David Jaffe has nothing to do and he's going crazy

I remember drawn to death... It had such a cool art style , but having a toad frog insult you every step of the way when you leveled up was insanely stupid. I don't play games to be mocked unless it's ninja gaiden.
 
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Someone give David Jaffe his own Kiwi Farms page. This time he's going batshit crazy over white-colored gaming chairs, and calls it racist.
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And this is the chair he's losing his mind over.
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Completely forgot about this dude until I found this thread. Back in mid 2021 he gave cruelty squad a try and then made a video where he bitches about how he should of liked the game because of how "fucked up" it was. Only to get his shit kicked in during the first mission and cry about it.
Fans of Cruelty Squad then made fun of him and he threw a even larger pissyfit over the game which in turn made the game more popular.
Cruelty Squad fans then remixed this video into a trailer for the game. And would pester him with comments on twitter saying "this is the first game you have sold in 10+ years"
I'm glad that my initial impression of the dude turned out to be the correct one.
 
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David Jaffe going apeshit and blaming gamers for the failure of Dragon Age: The Veilguard.

He's also a supporter of Sweet Baby Inc and South of Midnight like the "ally" he is.

I'm surprised he doesn't have a Kiwi Farms thread yet.
 
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Growing up with Twisted Metal and TM Black (one of my all-time favorite games its basically perfect) it's a shame he's such a fucking retard. Lost all respect for him after his Cruelty Squad review and then his retarded opinion on Metroid Dread. Twisted Metal 1, 2 and Black deserve to be re-released on Steam.
 
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Another video by David talking about Vera Dark:

David (To Vera): "You are not educated enough, not bright enough to talk to me or to talk about what I talk about. " &
"You are a mental lightweight."

Lol Lmao. Just look at the comments.
 
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Can mods upgrade this thread to a lolcow thread?

Frosted Snowflakes said:
David Jaffe going apeshit and blaming gamers for the failure of Dragon Age: The Veilguard.
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He continued to double down on this during the downtime. Ninja'd by @BigKant but there is another video. Claims there's no woke elements in the first 22 hours. Only other Dragon Age he played was Inquisition.
200 likes, 2k dislikes.
 
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BigKant said:
Another video by David talking about Vera Dark:

David (To Vera): "You are not educated enough, not bright enough to talk to me or to talk about what I talk about. " &
"You are a mental lightweight."

Lol Lmao. Just look at the comments.
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He actually went and attacked a woman calling her stupid, as she quoted him about his self made definitions.
Incredible.

She provided receipts of him saying it too. I thought maybe he was just faking being retarded because he is worried about the people around him turning on him.
But no, he really is that big of a retarded faggot.
 
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behindyourightnow said:
"Therapists should be able to groom kids without their parents present, so that the therapists can convince children to not go through puberty." Damn, usually the groomers aren't quite so obvious.

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He trooned out his fujo daughter when she was 15 or so (she's an adult now):

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Seeing your daugther do this to themselves will break any man, but I have a suspicion that David Jaffe helped push her to do this
 
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This annoying retard continues to hang on laurels based on games he released literal decades ago, as if the games industry isn't arguably the most fickle industry on the planet. The quicker everyone views him the same as games journalists the better off we'll be.
 
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