Skitzocow David Fowler / Drag Queen Pastor / @imnot3000 / @whenitallwentwrong / @whenitallgoeswrong2.0 - Buffalo Bill with a wholesome twist. Florida trash drag queen becomes a "pastor" on Tik Tok where he posts inspirational messages, dance videos, and Bible passages. Surprisingly straight.

[Neurotypical Mantis]

seems like the average floridian to me. either he'll die or fuck a kid or both

 

[Just Hamsters]

Been awhile since I've caught anything too exciting (busy with work and Elden Ring). But here's some new lives I was able to catch:

3-11-2022
David chats with a fan and they take on the trolls together. His fan says he speaks the word of God, which only feeds his ego.

3-14-2022
David lost privileges to go live on his older account - again. I didn't catch that stream but he probably ran his mouth again and said something really sexual and gross. Here he spergs out and it's a good time.

Some nice emo content for you all:

David hates his facial hair.

Emo girl.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

Seems like the only thing really needing fixed is the fact that you have a bunch of stray attachments at the bottom of your OP. I'm going to assume those are the videos that are embedded in the OP though. If you can just insert them into the OP, I'll get this moved out

 

[Just Hamsters]

Seems like the only thing really needing fixed is the fact that you have a bunch of stray attachments at the bottom of your OP. I'm going to assume those are the videos that are embedded in the OP though. If you can just insert them into the OP, I'll get this moved out

I think we're good to go!

 

[Just Hamsters]

I'm starting to think David might be a touch bipolar, or his brain is just completely fried from the drugs. Anyway, one of his accounts got banned again.

Spoiler: Video implying he's suicidal:

Spoiler: Video being absolutely manic:

 

[Just Hamsters]

Caught a short live stream from David today, where he has an awkward encounter with an Eastern European man (I think he's from Azerbaijan or something). After that encounter, David announces he has started a YouTube channel with a friend of his called, "One and a Half Girls in a Crazy World." He then has a funny boomer moment where he thought he ended the stream but actually didn't.

The YouTube channel looks like it's going to produce some excellent crackhead content, so hopefully they stay consistent with it. Here's a little taste:

 

[Just Hamsters]

David and his friend Tamara uploaded a new video on dating tips, but they don't know how to do any editing lol. This video is set up like it's going to be a full episode, but they only uploaded a minute of it so idk what they're thinking.

It's good to know they don't put out on the first date.

 

[Just Hamsters]

4-09-2022
David and Tamara went live and were absolutely manic in front of a poor Nepalese (?) boy. They also wrestle a dog.

They also uploaded this beauty:

Bonus Sperg:

4-13-2022
Tonight David was extra unstable. His moderators were working overtime to mute anyone who criticized him. He went off about his sexual abuse as a child, claimed to be sober (despite previous streams - available earlier in this thread - where he gets high and shitfaced) sang to some postmodern hymns, then got really depressed and suddenly ended the stream. Fingers crossed he didn't off himself.

 

[Just Hamsters]

4-14-2022
Caught the end of a stream while David was on a lunch break and learned some new lore:

1. He has a close relationship with the tire shop place and considers them family. He credits God (via his praying over them) for their success throughout the years.
2. He divorced his parents when he was 16.
3. His marriage with Katherine lasted about 11 years.

 

[Just Hamsters]

A special message from Pastor Dave:

4-16-2022
David streamed while at work, where he gave off some nice spergs:

Also, we see a nice, awkward interaction where he preaches to some guy:

David's theology is all over the place, talking about God's love and such but hoping he dies before Jesus comes back because when He does, he believes it will be in wrath to send everyone into darkness. Not sure what denomination he gets that from, but he apparently spent a lot of time with 7th Day Adventists. In the same sermon he'll say "God hates sin" and "God is okay with your sin" so idk.

Also BIG NEWS! David has confessed his love for Tamara, which is fucking hilarious because 1) She currently isn't ready to love him back, 2) They started a YouTube channel together, 3) He's moving in with her, and 4) He swears he's not attracted to her physically. I am very much looking forward to this saga.

