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Ah, finally my chance to divulge my sad e-dating story to the kiwis.

Well, you see, I was 13 at the time, and obviously my brain was a bit (a lot) underdeveloped. I met my then girlfriend on a roleplaying chain in Google Plus. We then moved onto Kik, and started to talk regularly. Looking back at it, she was a bit ugly, a little fat, and had yellow fever. However, I thought we had a good connection, so I accepted her confession. She said she was fifteen at the time.

Well, her mother comes on one day, and tells me that she is grounded and that she is actually twelve years old. I think okay, that's fine, it's only a one year difference. It actually answered a lot of questions on why she acted the way she did. You see, she was bullied badly by a boy at school, to the point where the contents of her backpack were once emptied and then thrown into the trash. And then one day she came to me, and told me that they were thinking of dating. While we were already "together". And asked me to start a polygamous relationship. My first reaction was "why him?", then I told her that's ridiculous and that I'm done with her. She then proceeded to slit her wrists and pressure me into staying. Me being a pussy, I did. You'd think this was the end of it, but no.

She had a twitter account where she begged for followers and also did sexual roleplays. There was also a new "friend" of hers who she did the juvenile shit like tagging eachother in their bios with and other stuff like that. I go onto the friend's page out of curiosity, and it turns out she's a whiny softgirl that called my girlfriend "Daddy" (lol) and sent her pics of her ass. So obviously, I confront her, and then she starts crytyping, and then my girlfriend messages me and also starts acting like she's having a panic attack. These two, really...

Anyways, long story short, I got pressured into staying with her again, then cut complete contact 5 months later and disappeared off the face of the earth a month before I turned 15. Now I don't date troubled white girls anymore.
 
Valentine said:
Ah, finally my chance to divulge my sad e-dating story to the kiwis.

Well, you see, I was 13 at the time, and obviously my brain was a bit (a lot) underdeveloped. I met my then girlfriend on a roleplaying chain in Google Plus. We then moved onto Kik, and started to talk regularly. Looking back at it, she was a bit ugly, a little fat, and had yellow fever. However, I thought we had a good connection, so I accepted her confession. She said she was fifteen at the time.

Well, her mother comes on one day, and tells me that she is grounded and that she is actually twelve years old. I think okay, that's fine, it's only a one year difference. It actually answered a lot of questions on why she acted the way she did. You see, she was bullied badly by a boy at school, to the point where the contents of her backpack were once emptied and then thrown into the trash. And then one day she came to me, and told me that they were thinking of dating. While we were already "together". And asked me to start a polygamous relationship. My first reaction was "why him?", then I told her that's ridiculous and that I'm done with her. She then proceeded to slit her wrists and pressure me into staying. Me being a pussy, I did. You'd think this was the end of it, but no.

She had a twitter account where she begged for followers and also did sexual roleplays. There was also a new "friend" of hers who she did the juvenile shit like tagging eachother in their bios with and other stuff like that. I go onto the friend's page out of curiosity, and it turns out she's a whiny softgirl that called my girlfriend "Daddy" (lol) and sent her pics of her ass. So obviously, I confront her, and then she starts crytyping, and then my girlfriend messages me and also starts acting like she's having a panic attack. These two, really...

Anyways, long story short, I got pressured into staying with her again, then cut complete contact 5 months later and disappeared off the face of the earth a month before I turned 15. Now I don't date troubled white girls anymore.
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Found the zoomer

When I was 13 the most exciting thing was when one would get a piece of paper during class like this
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…. 13 year olds today want to have polygamous e-relationships? (:_(

God, I am one of the olds now.
 
Apathy is my superpower said:
Found the zoomer

When I was 13 the most exciting thing was when one would get a piece of paper during class like this View attachment 1531284

…. 13 year olds today want to have polygamous e-relationships? (:_(

God, I am one of the olds now.
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Yes, I am quite young compared to many of the members here, haha. I think she was just a case of trying to grow up too quickly and not being able to handle it.
 
