David Jaffe has nothing to do and he's going crazy

[Anti-Intellectual (AI)]

California, theres something in Californias oxygen and water supply that compels Gen X, Millenial and Gen Z "males" to devolve into these states.

Theres alot of things I would use to describe Nu GoW and good storytelling isn't one of them of them. If anything hes angry at them for reasons related to fringe politics, I hate them because they're just unfun to play.

If he were as honest as you are right now, he'd be far less insufferable.

 

[Would]

Which GOW creator became more cucked? Cliffy B or Jaffe?

Jaffe.
Cliffy became bitter at his old success and longs for the "good old days" when he was an edgelord that was rewarded for being edgy with lots of money and gamer acclaim. Though to his credit he developed two icons of multiplayer gaming (Unreal Tournament & GoW) that are known and beloved by normies to this day.

Jaffe made the ultimate mainstream edgelord fantasy twice (TMB and GOW1) and was mad he couldn't make it even edgier against Sony's wishes, became bitter at how he's only known for two or so games rather than an accomplished dev (or an auteur filmmaker, what he originally wanted to be), developed troll's remorse, got karma'd by life after being a prominent homophobe with a faggot kid, made shit games no one cares about, and is now a pathetic WEF dickrider for shekels because no one cares about his dev skills and legacy outside of retards who can't let go of Twisted Metal.

When compared, Cliffy lives in paradise.

apparently David works for keemstar now (he was fired)

What a fucking fall from grace. He should do like half the characters in his video games and ACK. How can you live with yourself being under the employment of the guy who employs Wings and Boogie?

Apparently Colin Moriarity (Sacred Symbols) said on his Twitter that he was interested in having this lolcow as a more recurring guest on his podcast, which is

Colin has always been a Sony Playstation dickrider even back in his IGN days with friend-turned-backstabber Greg Miller. He probably idolizes Jaffe for his contributions to PlayStation in it's early days.
Even though David is supposedly a progressive with "morals" who would never work with "nazis" (despite being employed by KEEMSTAR LMFAO) and considers Moriarty's lolbertarian beliefs as nazi-adjacent because Colin believes you should be able to say the nigger word freely and that capitalism lifts people from poverty over socialism, he'll probably take up Colin's offer to dance like a monkey for money if Colin can make it worth his while.

Cliffy B doesn't to my knowledge spend copious amounts of time on social media, trying to justify his transitioning son or failed marriage. He doesn't demonize gamers for liking beautiful women or "toxic masculinity" associated with games of the past.

Cliffy would be insane to demonize gamers for liking hot chicks and toxic masculinity considering he was the biggest exporter of those very things in the 00s.
Like, everyone in Unreal Tournament/Championship is either half-naked with big tits or jacked and high on roid rage, and let's not even talk about the aesthetics of the GoW cast.
I don't think anyone could take him seriously if he tried.

He did however, demonize players on social media and forums for their preferred platforms and get in tard wars over "Xbox > PC" and vice-versa when the microsoft checks stopped coming.
He's a cow, but a small one and ultimately harmless as his gripes are non-political/non-serious.

Why do all these awesome creators who had passion, humor, edginess, and vision turn into these fat, faggoty, neckbearded goobers in their old age?

You talking about Jaffe? Because he wasn't an awesome creator.
He was an edgelord who got handed an opportunity and whose antics were released at a time when the social climate loved edginess.
The real vision and success behind his projects were always other people in his circle.
I am convinced Scott Campbell (Co-Creator of Twisted Metal and Jaffe's partner in crime throughout his days with PlayStation) was both Jaffe's tard wrangler and the brains behind the operation. Jaffe was just the autist who came up with the edge.
Do you see Campbell ask Keemstar for a job or go on rants about culture wars or politics on twitter? No. He's a professional.

Jaffe's fate was always to be a fat faggot neckbeard, the only difference is he'd be a fat faggot neckbeard who'd shout out itsagundam and Razorfist instead of Alyssa Mercante and trannies.
Instead of advocating for DEI and left-wing hacks, he'd be with Beanie Man or Stuttering Craig shilling gamersupps.

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

was rewarded for being edgy with lots of money

Most of that bald cuck's money comes from investing in oculus early on then cashing out during the sale to facebook, else he would be as broke as david or even more as gow alone was more popular than gears or unreal ever were

During gaymergays he was the last nigga I expected to cuck out and whiteknight the literallywho-res, he was one of the biggest edgelords in the industry until then and had been since the nineties

 

[Would]

gow alone was more popular than gears or unreal ever were

This isn't even remotely true.
Gears was on par with Fifa and NBA2K with normies of all races for almost a decade, to the point you can go to any shithole country like Mexico or Ghana and they'll have xbox 360s full of coloreds playing Gears right now.
Unreal Tournament 99 and 2004 are still played by an active (albeit niche) community of arena shooter enthusiasts.

God Of War 1-3 are fondly remembered, but nowhere near played now or back then as the other two.

During gaymergays he was the last nigga I expected to cuck out and whiteknight the literallywho-res

You weren't paying attention then, he was already in full California-lib mindset by 2013 during the development of Drawn to Death.

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

Gears was on par with Fifa and NBA2K with normies of all races for almost a decade

I was literally the only guy I knew who was playing it ATT

you can go to any shithole country like Mexico or Ghana and they'll have xbox 360s full of coloreds playing Gears right now

Nigga I'm a not-so-shithole country and nobody here was playing it because barely anyone had an xbox around here, those consoles only became popular outside murrica with the xbone cuz of gamepass, the gaystation has been THE console for most of the rest of the world since the first one, before that it was the genesis/megadrive

You weren't paying attention then, he was already in full California-lib mindset by 2013 during the development of Drawn to Death.

I was talking about cliff

 

[Would]

the gaystation has been THE console for most of the rest of the world since the first one, before that it was the genesis/megadrive

Sounds Brazilian. Sega has been second fiddle everywhere except in Brazil.

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

Sounds Brazilian. Sega has been second fiddle everywhere except in Brazil.

Nah I remember going to europe as a kid and everybody there had the megadrive, some had the master system which was also bigger than the nes, nintendo was never top dog in europe, and after sega shit the bed it was the playstation

Over here in argentina the nintendo (the og, the nes) was popular and nobody had the master system, then the genesis showed up and obliterated nintendo, and then playstation every since same as everywhere, only near 40 year old niggas here remember sega ever made consoles

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

I always felt like I could hangout and share a drink with Cliff but Jaffe would probably try to make everything about some social or political issue

Looks like you forgot when Cliffy included tranny toilets in is Lawbreaker game.

 

[ChefKiss]

Cliffy B doesn't to my knowledge spend copious amounts of time on social media, trying to justify his transitioning son or failed marriage. He doesn't demonize gamers for liking beautiful women or "toxic masculinity" associated with games of the past.

CliffyB has absolutely done all of those things but it was all about a decade ago from gamergate up to lawbreakers dying while everyone laughed at it. He just had the brain capacity to learn to shut the fuck up a little bit. MAny game developers fail this basic test.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Looks like you forgot when Cliffy included tranny toilets in is Lawbreaker game.

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It's always weird how those people love to put the pro tranny shit in their supposedly dystopian societies.