- Joined
- Aug 1, 2021
Drag Queen Pastor Dave
Introduction
David Fowler, self-described as the Drag Queen Pastor, is a skinny, happier version of Tommy Tooter. Despite identifying as a “drag queen pastor,” he is not ordained in any meaningful capacity, nor does he have a church. He is more of the hyper positive variety of self-help Florida trash, that occasionally reads the Bible and preaches about love. Surprisingly, David claims to be straight, he just likes to do drag. He very obviously was/is a heavy drinker, smoker, and drug user, which was alluded to in his book, Waiting on My Release (website (archive)).
David was born in Nashua, New Hampshire in 1972 to Ralph and Anita Fowler, but has been living in Titusville, Florida since at least the 1980s. He divorced his parents at the age of 16, and since then has been living a largely transient lifestyle. By trade, he mostly does odd jobs, but once worked at a golf resort until he got fired around 2020 for unknown reasons. Reliably, he is a tire technician at a small tire place, and sometimes does painting and minor construction tasks for his friend's rental properties.
His TikTok
David joined Tik Tok in 2019 and since then has had at least9 10 11 12 13 Tik Tok accounts, which keep getting taken down by trolls/offended people. In his videos, he dresses in women’s clothes, without makeup and poorly kempt hair, and usually follows one of three formats:
Waiting on My Release
I took the time to read his 59-page semi-autobiographical novella so none of you have to. It reads like it was written by CWC, so you’re welcome. Here are the highlights:
In 2021, a man named "Mr. Miller" scammed David and his lawyer out of $7,000 in a deal involving movie rights to his book. Mr. Miller tried to get more money from him again in 2022.
And like any good lolcow, he has delusions of grandeur about his book:
His Fans
David claims to have started the tag “nolabelsfam” which means “No Labels Family.” This refers to his philosophy that we use labels, but are not labels. As such he encourages his fans to use that tag to stay connected when his next account is inevitably banned. His fans often send him things, such as paintings and jewelry. Most of his fans are overweight, middle-aged women that definitely have "Live, Laugh, Love" signs in their home.
Criminal Record
David has had multiple run-ins with the law in Brevard and neighboring counties, at least from 1989 to 2009. Aside from multiple traffic violations, he has been charged with possession of weed and drug paraphernalia, resisting arrest, trespassing, and burglary. The biggest crime seems to be the burglary of a church in 2008, as alluded to from his book. His accomplice's name was William B. Thorpe - it is unknown if they are still in contact. David served 193 days for the crime.
Miscellaneous
- Full Name: David L. Fowler (Middle name currently unknown)
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- Poetry Pen Name: redbloodink
- DOB: 08/22/1972
- Current Residence: His car and random houses that his buddy is flipping to rent.
- Associates:
- Tamara Kenitz, love interest,roommate, and co-host for his YouTube show "One and a Half Girls in a Crazy World." As of May 2022, Tamara kicked David out and I don't think they are friends anymore.
- Katherine J. Fowler (Johnson), ex-wife of 11 years
- William B. Thorpe, burglar/accomplice
- Jimmy and Tina, friends who live in an RV
- lindabella307, Tik Tok live moderator
- brendaguzman362, Tik Tok live moderator
- avgeek20, Tik Tok live moderator
- His less active YouTube channel can be found here.
- His poetry profile is here. He hasn't posted since 2013.
- He was sexually assaulted as a child
- He had a Hitler Cat - UPDATE 01-2022) The cat's name is Lily. 02-2022) Now that David is homeless again, Lily lives with his old roommates.
- He might be actually insane
- He keeps getting banned from streaming on Tik Tok Live because trolls immediately report him.
- His is working on a second book.
- In 2016 he totaled his truck:
- He lost "his lady" of seven years in 2019 after she passed away. They met when they were both homeless and partied a lot.
- He had a roommate before living out of his car; this might be her:
- He has multiple nieces, nephews and a stepdaughter through his ex-wife.
- He claims his stepdaughter's kids as his grandkids.
- He has a sister in Minnesota.
- He has a tattoo on his left arm of a cross and Jesus(?)
- He has a belly button piercing:
- He is 6’1”, Ethan Ralph eat your heart out.
- He is missing all of his teeth. He paid $5,000 to have 24 removed at once. He does not wear dentures.
- A woman from a convenience store drew the cover for his book.
What I love about David
David has no shame and radiates positivity in a way that reminds me of Fedsmoker. He obviously gets trolled and hate messages, but they do not seem to faze him much. When he does address his haters, he USUALLY does so with a crazy smile on his face and a lot of laughing. He just does not quit and keeps doing his thing unprompted, which I think is one of the best traits to find in a lolcow.
UPDATED: 04-17-2022
Introduction
David Fowler, self-described as the Drag Queen Pastor, is a skinny, happier version of Tommy Tooter. Despite identifying as a “drag queen pastor,” he is not ordained in any meaningful capacity, nor does he have a church. He is more of the hyper positive variety of self-help Florida trash, that occasionally reads the Bible and preaches about love. Surprisingly, David claims to be straight, he just likes to do drag. He very obviously was/is a heavy drinker, smoker, and drug user, which was alluded to in his book, Waiting on My Release (website (archive)).
David was born in Nashua, New Hampshire in 1972 to Ralph and Anita Fowler, but has been living in Titusville, Florida since at least the 1980s. He divorced his parents at the age of 16, and since then has been living a largely transient lifestyle. By trade, he mostly does odd jobs, but once worked at a golf resort until he got fired around 2020 for unknown reasons. Reliably, he is a tire technician at a small tire place, and sometimes does painting and minor construction tasks for his friend's rental properties.
