Skitzocow David Anthony Stebbins / Acerthorn / stebbinsd / fayettevillesdavid - Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.

[GaryGray]

What kind of fucking idiot forges someone else's signature in a court case?

Maybe he will try the wereturkey defense and say he didn't forge anything but the other him that exists only when he is in wild wereturkey form.

Nothing at all will happen to Stabby. At least nothing of any import.

Maddox got away with impersonating a female journalist during the lolsuit but is forging a signature of the opposing party to end a case something that can be hand waived away? If Jarred wants charges pressed can they refuse to do it?

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

We may very well, if we could record his reaction, see the wereturkey evolve into a weregoose with the level of honking and hissing and rage that would be apparent at being found out.

 

[RodgerDodger]

The kind that's probably going to end up spending 5 to 7 years in prison if the judge is feeling vindictive.

The Court isn't going to bother sending this for prosecution. At best Judge will just rob Stabby of his win by dropping sanctions on the wereturkey that exceed his windfall. There is already a sanctions action before the court. Stabby if he did this, did it to try and end the case before he got hit with sanctions. As soon as the judge sees the defendants response of "Your Honor I've never seen this document and I didn't sign it. That's just a cut and paste of my signature from an earlier court document" he will drop the sanctions hammer on Gobbles. That's it. This isn't an issue of Criminal Forgery. He's not signing checks. It's an attempted fraud upon the court. There is no "innocent until proven guilty" presumption in such a matter. Each party can validate their own signature. And the Judge will almost certainly take a parties word for whether or not it is something they signed.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

'uno-reverse'

I believe in proper legal terms it is called an "Uno-Reverso"

 

[Potentially Criminal]

I will take back my repeated insults of Zell if Acerthorn ends up going to jail over this. If that happens this goes from Zell being a retard who gave Acer the only win in his entire life to him paying a nominal fee to hand Acer the biggest L he's had since stabbing his father and possibly getting his menace neutralized. All he had to do was dangle a few grand over his head.

@Potentially Criminal
What's the appropriate legal sanction for FORGING A FUCKING SIGNATURE in a court filing?

The case will be over. This pretty much seals his fate as a vexatious litigant and will screw him over in future lawsuits he may try

If this wasn't a lolcow, and actually faced the prospect of criminal liability, there would be possible charges of:
-Forgery
-Perjury
-Mail Fraud
-Wire Fraud

Is any of that going to happen? Sadly, nope. Would it be great to see? Yep.

 

[TurboNAS]

This is baffling. The PayPal receipts look normal so Stebbins got his money. He’s required to send a notice when the settlement is fulfilled so his filing looks like something he’d send to the court especially with his favorite phrases about how you can never fan the flames of the action back to life (except that looks wrong, this is notice of fulfillment of a settlement agreement, not a dismissal of an action). So it would seem normal you’d have both signatures on there. Stebbins lifting the signature sounds more like laziness than an attempt at fraud but that would assume he sent the document over to zellzander to confirm everything looks agreeable.

So here we are, in probable fraud land because Stebbins could t wait to send the final agreement to Zell and wait for a signature. Unbelievable.

 

[DragoonSierra]

The case will be over. This pretty much seals his fate as a vexatious litigant and will screw him over in future lawsuits he may try

If this wasn't a lolcow, and actually faced the prospect of criminal liability, there would be possible charges of:
-Forgery
-Perjury
-Mail Fraud
-Wire Fraud

Is any of that going to happen? Sadly, nope. Would it be great to see? Yep.

Is the court really that jaded that it would ignore this criminally?

 

[Sandnigger]

Please lock up the misery golem and toss out the pending cases with prejudice

 

[Redline of Sanity]

So here we are, in probable fraud land because Stebbins could t wait to send the final agreement to Zell and wait for a signature. Unbelievable.

Well, indeed - he needed the signature by July 31 at the latest so he could hop in the escape pod before the sanctions hit.

I would never hold my breath about David facing any actual consequences besides Courts being big meanyfaces to him, but I'm not sure Road Runner himself would be able to meep meep away from forging signatures on a federal court document, if that is actually what happened here.

The competition is stiff in terms of what Stebbins saga is the most mind-numbingly stupid/hilarious, but this is getting close.