Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

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Does this dude just flat out not own any shirts, or does he suffer from some exceptional REEEEEE strain where the tags trigger him and so he just doesn't bother, or what?

The constant lack of shirtage isn't at all attractive. Coupled with the hair style it actually makes him look like a large bearded infant since that's his morphology (chubby, sparse thin hair). I mean, not to say he isn't essentially a large bearded infant anyway, but damn.
 
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Jubileus said:
Does this dude just flat out not own any shirts, or does he suffer from some exceptional REEEEEE strain where the tags trigger him and so he just doesn't bother, or what?

The constant lack of shirtage isn't at all attractive. Coupled with the hair style it actually makes him look like a large bearded infant since that's his morphology (chubby, sparse thin hair). I mean, not to say he isn't essentially a large bearded infant anyway, but damn.
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It makes him look like one of those sex offenders who have to be wrapped in a blanket for their mug shot because they were too tarded out to get dressed and instead drunkenly resisted arrest.
 
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It's the unholy trifecta of autism
 
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David, your whole life is a joke, there's no need for you to plan anything special. I mean, unless you want to go even more re.tarded than you already are.
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Here's a list of April Fool's pranks for you, David :
  • Tell your Twitter audience that you have successfully learned how to wipe sitting down
  • Prove you are not a cuck - both in life and of your Wife. Citations, Material Evidence, Clinical Studies = Proof.
  • Get a job that doesn't cost you more money to travel to, than you make.
  • Become a productive employee. No falling asleep at work, slagging off your employer or brushing off customers will totally show us who's boss.
  • Actually punch a Nazi. Bare knuckled.
  • Best April Fool's joke of all : Make another game.
 
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heathercho said:
Here's a list of April Fool's pranks for you, David :
  • Tell your Twitter audience that you have successfully learned how to wipe sitting down
  • Prove you are not a cuck - both in life and of your Wife. Citations, Material Evidence, Clinical Studies = Proof.
  • Get a job that doesn't cost you more money to travel to, than you make.
  • Become a productive employee. No falling asleep at work, slagging off your employer or brushing off customers will totally show us who's boss.
  • Actually punch a Nazi. Bare knuckled.
  • Best April Fool's joke of all : Make another game.
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...Wait you want David to get his wife pregnant?

I never thought I'd say this, but think of the children!
 
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