Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

[Chan the Wizard]

Lol
Davey hasn't had crunch time in years.
He's just virtue signaling to gainfully employed people.
He just got demoted to part time. The only crunch he hears is the metaphorical one that represents his life being smashed into the garbage.

 

[Jan_Hus]

Sometimes, the joy of hard work and finishing a project that actually means something is its own reward... To know that even with the stress, sweat, blood and tears caused by "crunch time" you've produced something of quality is a very wonderful feeling. Of course Gallant wouldn't know anything about that since his only finished product is a piss poor "digital bowel movement" that got him fired...

 

[Army Burger]

Sometimes, the joy of hard work and finishing a project that actually means something is its own reward... To know that even with the stress, sweat, blood and tears caused by "crunch time" you've produced something of quality is a very wonderful feeling. Of course Gallant wouldn't know anything about that since his only finished product is a piss poor video game that got him fired...

"I Get Cucked Every Day"

"Video Game"

Pick one

 

[Jan_Hus]

"I Get Cucked Every Day"

"Video Game"

Pick one

There we go, I fixed it.

 

[Army Burger]

Cucked by Keurig

 

[AnOminous]

Considering Ass Boy's tech skills, he'll probably set the place on fire like Chris-Chan burning down his own house.

 

[Army Burger]

Cucked by CityTV and Ann Coulter

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Every time I catch up on this thread I expect David getting a divorce.

 

[AnOminous]

Every time I catch up on this thread I expect David getting a divorce.

I'm always amazed to think he somehow has a wife. I'm sure his dick is dryer than the Gobi Desert, though, and his wife's pussy only enjoys visits from Tyrone and Jamal.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Considering Ass Boy's tech skills, he'll probably set the place on fire like Chris-Chan burning down his own house.

David should be nicknamed Cuck-chan.

 

[Army Burger]

"REEEEEEEEEE don't you dare insult my fellow small-dicked faggot REEEEEEEEEE"

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

"REEEEEEEEEE don't you dare insult my fellow small-dicked faggot REEEEEEEEEE"

I can't imagine it would be hard to dunk on Chu? Isn't he a typical below five foot Chairman Mao looking degenerate?

 

[Quasar]

Didn't "Dunk On" stop being the phrase of the week for these idiots a while back? Even Nora Reed stopped using it, iirc

 

[heathercho]

I can't imagine it would be hard to dunk on Chu? Isn't he a typical below five foot Chairman Mao looking degenerate?

Everytime Daveykins mentions Arthur Chu, I hear this song in my mind...

Spoiler: Mr. Chu, on my lips - Chu! Sweetly - Chu! You’re like my dream, you're my Mr. Chu

He's just that much of a faggot.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

I can't imagine it would be hard to dunk on Chu? Isn't he a typical below five foot Chairman Mao looking degenerate?

You're being really unfair to Mao Zedong, he was almost six feet tall.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

"REEEEEEEEEE don't you dare insult my fellow small-dicked faggot REEEEEEEEEE"

Looks like Ian isn't the only Asian man David is lusting after.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

Did we ever figure out what aspect of Gamergate David finds so astonishingly sexy?

 

[AnOminous]

"REEEEEEEEEE don't you dare insult my fellow small-dicked faggot REEEEEEEEEE"

So Ass Boy, who sends unsolicited nudes to random women, supports a guy who covered up rapes.

Sounds totally unproblematic to me!

Looks like Ian isn't the only Asian man David is lusting after.

Can we look forward to some more love poetry from Ass Boy?

The Love Song of D. Simon Gallant perhaps?

 

[Begemot]

Did we ever figure out what aspect of Gamergate David finds so astonishingly sexy?

Probably the idea of women of colour who support gamergate being erased and othered and called fat white basement dwellers. He's an unrepentant racist after all.

 

[Army Burger]

TANGO DOWN