Skitzocow David Fowler / Drag Queen Pastor / @imnot3000 / @whenitallwentwrong / @whenitallgoeswrong2.0 - Buffalo Bill with a wholesome twist. Florida trash drag queen becomes a "pastor" on Tik Tok where he posts inspirational messages, dance videos, and Bible passages. Surprisingly straight.

[Just Hamsters]

So David was able to stream from Tik Tok a grand total of two times after his ban. Apparently on 5/19/22, he was having a meltdown and started talking to a medium (borderline witch) by the username "chinasintuition_". David is convinced she's legit but it's unclear why.

On 5/20/22, I caught the following stream, where he chats with Mississippi trash for a bit, and then the medium again!

They talk about a lot of random shit, but here are some big highlights:

1. The tire place had to lay David off for a week, which has been stressing him out.
2. It sounds like Tamara kicked him out of her house already (it's been like one month), as he has been making Tik Toks and streaming from a camper. He also mentions to the medium that he had be crying over "his lady friend." Furthermore, there have been no new videos on the YouTube channel "One and a Half Girls in a Crazy World" and their shared Tik Tok account has been renamed from "1andahalfgurlz" to "dragqueenpastordave_".
3. David's ex-wife (Katherine) was a big 250+ lb lady.
4. David's dad (Ralph Fowler) came out as TRANS when he was older! (Might explain a lot)
5. David has like 6 half siblings and 3 full siblings.
6. David was almost charged with attempted murder for beating up a cop in Orlando, while high on ecstasy. Court documentation attached below. He plead guilty to a third degree felony and served three years of probation.

The stream abruptly ends, likely because some asshole reported him again. This must've been a final strike for that account, because it no longer exists! But worry not, he was prepared and his next account is @dragqueenpastordave_.

Here's hoping David gets back on his feet! It's no fun when he's banned and can't make content.

EDIT: David's account @imnot29.9 wasn't actually removed, but for some reason my account is unable to find him as if he blocked me. I've never interacted with him so idk why that'd happen unless it was an accident OR Tik Tok is being fucky and trying to break-up problematic communities or something, since I was watching the stream that got him banned.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

Thank you for your work. David has potential to be an extremely funny cow. I have to commend his perseverance to keep making new tiktok accuonts as he gets banned.

I feel kinda bad for his mom. Nutjob son, tranny husband.

 

[Just Hamsters]

David has confirmed he no longer lives with Tamara - He now lives in a camper that might be behind the tire shop.

He also went to the hospital, which I'm pretty sure was some sort of voluntary psychiatric hold, as he posted a few depressing Tik Toks while wearing a hospital wrist band and bath robe in a room that looks padded to me. He had been complaining about not feeling well for over a week, but I'd wager he meant he's depressed. The thing I'm not sure about however, is that psychiatric holds are usually like 72 hours, unless it wasn't actually voluntary, then I think the max is 24 hours before there needs to be proof of intent to cause harm or something. Idk.

The wrist band says HRMC, which is probably Holmes Regional Medical Center in Titusville. This hospital definitely has a behavioral health department, so I'm willing to bet he was having a suicidal break-down over Tamara. Which makes me sad, he should be his happy manic self.



The good news is he's out and appears to be back to normal!

 

[Just Hamsters]

Oops. Looks like amarillolit Google'd himself and found his interaction with David.

 

[Just Hamsters]

David is posting again after a one week hiatus. I was really starting to worry he had killed himself this time. But he's good and seems to have a new lady friend who goes by "Black Lisa."

Happy Pride from Pastor Dave!

 

[Just Hamsters]

A nice little baton routine from David to brighten your day:

 

[Just Hamsters]

David hasn't been too active lately, but I took a peak at his Facebook. It is exactly what you would expect:

Profile Pic


Info (Studied Genetics of humans? lmao doubt)


Why he is the #dragqueenpastor


Inspirational



Also, he and Tammy are no longer friends on Facebook, so I consider the Tammy saga now dead and buried. Congrats to everyone who predicted correctly!


David did not manage to woo Tammy.

 

[Just Hamsters]

I cannot believe it's been almost a year since I've checked in on David. He actually doesn't seem to have posted much, as far as I know - unfortunately I don't have the time to deep dive, but his usual accounts haven't been active. He did post this wholesome message a few days ago:

It was on the account that was meant to be shared with Tamara, so I'm glad he's moved on and is doing well!

 

[Just Hamsters]

David is posting again!

Sounds like he has a new job doing some sort of landscaping:

He also crashed a car show and shares an interesting find:

I missed his shenanigans. God, his antics are so weirdly comforting to me lol.

