David Jaffe has nothing to do and he's going crazy

[Illuminati Order Official]

One fat clown's hopeless pursuit of his lost relevancy.
Entertaining.

 

[Curious Lurker]

Made some great games 20 years ago

Nothing to do except post trash opinions on twitter

he's like the woke grummz now

 

[The Doom Slayer]

Asmongold is making him famous.

The dude is genuinely nuts. If you listen his (long as fuck) Sidescrollers interview you’ll see just how far off the deep end he's gone, particularly the parts where he aggressively goes after Melonie Mac over troon shit.

 

[sodomy lifestyle]

It's like he's all washed up and has nothing better to do anymore after his game "Drawn To Death" was a huge failure.

Never heard a peep of this title, so I watched some gameplay.

I can see the vision, but the actual visuals are a hard sell. It looks either like a really advanced Flash game, or something that would've worked better in 2D. It's like the antithesis of what I consider the peak of visually pleasing 3D graphics, the Dishonored games.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

"Therapists should be able to groom kids without their parents present, so that the therapists can convince children to not go through puberty." Damn, usually the groomers aren't quite so obvious.

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He trooned out his fujo daughter when she was 15 or so (she's an adult now):

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Okay he's a monster.
Not just stupid.

E:

I can see the vision, but the actual visuals are a hard sell.

This is one of the ugliest games I have seen compared to even some of the troon art ones that have been coming out.

 

[P5Fever]

It really says something when my young zoomer coworkers don’t know this fat beard faggot for creating God of War or Twisted Metal. They know him as the guy who cries about sucking at Metroid Dread and always has some bad take.

And that’s going to be his legacy. Lmao.

Edit: Of course this balding retard only played Inquisition before Veilguard and thought it was a good game. He’s allergic to taste

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

I'm surprised he doesn't have a Kiwi Farms thread yet.

Because Jaffe is such a failure that even by loser lolcow standards he doesnt deserve that kind of attention. His claim to fame is GOW1, a great game but his input I doubt was what made it great. All the shit he wants in games is the shit God of War 1 was shat on for: overly linear level design, dogshit puzzles, button mashing QTEs in between the good stuff. I doubt he could design a combat system on the level of GOW without his tard wrangles from back in the day

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Made some great games 20 years ago

Nothing to do except post trash opinions on twitter

he's like the woke grummz now

He's more like an empty shell of his former self.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

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Look at her. Dose she look happy to you?

 

[Slap47]

Asmongold is making him famous.

The dude is genuinely nuts. If you listen his (long as fuck) Sidescrollers interview you’ll see just how far off the deep end he's gone, particularly the parts where he aggressively goes after Melonie Mac over troon shit.

They do a good job at summarizing his appeal as a village idiot.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

This guy helped make two of favorite games Twisted Metal Black and God of War 2. It's sad seeing him as a this fat retard.

 

[fartsnstuf]

Okay he's a monster.
Not just stupid.

i mean, this is the same David Jaffe that was practically sucking off Cuties over and over again, so its no wonder why he wants to have children sterilize themselves

 

[P5Fever]

i mean, this is the same David Jaffe that was practically sucking off Cuties over and over again, so its no wonder why he wants to have children sterilize themselves

Anyone who defends that movie needs to move to Canada and enroll in MAID.

 

[behindyourightnow]

i mean, this is the same David Jaffe that was practically sucking off Cuties over and over again, so its no wonder why he wants to have children sterilize themselves

He doesn't just want children sterilized, he wants children seeing therapists without their parents present so the therapists can convince the kids to go on drugs that pause puberty. Why would a guy who likes Cuties want more children to go on drugs that keep their bodies and brains prepubescent until they reach the legal age of consent? A total mystery.

 

[Broadside]

i mean, this is the same David Jaffe that was practically sucking off Cuties over and over again, so its no wonder why he wants to have children sterilize themselves

Hey David

Spoiler

Face the wall.

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

Cuties is an example of why Black women should be castrated

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

"Therapists should be able to groom kids without their parents present, so that the therapists can convince children to not go through puberty." Damn, usually the groomers aren't quite so obvious.

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He trooned out his fujo daughter when she was 15 or so (she's an adult now):

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Explains a lot on why he's been acting like retard for a while.

i mean, this is the same David Jaffe that was practically sucking off Cuties over and over again, so its no wonder why he wants to have children sterilize themselves

His argument boils down to "Netflix shouldn't use sexual dance rotation scene that was in movie as advertisement" and "Movie was suppose to be uncomfortable" just stupid shit he doesn't have to defend.

 

[nosemouth]

Cuties is an example of why Black women should be castrated

As if we needed another reason.

 

[P5Fever]

As if we needed another reason.

She’s French too. There’s your other reason.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Guess who is going to be on David Jaffe's livestream tomorrow?