Skitzocow David Anthony Stebbins / Acerthorn / stebbinsd / fayettevillesdavid - Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.

How much will David sue the farms for?

  • $0/no suit

    Votes: 118 5.3%

  • Hundreds

    Votes: 17 0.8%

  • Thousands

    Votes: 45 2.0%

  • Millions

    Votes: 185 8.2%

  • Billions

    Votes: 136 6.1%

  • Trillions

    Votes: 483 21.5%

  • A steamy night with Null in a lace negligee

    Votes: 1,259 56.1%
  • Total voters
    2,243
Not a bee said:
This can get really bad real quick. He could run someone over just because he looked at him funny. Don't get me started on road rage....
Stabby behind the wheel is a scary thought.

Hopefully no one (but Stabby) himself gets hurt.
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He's going to get tazed and gunned down by cops during a traffic stop within a week of being set free on America's highways. O
 
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Come on Stebbins, prove us wrong. Get a delivery job, restrain your gobbling till you’re back inside your car. Put that tism to good use in making sure every store gives you each part of a DoorDash order so you get good reviews. Meet a lady gobbler and spend your days far away from YouTube, riding around and gobbling at each other.

Put that first paycheck towards fixing your passenger window so lady gobbler doesn’t get chilly as you deliver stuff around town.

There’s still time to turn over a new leaf, champ.

Do you think he’ll go the SovCit route and refuse to get a license and registration because he’s traveling, not driving?
 
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If he by some miracle really does end up getting a job and making some money, will he lose his poorfag cheatcode for infinite lawsuit spam? Is it tied to a certain level of income?
 
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Old English Roast Beef said:
Move over BossmanJack, Acerthorn got a car! Of sorts.

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Wait a second, wasn't Acerthorn just telling the Court he can't afford a car so Jones should pay him an extra $4,000
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A few days later he has a vehicle. If I had a Facebook Marketplace account and more autism I'd look for the recently listed vehicles in Arkansas with a busted rear passenger window to find the advertised price. If the make and model were known this might be easy.
Once again I suspect he's not entirely truthful when reporting his finances to the Court. On his most recent October 21st IFP request in the Delaware Court he reportedly had just $270 in his bank account. How cheap must the vehicle have been for this math to add up?
 
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bile demon said:
If he by some miracle really does end up getting a job and making some money, will he lose his poorfag cheatcode for infinite lawsuit spam? Is it tied to a certain level of income?
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Yeah there is an income threshold. This summary indicates it’s based off Federal poverty guidelines: https://casetext.com/rule/arkansas-...vil-procedure/rule-72-suits-in-forma-pauperis

If Stebbins has part time employment that probably won’t be enough to raise him out of the poverty bracket so he can keep filing as IFP. If he went full time it may be enough where he’d have to pay regular costs.
 
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MongolianMongoose said:
A few days later he has a vehicle. If I had a Facebook Marketplace account and more autism I'd look for the recently listed vehicles in Arkansas with a busted rear passenger window to find the advertised price. If the make and model were known this might be easy.
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I got a couple minutes before my food finishes cooking so I'll see if I can scrape anything up
 
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Sweeter and Savoury said:
Didn't Stabby have a non functioning pick up truck at some point? maybe he finally sold it for scrap and used the money plus his savings to buy another unusable piece of junk.
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As I recall it was a ford f150 with a bad transmission. His neighbour was supposed to be helping him fix it but for some reason he was talking about putting a chevy transmission in it? Maybe at the neighbour's urging that it wouldn’t fail like the stock one did?
 
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I for one think Acerthorn will be an excellent driver and definitely not run over someone and sue them for it. No siree, he's learned his lesson from stabbing his father in the face and suing him for it. I'm sure he can't wait to get out into the world and be a productive member of society and not be a walking workman's comp claim. I'm proud of him.
 
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GamerGateSurvivor said:
I for one think Acerthorn will be an excellent driver and definitely not run over someone and sue them for it. No siree, he's learned his lesson from stabbing his father in the face and suing him for it. I'm sure he can't wait to get out into the world and be a productive member of society and not be a walking workman's comp claim. I'm proud of him.
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I'm picturing him behind the wheel at the light jiggling and gobbling because someone cut him off. The fed on car bug duty would be utterly confused why a turkey is in a car.
 
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I don't think anyone but Stabby wants him to have access to the ECF as it will just enable him to spam even more useless time wasting motions that the judge will have to respond too.

No, if he's got to write it out and mail it then he will be a little more reluctant, but not much, to spam stupid useless motions upon the court.
 
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Mr stebbins is not best pleased with the results of the US election.

he posted this video gobbling about it on his purple politics channel



Here is my 100% fair use response video mr stabby, enjoy :)

 
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Bruno Powroznik said:
Mr stebbins is not best pleased with the results of the US election.

he posted this video gobbling about it on his purple politics channel



Here is my 100% fair use response video mr stabby, enjoy :)

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stabbys voice is so bad. if i asked every great voice generator ai to work together to create the most annoying nasally retard faggot of a voice it would create his voice
 
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ha ha ha

Those stress sighs...amazing. Heavy panting, grunts and lip smacks. Stabby really is pissed but I do wonder why. It's not like he's got anything to win or lose no matter which side takes the Whitehouse.

The commentary is ballz too. 10/10 would watch again!
 
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