Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

[MightyBiteySnake]

Tbqh we should just make a "Pedo" tag for Nyberg and all the ilk that publicly defend him.

See how quick that shuts em up.

If your history includes being a pedophile apologist, then you 100% have nothing to be proud of, David.

Yes Davey, you and every other "white" person is personally responsible for the settling of the new world, the rise of capitalism, the Trail of Tears, and Everybody Loves Raymond.

Now go whip yourself like a good little ally.

 

[Jaimas]

If your history includes being a pedophile apologist, then you 100% have nothing to be proud of, David.

David, you self-flagellating piece of ass candling.

You're another vitriolic male feminist who has adopted the Social Justice definition of racism, which holds that only one race can be guilty of it. You outright excuse racial prejudice and hatred by your own side (how's Benjanun Sriduangkaew doing? I know she's part of the Norasphere like you). You claim that Whites own collective guilt for all the things our ancestors have done, but you fucking ignore the unspeakable atrocities committed by literally every other race.

Africans, Arabs, Asians, Indians - every fucking race in the history of humanity has conducted genocide, slavery, and racism. In your worldview, Arab oppression of blacks and caucasians never happened, the entire barrage of genocides in Africa under myriad petty tyrants never happened, and the fact that of the various countries that still have slavery, basically all of them are run by non-whites just never crosses your mind.

Man, it must piss you off that it was the British (read: Whites) who ultimately started the ball rolling on ending slavery.

No wonder no one in your circle of friends fucking loves you.

 

[Army Burger]

Yep, from good old Nipissing University!

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Whatever you say, David Simon Gallant. Whatever you say.

 

[SwattedKat]

This was a few pages back but I'm gonna sperg anyway.

David, you stupid motherfucker. You don't identify as bipolar, you get diagnosed by a psychiatrist. It's a medical diagnosis, not a fucking societal construct. Pull your head out of your shit caked ass.

Also, Able-bodies shouldn't be using their mental illness as a crutch or an excuse to not be a productive member of society. Plenty of us kiwis deal with issues far beyond our latent autism and we seem to manage ok.

 

[lecher]

Yes Davey, you and every other "white" person is personally responsible for the settling of the new world, the rise of capitalism, the Trail of Tears, and Everybody Loves Raymond.

Now go whip yourself like a good little ally.

Look, David. You're a white guy with a dead-end job and zero agency.
But still you feel the need to "apologize" for your privilege.
You still feel like you're superior.

Luckily that kind of racist attitude is increasingly rare.
Nobody needs an imbecile.
Regardless of their skin color.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Jesus Christ on a fart powered go-kart.

How much further is David gonna debase himself for this fucking crowd of chucklefucks? He's already burning every bridge he can find that was left standing. Hell, he used to be proud of being French-Canadian, but I guess now he feels like he's evil.

And no, David, you can't identify as fucking bipolar, you goddamn sad sack. Go see a fucking shrink if you think you're bipolar and find out what the fuck is wrong with your thinky-goo, because there's something in there fucking up your goddamn wiring.

And take it from me, David, there's no shame in getting your shit together, going to see a mental health tech, and finally getting your head on straight, even if it means divorcing yourself from your current "friends" and starting over.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

And take it from me, David, there's no shame in getting your shit together, going to see a mental health tech, and finally getting your head on straight, even if it means divorcing yourself from your current "friends" and starting over.

But all of that takes work, and he hates doing the 'W' word so much that he actually misses being unemployed.

 

[Army Burger]

Cucked by not knowing who Johnny Ramone is

 

[Secret Asshole]

Jesus Christ on a fart powered go-kart.

How much further is David gonna debase himself for this fucking crowd of chucklefucks? He's already burning every bridge he can find that was left standing. Hell, he used to be proud of being French-Canadian, but I guess now he feels like he's evil.

And no, David, you can't identify as fucking bipolar, you goddamn sad sack. Go see a fucking shrink if you think you're bipolar and find out what the fuck is wrong with your thinky-goo, because there's something in there fucking up your goddamn wiring.

And take it from me, David, there's no shame in getting your shit together, going to see a mental health tech, and finally getting your head on straight, even if it means divorcing yourself from your current "friends" and starting over.