Spoiler: Whole Unclipped Stream

 

[PercyFrancienCaramello]

Same energy

 

[Nuka Victory]

I posted in this thread that I laughed and thought the OP was good, I dip out for a couple months to follow and lurk in other places, and I come back to the video of "ALL I WANT IS AN EMO GIRL!!!" Dance and more Jesus rambling

I laughed then, I still laugh. Glad he's still being an absolute weirdo LMAO.

Where do we find him a BOYFRIEND-FREE girl

 

[Just Hamsters]

4-17-2022 Happy Easter!

David and Tamara go live Easter morning, and try to chat with a disabled guy near Ukraine. This leads to them discussing the Russian-Ukrainian conflict, and Tamara has the 2000 IQ take that Putin is coming for the U.S. next.

Throughout the morning, they get high. Tamara shows off her creepy... pipe? (Idk I'm not a stoner) and complains about resin build-up or something:

David is blatantly thirsty for Tamara, and Tamara tries to shoot it down every time and talk about other guys, etc. I have compiled a supercut here:

Some new lore:

- David and Tamara have only known each other for two months. They met when David was briefly living in a house across the street.
- Tamara inherited her current home from her deceased sister, who was a hoarder.
- Tamara's old roommate died and the power was in the roommate's name, so they have to save up $500 for a deposit to get the power back on.
- Tamara's dog's name is Sam, and she has a cat that is now pregnant.
- Tamara used to work for a vet clinic.
- David hates the name "Hillary," notably because of Hillary Clinton lol.
- Tamara talks to a lot of people online and has frequently fallen for scammers. She's wizened up though.
- David and his lawyer got scammed out of $7,000 by a "Mr. Miller" who apparently approached him for a movie rights deal on his book.
- Tamara revealed her last name! She is on Facebook as "Tammy Kenitz."

Spoiler: Whole Unclipped Stream

Edit: Added whole unclipped stream.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

Throughout the morning, they get high. Tamara shows off her creepy... pipe? (Idk I'm not a stoner) and complains about resin build-up or something:

Yep, it's a pipe. This one specifically, but in a different color. Those pipes are some of the cheapest you can find, popular with broke hippies, high schoolers and people who can't own glass for more than five minutes without breaking it. Usually available at any cheap head shop and even street sellers depending on where you live.

 

[Just Hamsters]

Yep, it's a pipe. This one specifically, but in a different color. Those pipes are some of the cheapest you can find, popular with broke hippies, high schoolers and people who can't own glass for more than five minutes without breaking it. Usually available at any cheap head shop and even street sellers depending on where you live.

Absolutely amazing. $10 JFC.

I really think this thread deserves a bigger following so I love your contributions.

 

[Just Hamsters]

David streamed from work today and doxxed his employer (about 3 min in).
It was hard to hear, but I definitely found it:

Spoiler: For informational purposes only

Priscilla Tires & Rims
4700 S Washington Ave
Titusville, FL 32780
(321) 607-6865

Spoiler: Evidence

Google Maps:
His Stream:

Highlights:
- New mod identified: @avgeek20
- He identifies as a spiritual leader.
- He again claims to be sober except for weed, but I'd like to direct the reader to the strawberry incident.
- The streams ends abruptly; I think he got suspended again lmao.

Spoiler: Full Stream

https://youtu.be/MnHjwnMaiO8

 

[Just Hamsters]

David has been suspended again lmao so he's been fairly inactive lately. But here's some nice little bits:

Spoiler: David dances with a dog to Katy Perry

Spoiler: A troll makes a buffalo bill reference

Spoiler: Baby Buuhhhrd

 

[Just Hamsters]

David is still suspended from doing lives, but he posted a heartfelt messaged clarifying he's still single (and not dating Tamara) here:

Then a couple days later he flashes like... 120 dollars to show off he can keep buying burner phones to make new Tik Tok accounts, lol:

 

[Just Hamsters]

Enjoy this motivational word salad:

 

[Just Hamsters]

David was banned from going live for over week, but I just caught a stream that I'm currently editing. Until that's ready, here's a skitzo Tik Tok dump: