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But it wasn't on accident, Phil. You jacked off on purpose. The camera was just on and you stupidly sat in the same spot where a big ass camera connected to the internet is pointed straight at you.


Phil is lucky his dick was too small to show up on screen because man would his life be vastly different right now.
 
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I personally love this new strategy of his for his Twitter banner always being plaintext of his own faggot musings. Everything about this banner is so Phil.

- It's what he loves to do most: vomit out only his own words while he LARPs as a thought-provoking philosopher, even though the world at large knows he's a fucking mongo lecturing at a wall.
- It's bland, unappealing, takes no effort, takes no skill, created with the most basic tools imaginable that come out of the box on any OS. It's the same level of quality in this banner as what's in his streams.
- The aforementioned bland and unappealing factor is brought on by his greed and paranoia. Too greedy to commission somebody with actual skill to make something for him. Too paranoid over copyright law to post up anything that any other person had a hand in making because of his fear of getting SuperHound'd.
- Him trying to own a public perception of himself that he once tried to stamp out and tism-screech about, in this case being "the guy". He does this with everything that was made to ridicule him once. Every detractor meme becomes a Phil staple, but you still risk getting the LIMB if you parrot it yourself.

The definitive Phil Burnell Twitter banner. It exemplifies his laziness, greed, hypocrisy, paranoia, ego, and delusions. If you printed out this banner, you probably won't be surprised to find that the entire page will be soaked in gin.
 
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In my experience. Cat owners who overly talk about their cats are a sure sign of a lonely person. Elpresador lets diseased strays roam his house, KGHaleon talks about his cats to himself on a dead forum.....

Don't know what to make of a guy who play's with his cat ginned up at 3AM and sets his "business twitter" profile picture as a confused dressed up cat. My only hypothesis is Kat refuses to take many new pictures with Phil or tells him to don't ever post her face online again, but Phil wants everyone to know his "family" is amazing so he does stuff like this.

Maybe he knows animal pictures are a quick way to get a boost of positivity/likes from other people on the internet who are lonely? Or maybe I'm just not much of an pet person.

What I do know is, he always seems to do some sympathy/depression tweet when he gets low tips and is asking from a whole bunch of money to be thrown in his black hole of finances.

Does DSP do his early 90s sitcom gay voice when he talks to Jasper because what the fuck is that bowtie. Are Kat and DSP trying to queerbait their cat or something?
 
Is there any reason why he isnt playing the Yuffie dlc for FF7RI?
He doesn't like the patchwork release of FF7R, he doesn't like the gameplay because it's not a carbon copy of Final Fantasy 6 7 so it's not a "real JRPG," he saw a critical Tweet so the whole release is broken, he doesn't have the money to do it...
 
This isn't to defend Phil or anything but just to clarify something about DSP spamming peoples YouTube Sub Box. If you click on the Notification Bell on any video of any Youtuber you're Subscribed to, you can choose whether you get/want All, Personalized, or None regarding Notifications. So if you have None selected -wont' state the obvious- Personalized I'm not sure what the frequency is but if you have it Selected by default you might end up thinking "why aren't I getting notified to such and suchs videos?" This is just my 2 cents and regardless no one should be subscribed to DSPgaming.

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Why does Phil make a mountain of a mole hill? Holy shit his tyrade on the difficulty being changed is just fucking mind boggling. I expect 5 years olds to act like that, not a grown 39 year old man.

I’ve dealt with several people who do that shit. The one thing they all had in common (along with dsp) is that they don’t have fuck all going on in their lives.

since they don’t have shit, they create shit to give the illusion that they are getting screwed over in some way for asspats. When in reality, they’re just people who have such little going on in their own world that they have to create drama.

i don’t really get the mentality but I understand it to a point. It really seemed like since they are lacking something in their lives (in this case drama and attention) they end up creating it.

now about jasper, for dsp it is all about getting more attention. If he could hold up a blank piece of paper and get the same amount of attention he gets with jasper he would. He cares about nothing and no one but himself.

i know that point has been beaten to death here. If khat left and didn’t take jasper with her, i bet he would last a week before letting it outside and forgetting about it. Then he would create this elaborate story about how jasper “snuck out” when he was doing his weekly grocery exercises.

the other part of my head thinks that all that would happen after dsps fundraiser for cat stuff. We all know that ghouly faggot would milk jasper for what he could than once he gets no more money, poof no more jasper.

on yet another note, i cannot imagine how awful the pig den smells.

I had an old friend who wasn’t mentally sound (he worked on it and fixed a ton of those issues) that didn’t shower and lived in his room. i walked in there once and about vomited. It smelled so god awful. We all knew he had issues but we never physically went to his place until that day.

My friend was offended at first when we talked to him about it but he quickly realized we were not being malicious. We had his best interests at heart. And as i said before, he worked on it and became a better person because of it.

now the pig won’t ever have that realization. The main reason isn’t because he is a pile of shit, but because he has no friends to tell him. No friends to help him. He is a shell of a human pretending to be an adult with a family when in reality, he has none of that. He has a live in maid, and she has a cat.
 
This isn't to defend Phil or anything but just to clarify something about DSP spamming peoples YouTube Sub Box. If you click on the Notification Bell on any video of any Youtuber you're Subscribed to, you can choose whether you get/want All, Personalized, or None regarding Notifications. So if you have None selected -wont' state the obvious- Personalized I'm not sure what the frequency is but if you have it Selected by default you might end up thinking "why aren't I getting notified to such and suchs videos?" This is just my 2 cents and regardless no one should be subscribed to DSPgaming.

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There are those out there like me though that dislike the notifications and just like to go to their sub box to find a video to watch. Turning off the bell won't do a thing because you'd still have to wade through all the shite in your box that Phil puts out. This was the point that fan was trying to make in his YT chat (or was it Twitter feed?, I've forgotton).
 
This isn't to defend Phil or anything but just to clarify something about DSP spamming peoples YouTube Sub Box. If you click on the Notification Bell on any video of any Youtuber you're Subscribed to, you can choose whether you get/want All, Personalized, or None regarding Notifications. So if you have None selected -wont' state the obvious- Personalized I'm not sure what the frequency is but if you have it Selected by default you might end up thinking "why aren't I getting notified to such and suchs videos?" This is just my 2 cents and regardless no one should be subscribed to DSPgaming.

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They still go into the subscription feed if you set that to none. What that goes to is the notifications bell on the top of the screen; I personally only use the sub feed since DSP is the only "content creator" who primarily releases hours of videos a day. The cost of chatting in DSP's streams is destroying your sub feed, full stop.
 
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