Finally back after awhile break, but holy shit I just have to say this.

Fuck you David. Identifying as a mental illness, you stupid fucking faggot. Real mental illness is nothing to joke about, its ruined lives. And saying as you 'identify' is a joke. You don't identify as cancer. You don't identify as depression. You are trivializing mental illness. Not to mention 'identifying' as a fucking illness is so unhealthy I can't even imagine. It boils you down to your illness. Do you really want what you are to solely be your mental illness? I guess you do, because then you can whine and cry about it so you can get those precious victim points.

People like you don't want to put in the work to get better. You don't want to seek help, because you're afraid maybe you aren't bipolar and you're just LARPing for pity points and a professional will tell you this. And if you are bipolar, you don't want to put in the work to get better. It takes work and effort, but you don't want to even bother. You just want to be a victim and whimper and cry in the corner so people will pity you. I've known people with Bipolar Disorder. Its destroyed their lives, killed their relationships and their finances. One nearly ended up permanently homeless. They struggle to pick up the pieces. Its one of the worst mental illnesses to have next to BPD and schizophrenia. They don't want to be known as their illness, they worked hard, yet its still done untold damage. And here you are, 'identifying' as something as life ruining so you can get pity points and not even bothering to seek help. Just so you can play the victim card.

Fuck you and everyone like you. You disgust me.

 

[heathercho]

But all of that takes work, and he hates doing the 'W' word so much that he actually misses being unemployed.

But he loves being the other "W" word - worthless.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

But all of that takes work, and he hates doing the 'W' word so much that he actually misses being unemployed.

The "W" word he hates the most is "Wiping."

 

[AnOminous]

Punk is apolitical and sometimes nihilistically hostile to the whole idea of politics. When it is political, though, it's usually extreme left or extreme right. Does Ass Boy think the DK's were just joking about the Nazi punks they were telling to fuck off? They weren't. They were talking about (actual literal) Nazi punks, often in their audience, who they wanted to fuck off.

 

[Army Burger]

Now if David had any sort of talent or motivation, he would use that tweet to inspire himself to get working on stuff. But nope, he'll just jerk it to GamerGate and IMC instead.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

If David had any talent or motivation there's a 95% chance he never would have gotten a thread, and a 100% chance it wouldn't be this long.

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

If David had any talent or motivation there's a 95% chance he never would have gotten a thread, and a 100% chance it wouldn't be this long.

This thread is probably also the only on David that is long.

 

[Army Burger]

Cucked by work once again

 

[AnOminous]

This thread is probably also the only on David that is long.

Other than the dingleberries on his unwiped ass.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Cucked by work once again

What does he even mean by this? Does he think crunch time only refers to paid work that requires deadlines to be met even if you have to scramble to get the work finished? We called finals week "crunch time" in school. I've heard pregnant women refer to the last couple of weeks of pregnancy as "crunch time." The last week of shopping before Christmas is called "crunch time." Literally any time period just before a specific date, goal, or milestone that also requires work or effort is "crunch time."

And no one gets to bitch about "shitty labour practices" when drinking a soda made from a multi-national corporation known for exploitative hiring practices, bogarting water in third world countries, and company sanctioned violence against union organizers. If they are "reppin" for crunch time AND they are a crapfest of a company, why is this touchy-feely worm spending money on their beverages.

Seriously, Dave. Think this shit through before you mindlessly virtue signal.

 

[AnOminous]

And no one gets to bitch about "shitty labour practices" when drinking a soda made from a multi-national corporation known for exploitative hiring practices, bogarting water in third world countries, and company sanctioned violence against union organizers. If they are "reppin" for crunch time AND they are a crapfest of a company, why is this touchy-feely worm spending money on their beverages.

I'd be surprised if Ass Boy even knows about anything outside his hipster First World bubble.

If I had to guess, Ass Boy probably heard "crunch time" from some Bill Lumbergh style management type at some minimum wage Ass Boy job and he only resented it because it is something that actually happened to him.

He couldn't give two shits about the Coca-Cola Company literally using slavery and murdering natives.