Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

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That´s a good starting point for anyone not familar with Benjanun Sriduangkaew /Winterfox/RequiresHate

http://failfandomanonwiki.pbworks.com/w/page/46349159/Winterfox, Pre-Outing
It amazes me that 1) Benjanun has the gall to lecture anyone about online abuse after being a massively abusive cunt under various names for over a decade, and 2) the social justice crowd immediately overlooked it all once it was revealed because she's a WoC who writes sci-fi stories about lesbians and shit.

She and Sarah Nyberg really opened my eyes to how fast those people will choose tribalism over their own principles.
 
Oh, I thought he released it 2011. Okay, then almost 4 years that would mean that sarcastic about having a job welfare queen Dave Gallant made a bit more than $5,000 a year over this time period.

That is such a drastic improvement.
Alright Davey Boy, you're officially my new punching bag to replace Nora now that she's fucked off for now. Congratulations. Here's to dozens of more pages of this shit thanks to your own arrogance and stupidity.

Cow crossover too:

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Smug David is at it again.
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It's funny when you remember that Brianna Wu made this same thing - verbatim - when people called her out on her totally-a-work-of-satire false-flagging attempt that subsequently led to her taking the forum down entirely when Steam admins wouldn't let her backchannel them and then blaming GilbertGottfried for it.


Two things, asshole.

1. I fucking love that Gallant's response to being doxed as part of the Norasphere is to retweet an untalented retard who called for throwing acid in the face of authors they don't like and for them to be raped by dogs. There's nothing I can really say to make it funnier than it already is.

2. Hope you kept your libations handy, Kiwis, because it's time to take a shot. :fapcup:

Smug David is at it again.
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YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT EFFECTING ME KIWI FARMS THAT'S WHY I'M OBSESSING OVER YOU

Alright Davey Boy, you're officially my new punching bag to replace Nora now that she's fucked off for now. Congratulations. Here's to dozens of more pages of this shit thanks to your own arrogance and stupidity.

Cow crossover too:

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....Take another shot. :fapcup:
 
Nina's probably just pissed off that a significant portion of the people who buy her game Cibele end up refunding it. It's $9, only lasts about an hour, and is the video game equivalent of reading a teenage girl's livejournal. The progressive indie gamedev clique had a giant circlejerk over it when it got released and showered it with praise/awards, but the user scores are down around the 16th percentile of all scores for all games on Steam.

It's already outsold IGTCED though, even if you don't include the sales from the current humble bundle.

edit: Actually, now that I look closer, she's probably angry because the majority of the reviews from the humble bundle buyers are negative. It's tanking the game's score. Some of the reviews are pretty scathing, too.
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Nina's probably just pissed off that a significant portion of the people who buy her game Cibele end up refunding it. It's $9, only lasts about an hour, and is the video game equivalent of reading a teenage girl's livejournal. The progressive indie gamedev clique had a giant circlejerk over it when it got released and showered it with praise/awards, but the user scores are down around the 16th percentile of all scores for all games on Steam.

It's already outsold IGTCED though, even if you don't include the sales from the current humble bundle.


Dave's game takes minutes and it was done in MS Paint. So Dave has well exceeded the level of sheer underachievement in his game.

If Dave wants applause for this game, I will give him this much. I never would've guessed so many people would pay so much($1 is too much) for a shitty game made on MS Paint and Flash about taking a single call from an idiot that lasts less than 10 minutes.
 
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"An Apology To My Superiors

I cannot meet a deadline.

You all know this by now. Whether I've missed one scheduled submission, or whether I agreed to a project and then disappeared, I've done it all. You might be wondering why or you might not even care. You may have actually written me off by this time.

I procrastinate. Habitually. I will dive into a video game for hours, or get lost in the depths of Wikipedia, or (since I'm on an honest streak) indulge my taste for porn."
 

Holy shit, it's "Nina Freeman's Face and Tits: The Game" girl. I relish this opportunity.

David, do me a favor and pass along this message to all your indie cliquester retard friends, because it's kind of an important one:

No one cares what your "development constraints" are.

We live in a world where entire games - critical fucking successes - have been put together and done by one person or a tiny team - these take time, and more than that, they take effort. Look at some of the greats: Axiom Verge, IJI, Shovel Knight, Undertale, the list goes on. When your game goes up on the public market, no one fucking cares what your reasons are or excuses for what your game is or is not. There's a reason that these games have done well and yours buddies' haven't.

These little narrative-driven games you guys love are about as popular as colon cancer - and that reason isn't because people hate unconventional ideas or narrative games. Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Soma, The Stanley Parable, and the entire Ace Attorney series say otherwise. The reason your games haven't done so well is because they show terrible design and, more often than not, no effort whatsoever. I don't mean to sound cruel, but I personally could clone IGTCED in less than a day using my own assets and RPGmaker 2003. There is a game on Newgrounds, now almost two decades old, that looks similar and is better put together than IGTCED. I know you're big on saying that the MSPaint-y nature of IGTCED is a "style" you want for it, but it looks like absolute garbage and looks like you don't give a damn.

I'm going to surmise this with two screenshots that cover this entire thing really well. This is your game:
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This is Homesick, by Chloe Sagal, for which she made her own game engine for from scratch:
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Chloe actually got her game looked at by some of the Youtube crowd, and whilst Homesick is by no stretch great, it's fucking miles ahead of anything you have ever accomplished, because Chloe Sagal (of all people) put fucking time and effort in. Effort always shows when you make a game, whether graphically or in terms of content.

Now, "Art Games" like Nina Freeman's Cybele are a bit different; but cover the same sort of mindset, so I'll just give a short-and-sharp version here - these "art games" don't give the player much of reason to give a shit about them, covering things that actually matter in some fashion to the player - instead they're used the same way indie films used to be used - as vectors for the "devs" to show off their creative ideas. There's nothing wrong with that, but there's a world of difference between a game that considers itself "art" because it's pretentious enough to give someone a film studies degree, and a game that actually is art, like Journey.

Know the difference. It can save a life. Also, I hope you haven't shelved the Absinthe just yet, because it's time to take a shot. :fapcup:
 
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I forgot to mention that this guy blocked me on twitter a while back for liking the tweet where he admitted to thinking about GG while masturbating.

Oh, and if you're reading this, I totally get that you don't actually get turned on by Gamergate. I'm laughing at the fact that you needed to inform the world about what you thought of while masturbating.
 
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