When I was younger my bandmates decided they really liked MMA as it was gaining popularity. I normally strayed from it because rules in fights are gay. Well, after a show we had an after party of sorts and quite a few people came. After some time, someone wanted to show off their super cool MMA skills and everyone started watching, commenting, most of the guys started partaking, it became quite a spectacle, even some folks in the neighborhood came to participate. I was approached by one of my bandmates to join and I declined, but he insisted, to which I declined again. The night went on, as did the alcohol consumption. Someone from a different band had approached me to participate, to which I declined again. This was in stark contrast to my behavior of those times as I was quite the ragemonster and would often have physical altercations simply for the sake of it, and I found them fun. But MMA had no value to me because I figured "what is the point of fighting if I can't hurt someone?"
After quite a bit of drinking I was eventually convinced to attempt to get out of a "rear naked choke" which is a gay way of saying a headlock. The first guy was simple enough due to being much smaller than me and not particularly meaty; I could just shift my weight and break his hold. Another guy tried, he was a bit larger and beefier so it was a bit more of a challenge but I made it work. My final test came with this huge mammoth of a man; now I'm over 6 feet, but this guy dwarfed me by quite a bit, he asked if he could try. I accepted and found weight shifting wasn't going to work quite quickly. In my inebriated wisdom I figured "Oh I'll punch his arm to weaken his grip!". This sort of started to work as I rammed my knuckle into his funnybone and forearm. I botched my angle on one blow, causing my fist to glide on his sweaty arm to strike myself in the temple, knocking myself out.
A few moments late I came to on a lawn chair, surrounded by scared and shocked faces; among them was the big guy, I thanked him for the challenge and shook his hand, showing there were no hard feelings and I was impressed by his strength and ability. As the crowd dispersed a lady came up with some water and a towel with ice in it. She did the usual overly concerned momma bird shtick and we chatted for a while. I asked her if she'd like to drive me to get some food, she accepted and took me to the Taco Bell. We started dating a few days later.
 
Crankenstein said:
When I was younger my bandmates decided they really liked MMA as it was gaining popularity. I normally strayed from it because rules in fights are gay. Well, after a show we had an after party of sorts and quite a few people came. After some time, someone wanted to show off their super cool MMA skills and everyone started watching, commenting, most of the guys started partaking, it became quite a spectacle, even some folks in the neighborhood came to participate. I was approached by one of my bandmates to join and I declined, but he insisted, to which I declined again. The night went on, as did the alcohol consumption. Someone from a different band had approached me to participate, to which I declined again. This was in stark contrast to my behavior of those times as I was quite the ragemonster and would often have physical altercations simply for the sake of it, and I found them fun. But MMA had no value to me because I figured "what is the point of fighting if I can't hurt someone?"
After quite a bit of drinking I was eventually convinced to attempt to get out of a "rear naked choke" which is a gay way of saying a headlock. The first guy was simple enough due to being much smaller than me and not particularly meaty; I could just shift my weight and break his hold. Another guy tried, he was a bit larger and beefier so it was a bit more of a challenge but I made it work. My final test came with this huge mammoth of a man; now I'm over 6 feet, but this guy dwarfed me by quite a bit, he asked if he could try. I accepted and found weight shifting wasn't going to work quite quickly. In my inebriated wisdom I figured "Oh I'll punch his arm to weaken his grip!". This sort of started to work as I rammed my knuckle into his funnybone and forearm. I botched my angle on one blow, causing my fist to glide on his sweaty arm to strike myself in the temple, knocking myself out.
A few moments late I came to on a lawn chair, surrounded by scared and shocked faces; among them was the big guy, I thanked him for the challenge and shook his hand, showing there were no hard feelings and I was impressed by his strength and ability. As the crowd dispersed a lady came up with some water and a towel with ice in it. She did the usual overly concerned momma bird shtick and we chatted for a while. I asked her if she'd like to drive me to get some food, she accepted and took me to the Taco Bell. We started dating a few days later.
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What is it with guys in bands acting like nobs? lol My bandmates and I were like this, pretty much all the time until a couple of them had kids and "grew up"... Don't think any of us pulled as a result, though; so there's that...
 
