosure stuff, but that's for 2020!
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he only made it through 2019 because of his parents

but i'm looking forward to how much he starts begging to "save his house" for the nth time, but this time it's actually real, every other time has just been donobait
 
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First of all: happy new year, everyone. 🥂

Haven't been able to check out the DSP kahntent the past couple of days, so here's some stuff I noticed while skipping through re-streams (while having a huge hangover).

The Roblox disaster stream was pretty... disastrous. Too bad at least $17 out of $47 in tips came from baiters/trolls/detractors, and yes, I am including that 'pwdubz' dude who is throwing a dozen of $1 tips at DSP every single day in an attempt to troll/bait him.

I loved the old school, not-low-effort trolling, though:

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Best one:

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And DSP sent out a nice message by bore quitting the Roblox stream: he's not there to entertain you, the viewer/supporter, no, he's there for you to entertain him. Once DSP is bored, everyone else has to suffer as well. Instead of coming up with things to revitalize a stream, he now just flees to the boomer segment in an attempt to do a quick cash grab from his wheelchairs.

And to wrap this post up, here's DSP giving his typical aggressive and very triggered adult reaction to someone asking him about homosexuality during yesterday's Minescam stream.

'Have you been sexually attracted to another guy and wanted to have sex with him?'


















• A normal person's answer: 'Nope, never had that! Each to his own, but I'm only into the ladies myself! Thanks for the contribution, dude!'

• DSP's answer: 'Err... none of your business! If I did or didn't, it's none of your business. You shouldn't ask DISGUSTING, personal questions that could be construed as something that is INSULTING or something that's none of your business at all. No one should be asking about that kind of stuff on a gameplay stream, I'm sorry. And you're a FUCKED UP INDIVIDUAL for asking stuff like that.'


He really, really fucking hates homosexuals, doesn't he? It's so odd to see someone - a contractor who gets paid by Twitch - structurally doing these things on a platform that tends to be rooting for inclusivity and all that stuff.
 
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Sparkletor said:
I don't think we've talked about this one yet. The light fixture saga...Phil thinks the only way to remedy this situation is to install an entire new light fixture.
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Lolcow, of, the, year, 2019.

At least Burnell's subforum isn't in danger of relegation like El Primero's suffered last year.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
I loathe Phil's defense mechanism of "It's none of your business! You're fucked up! Morahn!" responding to people talking about topics that he brings up constantly (begging, his wife). It's disgusting manipulation of his autistic fans.
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It's low-iq gas lighting. Not subtle, just literally tell the person they're "Mentally ill". Very nice, big ups.
 
Comma said:
And to wrap this post up, here's DSP giving his typical aggressive and very triggered adult reaction to someone asking him about homosexuality during yesterday's Minescam stream.

'Have you been sexually attracted to another guy and wanted to have sex with him?'

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• A normal person's answer: 'Nope, never had that! Each to his own, but I'm only into the ladies myself! Thanks for the contribution, dude!'

• DSP's answer: 'Err... none of your business! If I did or didn't, it's none of your business. You shouldn't ask DISGUSTING, personal questions that could be construed as something that is INSULTING or something that's none of your business at all. No one should be asking about that kind of stuff on a gameplay stream, I'm sorry. And you're a FUCKED UP INDIVIDUAL for asking stuff like that.'


He really, really fucking hates homosexuals, doesn't he? It's so odd to see someone - a contractor who gets paid by Twitch - structurally doing these things on a platform that tends to be rooting for inclusivity and all that stuff.
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Phil doesn't realize that such a triggered response looks FAR worse than just answering yes or no.

He does this with so many innocuous questions that people ask that he makes it worse than it would have been if he had answered

Hey Phil, what did you buy Kat for Christmas?
"None of your fucking business DUDE! That's personal. I don't have any money anyway. Moron!

Hey Phil, what's your favorite game of all time?
"I don't think in black or white anymore. I can see the good and the bad in games now. I don't have a favorite game of all time."

Hey Phil, if you could fight any street fighter character in real life, who would it be?
"That's a really stupid question, because they don't exist okaaay"

Hey Phil, why do you say everything is a mixed bag?
Because everything is!!!

Hey Phil, have you seen the Witcher series on Netflix
"No! I don't have netflix so I haven't seen it, and I never will."

He's becoming Kat. He has absolutely no opinion on anything anymore if you ask him. But if he gets angry he'll tell you how much SF5 is a trash game for newcomers, CODMW is trash etc.
 
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Comma said:
And DSP sent out a nice message by bore quitting the Roblox stream: he's not there to entertain you, the viewer/supporter, no, he's there for you to entertain him. Once DSP is bored, everyone else has to suffer as well.
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This is truly the most baffling thing he's been spewing lately. I do not understand how he formed this bass-ackwards belief, even with usual Pig logic it makes no goddamn sense.
 
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Genie The Hedgehog said:
This is truly the most baffling thing he's been spewing lately. I do not understand how he formed this bass-ackwards belief, even with usual Pig logic it makes no goddamn sense.
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It comes from this stupid notion that he can only entertain them if they talk to him about stuff he can use to fill dead air. Phil hasn't got a goddamn clue how to actually entertain people or even engage them.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
During Roblox Phil said in response to a thrown quarter, "I've never worn a gold chain EVER in my entire life, I have NO IDEA what you're talking about. Uh huh huh"

and the retconning of Leanna continues :stress:
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There's a difference between gold-plated, solid-gold and simply gold colored chains.

Gold-plated will have a thin layer bonded to another metal as the core, (if it's gold-filled, the layer will be essentially thicker); and gold-colored will look somewhat golden, because of the use of an alloy instead of the real thing.
And to my understanding there's fakes that are capable of passing the magnet test as well.

The question should be if he ever worn a chain that had gold in it or not.
 
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