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PutridElephant said:
Going on a rant about how people were planning to break into his house to clean and ergonomically rearrange his office.

Says that @Null should be held accountable for everything that appears on this website. Someone asks if he knows what is going on in his doxx forums and he brushes it off.
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Weren't we doing that like a fucking year ago? Someone tell Phil about the handy Highlight feature; he's like 500 pages back!
 
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Comma said:
A friendly shout-out to @Null from DSP, calling him a scumbag:

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So he's outright in favor of Section 230 being repealed, as he thinks Null should be held accountable for the things we say on his website. Yet another political stance that he only assumes with the short-term goal of "make me feel more comfortable". Pretty rich coming from the guy who refused to ban that one person spamming racist shit in his chat not long ago.
Also, the Champions "conspiracy theory" literally has nothing to do with Kat. The only time people bring her up in that thread is "Does she know/care?". Gotta love how eager he is to play the "muh family" card.
 
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DarkSoulsPhil said:
I come in and out of the dspverse and recently I've been popping into chat to fuck around. Now ive been doing this on and off for years but the last few weeks are different. I have never seen his chat shit on and mock phil as much as they do now. Chat would mostly meme and there would be 5/500 viewers 'trolling'. Its now 90+% of chat.

No wonder he is so pissy. Cant get his fix because tips are low and having no one, not even your wife love you let alone like you.
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I noticed this change after the bankruptcy and WWE Champions shenanigans last summer. It went from a fair amount of supporters or at least mostly pertinent chat to the games Phil was playing to 95% trolls and sneak dissers, even from mods and contributors. I admire Phil's narcissism and/or ability to completely ignore what a universal lolcow he's made himself.
 
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Preferred Penne said:
I know I'm super late on this, but remember a couple of months back when we were talking about Phil and his so-called "Sylvanio thumb"? A few days ago the topic popped back into my mind, and I realized that "Sylvanio" sounds an awful lot like "Sylvania", a company that makes TV remotes.

Sounds to me like "Sylvania thumb" would be a condition that his dad jokingly made up to refer to his wife's excessive channel surfing, to the point that her thumb gets swollen and sore.

Naturally, young Philliam overheard this, misinterpreted it, and in his MUHCHUR ADOLT years, decided to give it an awthenic Itaaahlyin twist to make it sound more exotic.
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The only Italian twist he added to his fat retard thumbs is that it's his grandfather's fault that he mashes his thumbsticks.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Once again, biggest of ups to An1337 on Youtube for catching this on the current stream's prestream. Jesus Christ this man is fast. Don't forget to check the description.
Phil the Boomer pigsplaining how trolling was much more harmless than today. How 10 years ago it wasn't as bad as it is now. Yeah, okay Dave. On an internet where on most sites if you call someone a faggot you get your ass banned trolling is much worse now, uh huh.
Also it has the obligatory "I had to tell people outside the internet how people are out there trying to ruin my life and they thought I was kidding but no there really are psychopaths out there like that! By the way they say they were fans of mine ever since the NfS Payback playthrough yadda yadda" segment. Nobody buys this shit, Phil.
Also, he's got an eugenicist population reductionist take there too. Of course we all know that Phil would be one of the first people who would get beheaded and then ground up and turned into biomass fuel if there ever was someone who wanted to take some overly drastic measures regarding eugenics and population control since people like Phil are a net drain on society, so I dunno why he even had that take. Same energy as MovieBob in that section of this rant.
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I could totally buy if Phil showed people out of context shit we say on here, especially the retarded shit some people post (not naming names because it's me) they'd respond with sympathy because that's what humans do. I do kind of hope the people he's encountered and showed this too, wind up lurking detractor stuff after seeing what Phil is like on the internet though, that'd be funny as hell.

Besides that, my fucking dude, the internet has ALWAYS been like that, at least as long as I've used it. I grew up on this shit, my house was the first among my friend group to get off dial-up because my dad was/is a tech guy. The shit he's describing have happened well before he ever started using the internet to upload. Like, correct me if I'm wrong, Chris-Chan's dox was available before he ever posted anything on Youtube, right? Leaving that aside even, hell just using Youtube as our sample size, how often did something come out and the person posting it get absolutely raped in youtube comments or video replies? Most famous example I can think of are things like Rebecca Black and "Friday" or Justin Bieber's "Baby" where in my school there were "troll ops" planned on them by the normies who were just learning what the internet is. Phil, stop claiming your insular little community, even at the peak of your popularity it was little, is representative of the internet at large.
 
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Sounds familiar.

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Urban Dictionary: Sylvania

Sylvania is right outside of the shithole city of Toledo, OH. It is mostly upperclass bitches who think they are better than everyone else. If you do not grow up in Sylvania wearing brand name clothes, you will probably never fit in. They have some of the biggest drug abusing, drunk, and slutty...
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@EmpGulcasa I recommend the boss fights in Metal Gear Rising Revengeance

Wasn't there some spoof maniac supposed to be breaking into his house (after properly scheduling it via darksydephil@hotmail.com of course) to take him and his entire family out before committing harry carry a few weeks back? Has he even mentioned this again? If he can send this level of "behind the scenes stress" to the darksy-de-void then it's fair to assume the only thing that truly worries him is how many gacha pulls he's getting per 24 hour period.
 
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Fuckyoudad said:
Wasn't there some spoof maniac supposed to be breaking into his house (after properly scheduling it via darksydephil@hotmail.com of course) to take him and his entire family out before committing harry carry a few weeks back? Has he even mentioned this again? If he can send this level of "behind the scenes stress" to the darksy-de-void then it's fair to assume the only thing that truly worries him is how many gacha pulls he's getting per 24 hour period.
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A police report was filed and an investigation was ongoing when I made the public records request a few weeks ago.
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
Watching some older TIHYDPs and I'm not sure I've ever seen him quite as angry as he was in this one where he's playing MVCI.


Any other contenders?
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He gets pretty mad in Madden '12. Especially when his XBox lahks up during a game he was winning and he steadfastly refuses to continue the season until he wins the game after restarting. I think he ragequits and loads his save like eight times.
 
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