Troon Draugur said:
What is it with guys in bands acting like nobs? lol My bandmates and I were like this, pretty much all the time until a couple of them had kids and "grew up"... Don't think any of us pulled as a result, though; so there's that...
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It's a thing with men. We unconsciously want to be alpha and prove ourselves. Maybe not always to eachother but to ourselves. It's seldom opportunities come along to show off how alpha or cool you are, so we invent things. Sports and Lifting namely. That and I'm not sure if you would agree, but getting in a fight gives me a huge rush and I feel like I'm on cloud 9 after. Even if I got my ass whooped, it feels good.
 
Crankenstein said:
It's a thing with men. We unconsciously want to be alpha and prove ourselves. Maybe not always to eachother but to ourselves. It's seldom opportunities come along to show off how alpha or cool you are, so we invent things. Sports and Lifting namely. That and I'm not sure if you would agree, but getting in a fight gives me a huge rush and I feel like I'm on cloud 9 after. Even if I got my ass whooped, it feels good.
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Not gonna PL but I've had enough severe adverse consequences of being in and winning scraps to make me extremely reluctant to do it anymore. I take your point, though; there's an atavistic rush element that's hard to deny.
 
Troon Draugur said:
Not gonna PL but I've had enough severe adverse consequences of being in and winning scraps to make me extremely reluctant to do it anymore. I take your point, though; there's an atavistic rush element that's hard to deny.
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It is quite dangerous. Now that I'm grown I can't do such things anymore; too much to lose. Not just the possibility of injury, but legal stuff now. When I was a kid and teenager I felt emboldened because I was under the impression I could not be imprisoned. I now only allow myself to indulge when the time is appropriate and have grown an appreciation for recreational combat sports.
 
Bubblebath for two with wine, romantic music, candles, curtains on fire, rapid exit from tub, curtains extinguished, charred textile fragments floating in suds. I went home shortly afterwards feeling relieved to get out of a date I'd only accepted out of sympathy in the first place.
 
I used to work with a guy who had a preference for taking girls swimming/to a water park for a first date, his reasoning being that he'd see them without all the makeup/hairstyling etc., and thus get a "truer" picture of what they looked like.
He was pretty roundly mocked for this approach, I have to say.
 
Nasty Old Person said:
It was the 70s.
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This is all I'm picturing, sorry dude 😂

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Troon Draugur said:
I used to work with a guy who had a preference for taking girls swimming/to a water park for a first date, his reasoning being that he'd see them without all the makeup/hairstyling etc., and thus get a "truer" picture of what they looked like.
He was pretty roundly mocked for this approach, I have to say.
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Well, with permanent make-up, mico blading, lash-extentions being commonly available etc he's fucked :shit-eating:
 
Apathy is my superpower said:
It's always the pathetic manlets with the highest "standards" :story: Reminds me of Jason Alexanders character in "Shallow Hal"
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Ha, I hadn't thought to draw that parallel but yeah; 100% nailed it, that is exactly what this guy was like, minus the self-awareness trip. I might message some of the guys I used to work with, find out if he's still like that..
 
Zoomers be like "Yeah, I've been dating this boy/girl for nine months now and it's pretty serious. We call and video chat with each other every day. In two months I'm finally gonna drive to Winnipeg and meet him/her in real life."
 
Least Concern said:
Zoomers be like "Yeah, I've been dating this boy/girl for nine months now and it's pretty serious. We call and video chat with each other every day. In two months I'm finally gonna drive to Winnipeg and meet him/her in real life."
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long distant relationship NEVER works unless you already had a real relationship before. back in middle school, when chat room started to become a thing, a friend of mine got a "girlfriend" like that and i remember saying "how can you like a girl if you never met her face to face?".
 
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