 

[Just Hamsters]

So I'm retarded and also have been really busy, but it turns out David never really took a hiatus - I just couldn't find the right account because of his frequent bans. So expect some TikTok dumps in the future (I'll try to only stick to new content, but he likes to repost old videos). As far as I can tell, he's still mostly living out of his car with temporary housing through friends and employers.

Not letting the haters get to him (also gross dentures content):

Vibes:

Idk what the fuck this is:

I know this thread isn't very active, but hopefully a couple of you get a laugh from him as much as I do.

 

[Karl Hungus]

I’ve been looking for some new cows to follow and this guy is great. He has the wholesome crazy thing like Fedsmoker (RIP Herk, still miss ya) and the Florida Man vibe of John Bulla (thankfully so far without the pedophilia). I’m looking forward to seeing more of his content.

 

[Just Hamsters]

Lore update: David apparently no longer works for Priscilla Tires & Rims. Sounds like he's mostly doing odd jobs these days, confirmed to still living out of his car.

David's old account was banned from going live due to "Child Endangerment," which apparently involved him streaming from a car. His friend was driving the car with her kids in the back seat, and apparently the kids were acting up so the mom yelled at them. Because I don't have any recording, it's hard for me to say if it was legit endangerment or just trolls reporting the stream.

Regardless, he has since moved full time to @dragqueenpastordave_ "Jokers4ever", which was the account he had originally made to share with Tamara. Since he is convinced that God wants him on TikTok, he is now on a quest to gain "live access" for the new account so he can start hosting dance parties again, which requires 1000 followers to enable video.

Until then, he has been joining group lives (audio only) with various TikTok undesirables. Seriously, the algorithm must have a built-in 'tard wrangling feature to keep these freaks in quarantine. I have caught a few lives which I'm in the process of trimming down to what was actually interesting. Until then, here's a TikTok dump:

Addressing the haters:

More beefing with TikTok:

Feeling himself:

(Appearance from Jimmy and Tina! David dances outside their RV)

Taking us to Church (?):

A self aware queen:

Preview of the upcoming group lives with TikTok 'tards:

 

[Just Hamsters]

Still working on editing the TikTok lives I was able to catch - there's a lot of cringe chat I need to edit out simply because David wasn't taking part in it and it had nothing to do with him.

In the meantime, here's a dump of videos. There are some prime Fedsmokeresque rants in here, so enjoy!

"Sermons" & Messages to fans/haters

Lore note: In this one he revisits his sexual assault by a family member and how it made him spiral out until he found God (It's still crazy).

Extra batshit response to a hater:

Lore note: David reaffirms that he is a straight man, "attracted to the female gender." Though he says men hit on him all the time lol. I would also like to point out that previously he has claimed to be asexual, but I suspect that is cope.

Merry Christmas!

Classic Drag

I'm going to need to break this up into a second post for narrative purposes, but essentially David has been going through a manic-depressive episode. Stay tuned.

 

[Just Hamsters]

The last couple weeks, David had been going into a depressive state again (he got better, don't worry).

Last few TikToks before he spiraled down:

Fishing for Pity
He suddenly posts a video implying that his dad died recently, in which he lip syncs to those staged, chemo head-shaving videos. He makes a typo, and instead of deleting the error, simply posts the same video again with the correction. The issue here, is that his dad died in 2008. Also, long-time viewers will recall his dad trooned out as "April" at the end of his life. Despite being an ally, David still refers to him as "dad" and uses he/him. Lol.

Sob story & sermon:

More sob story and a 10/10 crackhead sermon:

David explains why he lost his last job, which I'm pretty sure was at the tire shop. Long story short: Coworkers were teasing him and got sick of his antics and his "super viral" status.
Lore note: He claims his last roommate was a deadbeat lady who expected him to do all the "Molly Maid & Mister Fixit" work at home. He says he doesn't care if he ends up on her TikTok "For You" page, which might mean he's referring to Tamara, but it may be another woman from before that mess.

In the above video, David claims he doesn't ask for money. In the below video, he claims he doesn't do pity parties (then reads the Bible for 6 minutes).

Life is hard, guys.

Remember how he said he doesn't ask for money or do pity parties? Here he talks about how hard his life is and asks for money. Extra hilarious notes: He claims there are men in his life that want to take care of him in exchange for sex, which he declined lol. He also claims here that he's asexual (See previous post), because he's tired of hurt and pain.

A commenter tries to help David come up with new job ideas. He starts going off and cries. He admits he's depressed and avoids dealing with his problems. He again asks for money as he apparently is about to lose his car. But he totally doesn't do pity parties, guys.