His TikTok
David joined Tik Tok in 2019 and since then has had at least
- Dances suggestively and poorly.
- Tells the viewer how wonderful and loved they are.
- Bible reading.
Waiting on My Release
I took the time to read his 59-page semi-autobiographical novella so none of you have to. It reads like it was written by CWC, so you’re welcome. Here are the highlights:
- His dad wanted him to be a carpenter (in his Tik Toks it seems he does have some ability there).
- Instead he got addicted to drugs and alcohol.
- He became homeless and was eating out of dumpsters.
- He was supposedly arrested in a church for “trespassing, burglary, burglary tools, and petty theft,” which is how he ends up in jail (see criminal record below).
- In jail, he meets an old man named Paul, who revitalizes David’s faith through conversations worthy of those bad Christian movies.
- Paul supposedly knew David’s published poem by heart, based on only the name of the collection it was published in and the page number:
- Bible study books mysteriously appeared out of nowhere.
- We find out Paul’s wife was killed in a carjacking, after which he sold everything and became a traveling minister to transients. Paul never admits what he did that got him in jail, but he claims he was there “to help one last person before he died (presumably David).
- The Five Laws according to Jailhouse Paul:
- David abruptly wakes up outside on the sidewalk, suddenly no longer in jail. He finds a strange note from Paul.
- The jail was in his mind. The book was a fucking metaphor.
(David did actually go to jail for the church burglary)
- Instead he got addicted to drugs and alcohol.
- He became homeless and was eating out of dumpsters.
- He was supposedly arrested in a church for “trespassing, burglary, burglary tools, and petty theft,” which is how he ends up in jail (see criminal record below).
- In jail, he meets an old man named Paul, who revitalizes David’s faith through conversations worthy of those bad Christian movies.
- Paul supposedly knew David’s published poem by heart, based on only the name of the collection it was published in and the page number:
- Bible study books mysteriously appeared out of nowhere.
- We find out Paul’s wife was killed in a carjacking, after which he sold everything and became a traveling minister to transients. Paul never admits what he did that got him in jail, but he claims he was there “to help one last person before he died (presumably David).
- The Five Laws according to Jailhouse Paul:
- Count your blessings of how your body functions to move, breathe, see, and hear.
- Proclaim your reality of how God made you.
- Go all the miles you can for everyone you can.
- Use your power of choice more wisely towards other people and yourself.
- Most important: Do all things out of love for God, all others, and of course yourself.
- David abruptly wakes up outside on the sidewalk, suddenly no longer in jail. He finds a strange note from Paul.
- The jail was in his mind. The book was a fucking metaphor.
(David did actually go to jail for the church burglary)
In 2021, a man named "Mr. Miller" scammed David and his lawyer out of $7,000 in a deal involving movie rights to his book. Mr. Miller tried to get more money from him again in 2022.
And like any good lolcow, he has delusions of grandeur about his book:
His Fans
David claims to have started the tag “nolabelsfam” which means “No Labels Family.” This refers to his philosophy that we use labels, but are not labels. As such he encourages his fans to use that tag to stay connected when his next account is inevitably banned. His fans often send him things, such as paintings and jewelry. Most of his fans are overweight, middle-aged women that definitely have "Live, Laugh, Love" signs in their home.
Criminal Record
David has had multiple run-ins with the law in Brevard and neighboring counties, at least from 1989 to 2009. Aside from multiple traffic violations, he has been charged with possession of weed and drug paraphernalia, resisting arrest, trespassing, and burglary. The biggest crime seems to be the burglary of a church in 2008, as alluded to from his book. His accomplice's name was William B. Thorpe - it is unknown if they are still in contact. David served 193 days for the crime.
Miscellaneous
- Full Name: David L. Fowler (Middle name currently unknown)
-
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4700 S Washington Ave
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4700 S Washington Ave
Titusville, FL 32780
- DOB: 08/22/1972
- Current Residence: His car and random houses that his buddy is flipping to rent.
- Associates:
- Tamara Kenitz, love interest,
- Katherine J. Fowler (Johnson), ex-wife of 11 years
- William B. Thorpe, burglar/accomplice
- Jimmy and Tina, friends who live in an RV
- lindabella307, Tik Tok live moderator
- brendaguzman362, Tik Tok live moderator
- avgeek20, Tik Tok live moderator
- His less active YouTube channel can be found here.
- His poetry profile is here. He hasn't posted since 2013.
- He was sexually assaulted as a child
- He had a Hitler Cat - UPDATE 01-2022) The cat's name is Lily. 02-2022) Now that David is homeless again, Lily lives with his old roommates.
- He might be actually insane
- He keeps getting banned from streaming on Tik Tok Live because trolls immediately report him.
- His is working on a second book.
- In 2016 he totaled his truck:
- He had a roommate before living out of his car; this might be her:
- He claims his stepdaughter's kids as his grandkids.
- He has a sister in Minnesota.
- He has a tattoo on his left arm of a cross and Jesus(?)
- He is missing all of his teeth. He paid $5,000 to have 24 removed at once. He does not wear dentures.
- A woman from a convenience store drew the cover for his book.
What I love about David
David has no shame and radiates positivity in a way that reminds me of Fedsmoker. He obviously gets trolled and hate messages, but they do not seem to faze him much. When he does address his haters, he USUALLY does so with a crazy smile on his face and a lot of laughing. He just does not quit and keeps doing his thing unprompted, which I think is one of the best traits to find in a lolcow.
UPDATED: 04-17-2022
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