Skitzocow Dave Johnson - "The Civil War and the moon are hoaxes!"

[DykesDykesChina]

So if the moon doesn't exist how does he explain tides?

The US government pushes the water around with aircraft carriers, with giant bulldozer-like front blades attached to their bows.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'm thinking someone needs a visit with a mental healthcare professional. Or he should lay off the weed.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Shock of shocks, Davey Boy thinks the Baltimore riots are.....wait for it.....wait for it....a staged hoax.

 

[RequiredName]

I like the "moon doesn't exist" hoax because it's so silly. I think it's the best conspiracy theory because it challenges the mind to come up with amusing ideas to back it up. It's more fun than all the boring secret Illuminati celebrity assassination conspiracies. It's a brainteaser, and the game is to keep finding more and more ludicrous explanations to pave over all the logic holes.

 

[BritBong]

Scrolling through his video "War is a hoax recap part 3" and I just see the stupidest things (All on Wikipedia, and freaking Paint.) He's bringing up Mona Lisa, Star of David, bird bones, and ancient deities.

 

[AnOminous]

I like the moon hoax because it's so silly. I think it's the best conspiracy theory because it challenges the mind to come up with amusing ideas to back it up. It's more fun than all the boring secret Illuminati celebrity assassination conspiracies. It's a brainteaser, and the game is to keep finding more and more ludicrous explanations to pave over all the logic holes.

Just like other conspiracy theorists, these creepy fucks are less amusing when they do shit like stalking genuine heroes like Buzz Aldrin.

Of course, Buzz Aldrin did respond once with the most eloquent refutation of batshit insanity I've ever seen.

 

[BritBong]

Look at his Google+. The guy's an asshole, saying people that disagree with his Earth is Flat theory is a scumbag and worthless.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

That's the first time I've heard someone say the civil war and the moon are fake. I'm to assume he thinks 9/11 was staged and that Australia doesn't exist.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

That's the first time I've heard someone say the civil war and the moon are fake. I'm to assume he thinks 9/11 was staged and that Australia doesn't exist.

Wouldn't put it past him.

 

[Treblinkachu]

 

[Mrs Paul]

"That whole Titanic thing? Like, never happened man. Cuz icebergs don't exist! It was all a plot of the German Empire! That's why they started WWI -- to hide the fact that they sunk the Titanic!"

 

[BritBong]

I was wondering if this guy has some kind of learning disability but then I read... this, "the 6 thumbs start t start this video all came within the first 10 minutes. Lame Nice code clowns"

 

[Lunete]

Reminds me of Daniel J Towsey who is convinced that the sun is a 3D holographic LCD screen" created by chemtrails.

 

[Splendid]

Strangely enough it seems that out of all the nut job conspiracies he has, holocaust denial isn't one of them (from what I've seen). Then again I haven't taken the time to look through the sea of shit that is his channel, so there might be one or two videos on it there that I just haven't seen.

Honestly, I wouldn't mind if this guy was a holocaust denier. It wouldn't be an antisemitic thing with him, just another thing that didn't happen.
Like everything else.

 

[RepQuest]

Does Mr. Johnson subscribe to the cubic theory of time?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I missed this lolcow the first time, apparently, since it took this thread being Necro'd for me to see him.

So, umm... if he thinks that the Civil War was staged, what does he think about the 13th to 15th Amendments? You know, the ones that came after the Civil War and were the foundation for giving blacks in the US civil rights and elevating them to the equal rights of normal citizens? Was the Civil War all one big conspiracy to end slavery or some shit?

Please tell me that that's not his endgame. Because that's fucking retarded.

 

[TowinKarz]

People like him aren't interested in the truth, they only exist to deny the "official story" for personal reasons, usually either actual mental illness or a desire to see themselves as heroic for fighting the Powers That Be (tm) or, super-smart as they're the only ones in a world of sheep who don't buy the Great Big Lie. (tm)

 

[Big Nasty]

Honestly, I wouldn't mind if this guy was a holocaust denier. It wouldn't be an antisemitic thing with him, just another thing that didn't happen.
Like everything else.

Reminds me of another kook that basically said that "It would be really great if people just acknowledged that the Holocaust didn't happen. The Jews would realize that they're not as persecuted as they think they are and the Germans would realize that they have nothing to be ashamed of."

 

[Curt Sibling]

I have to admit, denial of the US Civil war is a new one to me. Seems utterly whacktastic.
There is only one reason behind any secret conspiracy: Dastardly Space Lizards!

 

[glutenfreebooty]

So if the moon doesn't exist how does he explain tides?

Magnets.

Reminds me of Daniel J Towsey who is convinced that the sun is a 3D holographic LCD screen" created by chemtrails.

...I don't even know how those three abstracts are connected/connectable.