Another crackhead sermon in which he reads the Bible, then turns it into another pity party. He's all over the place, I'm not sure what point he's trying to make.

Fighting with TikTok and haters, basically David calls down Divine vengeance on the haters, and compares himself to Job.
Lore note: David contradicts his previous claims that "God doesn't hurt people," by stating here that while he doesn't want to see God hurt people, God is going to "wave His hand to cleanse the world of hate."

Sad lip-sync in which David forgets to mute his voice.

Another life is hard message, with an implication that he has poor self-image.

The next morning, he's still fixated on self-image. He proceeds to continue about how hard his life is. He asks for money again. But remember guys, he doesn't do pity parties or ask for money!
Lore note: He claims it costs $400 a week to live out of his beat-up car. I'm trying to figure out how it's possible his car is costing him $1600 a month, even with a car a payment, insurance, and phone bill. My best guess is he buys a lot of weed, fast food, and maybe other drugs.

The next day, on Christmas Eve, David seems to be coming out of his depression.

Back to his regular programming that we all know and love.

Looks like David had a nice Christmas spent with friends, where he was able to get in a shave and shower.

By 12/26/23 we start to get increasingly manic motivations.

Another weird motivational video of some gloomy Florida weather, where he talks about self-image some more.

 

[Just Hamsters]

Finally started processing the backlog of David's Tik Tok lives I saved. It's a lot of unremarkable stuff, so I'm trying to only upload notable bits I was lucky enough to catch.

12-10-2023
David is in a group live that is pretty representative of the types of people he hangs out with. Here he and others discuss their ban evasions.

12-12-2023
Group live hosted by BrotherHummingbird, a fat Cherokee Freemason.
David shares how he believes God told him to "put on the dress."

In discussing potential spouses, David talks about his previous marriage and what he's looking for in a future spouse.

Some nice Bible sperging.

David gives his hot take on immigration, then starts crying about a cat.

David unloads about his dead mom and uses the opportunity to plug his book.

Here he goes after another preacher that was posting stuff about the second coming of Christ.

Somehow the conversation leads to a discussion on whether or not Ashkenazis are actually Jewish. There's some solid drama here and then David interjects to go off about how actually everyone's Jewish.

Some more rants.

And finally, a Bible rant that kicked off after a discussion about hair dye.

 

[IKOL]

actually everyone's Jewish.

Does this terrific knowledge makes us KHUTZPAH KIBBUTZ, Kiwibros?

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

This guy reminds me of a more benign version of John Bulla

 

[Just Hamsters]

This guy reminds me of a more benign version of John Bulla

Yikes, I either didn't know who he was or my brain blocked it out. Apparently Null did a person stream on him once? Pretty sure I've seen all of those so I must've forgotten.

Yeah David seems pretty harmless. Even when he's crushing on women, he isn't blatantly harassing them. His criminal record is all generic schizo/drug addict shit, so I'd consider him closer to Fedsmoker.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Yikes, I either didn't know who he was or my brain blocked it out. Apparently Null did a person stream on him once? Pretty sure I've seen all of those so I must've forgotten.

Yeah David seems pretty harmless. Even when he's crushing on women, he isn't blatantly harassing them. His criminal record is all generic schizo/drug addict shit, so I'd consider him closer to Fedsmoker.

Bulla is a great schizocow but he's definitely a dark character. Extremely mentally ill with a "retard religion", and a violent criminal to boot. Also from Florida. He has a great thread on here, you should check it out. Probably in the historical lolcows section now since he died not too long ago

 

[Just Hamsters]

Here's another dump of live stream clips. Some pretty funny moments here and there. Enjoy!

12-13-2023

David and company complain about Tik Tok a bunch.
Notable bits below, including why he was banned last time, which I believe I've mentioned previously.

12-14-2023

David has a heart-to-heart with a British lady, who gives some hot takes on topics like abortion.

12-15-23

Group of munchies talk about their woes, including previous relationships and guardianship disputes.
David goes through phases where he talks about his "last lady" a lot. I still haven't figured out who she was, but David has said previously she was 20+ years older than him.

Middle-aged woman talks about giving out "clam slams."

This is a 20 minute set of clips, but worth a watch if you get a kick out of munchies. David has some good moments, but this chick in her 30s, under the name "Madeline Moore," goes on and on about her supposed struggles which was pretty funny. She also admits to giving her mom weed gummies without her consent. There is discussion about about the welfare system and how she should take advantage of it. Your tax dollars at work!

More to come, I'm just slow to get through all these.