Skitzocow David Anthony Stebbins / Acerthorn / stebbinsd / fayettevillesdavid - Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

"I bet your parents have businesses to help their stupid child pay what he owes! Tell me! What do they do?! I bet they live cushy lives!"

"They aren't parties to the case, I am the one responsible for it. How is this relevant?"

"MmMMmPF! TELL. ME!"

"David you need to calm-"

RUBUBUBUBUBUGOBBLEGOBBLE. THEIR UNCLEAN HANDS WILL HELP MAKE ME WHOLE.

Oh to be a fly on the wall (Zell's wall, I don't want to get a fungal infection).

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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"I bet your parents have businesses to help their stupid child pay what he owes! Tell me! What do they do?! I bet they live cushy lives!"

"They aren't parties to the case, I am the one responsible for it. How is this relevant?"

"MmMMmPF! TELL. ME!"

"David you need to calm-"

RUBUBUBUBUBUGOBBLEGOBBLE. THEIR UNCLEAN HANDS WILL HELP MAKE ME WHOLE.

Oh to be a fly on the wall (Zell's wall, I don't want to get a fungal infection).

This is the closest we've come yet to actual confirmation of Stebbins gobbling outside of that one stream. My heartfelt wish is that he ends up in actual court one of these days and we get courtroom audio of the wereturkey gobbles.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

This is the closest we've come yet to actual confirmation of Stebbins gobbling outside of that one stream. My heartfelt wish is that he ends up in actual court one of these days and we get courtroom audio of the wereturkey gobbles.

If it's of a quality similar to the Nadolski v Fat recording it would be good analog horror, all you'd need is a grainy recording with "MARCH 12 1992" stamped in the corner.

Would he try to sue the courts and/or whoever distributes it for copyright or defamation of laughing at his courtroom gobbles? Who am I kidding of course he would.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Zellzander responds to the renewed contempt of court motion, detailing the recent shenanigans and requesting court intervention and sanctions.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I would splatz if Zell gets Stabby's mediation tossed out.

I know the chances are minimal but damn..that would be funny.

Zell don't forget to point out all of Stabby's vexatious labels and actions, they're on the record so Stabby can't dispute them and it set a pattern of behaviour.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Zellzander responds to the renewed contempt of court motion, detailing the recent shenanigans and requesting court intervention and sanctions.
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Response filed:

Cry me a river!

Defendant is clearly the one being unprofessional and working with unclean hands by trying to sanction me for demanding recompense for a false claim of bank fraud and frozen accounts!
It's like if you entered a contract with someone and then stabbed them for failing to uphold their end of the deal, and then they sue you! That's not how it goes, you can and should sue them! Hypothetically, of course.

Respectfully,

Turkey man.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Zander case:

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Ahhhhhhhhh, there it is at last

"it's become obvious that Judge Scott has demonstrated a clear bias against me that arguably should necessitate recusal..."

 

[ADN_VIII]

If the judge didn't think he was a douche before, she definitely does now since he's demanding recusal.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

"for some reason"


Edit: holy shit.

Imagine being the clerk that has to read this shit.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

If the judge didn't think he was a douche before, she definitely does now since he's demanding recusal.

oh my sweet summer child it's so much better then that.

He called her incompetent and then compared her to Judge Aileen Cannon and then demands she be brought up for review by her superior Judges for her obvious errors in judgments.

*chef kiss*



Perfect!

This is why I love David A Stebbins, he's just a machine. No feelings, no thoughts. He's a lolcow terminator, he just won't stop shooting himself in the foot time and time again.

Don't ever let anyone tell you that you need to change David. Your absolutely perfect the way you are.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

yes stabby, post 17 fucking tiktoks in your legal document that will get the point across.

 

[ADN_VIII]

Does he actually think the judge will go look up those tiktoks

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Does he actually think the judge will go look up those tiktoks

I dunno. Fatblackb!tch4677 makes some really good points about never tolerating abuse from your betters.

 

[Poogers]

If it is determined that Defendant’s net worth exceeds $6,000 excluding his car, Defendant will be liable under a liquidated damages provision where Defendant will be pay Plaintiff $10,000, payable over 2 years at a rate to be agreed to by the parties.

Great suggestion, Stabby. Oh wait, but if Zell were to sell his car for $6,000, the value of which is excluded when accounting for his net worth, then Zell's net worth would, in fact, be greater than $6,000 and consequently trigger the above clause in the settlement agreement. Does the wereturkey even remember the terms of his own settlement agreement? Of course he doesn't, because ultimately the agreement is a cudgel to extract as much money and inflict as much misery as possible. I know Zell traipsed into this minefield of his own accord, but holy shit what a nightmare.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

I love that the court has to entertain this. They deserve this. "Once you put the clown makeup on, you can't take it off."

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

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Great suggestion, Stabby. Oh wait, but if Zell were to sell his car for $6,000, the value of which is excluded when accounting for his net worth, then Zell's net worth would, in fact, be greater than $6,000 and consequently trigger the above clause in the settlement agreement. Does the wereturkey even remember the terms of his own settlement agreement? Of course he doesn't, because ultimately the agreement is a cudgel to extract as much money and inflict as much misery as possible. I know Zell traipsed into this minefield of his own accord, but holy shit what a nightmare.

This is probably Stabby trying to be all slick and crafty like.

I picture him rubbing his hands together in glee as he wrote that. The stupid judge will never see this coming!

The mans brain is barely a 60w lightbulb

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Zander case:
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After further considerations, this court has declared that Stebbins has no right to life and will remove all social welfare. Additionally, this court finds that anyone giving compensation or charity to this Turkey will face no less than 2 years in prison. Should Stebbins be caught stealing food to survive, an upstanding citizen may torture the turkey goblin for up to 30 minutes before deciding whether to terminate the creature or not.


(All of this is in minecraft)

 

[ADN_VIII]

This is probably Stabby trying to be all slick and crafty like.

I picture him rubbing his hands together in glee as he wrote that. The stupid judge will never see this coming!

The mans brain is barely a 60w lightbulb

60 watts is generous. I wouldn't trust his brain to power a 3 watt LED.

 

[anliteralidiot]

60 watts is generous. I wouldn't trust his brain to power a 3 watt LED.

How many watts does a potato battery produce? Because it's still more than him.