Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

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"Losing it"...

David, you're on a farm. You've just been moved out to the back paddock for a bit - that is until you do something hilarious and stupid, which you will, then you'll be back up at the barn with the other top milkers. You're such a needy cow, it will be rather soon I imagine.
 
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Cucked by being Canadian
 
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Ok, I've always wondered - does anyone have any idea what's behind him? That black thing?
This is David Gallant, so the only reasonable things I could think of were BBC edition fist on a stuck or the tail end to a cow tail butt plug.

I've always assumed it was a horse dildo.

Edit: I wonder how shitty his new job is.
That was a really quick turnaround from application to interview to hire. Sounds like a soul crushing revolving door type of place.
 
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Funny thing is is that Canakit is Canadian. They're in North Vancouver BC, chances are good they're shipping through Canada Post as they can be pretty expensive.


Also I read that David will be working with PC's and SmartTV's...I wouldn't trust any of my things with David.

I should mention that it sounds like David here could be working at Shaw seeing as how they were hiring out East. If that's the case he will never leave his desk and will just explain how to do things through the phone.
 
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Edit: I wonder how shitty his new job is.
That was a really quick turnaround from application to interview to hire. Sounds like a soul crushing revolving door type of place.

Ontario has quite a few call centers in his area. They set up there because there aren't a lot of jobs at lower education levels so people are desperate and will take a lot of shit. The pay is minimum wage or just very slightly above it, he won't have a consistent shift, most of the centers are 24 hours so he'll get switched from days to nights based on his attendance and whatever other points. He won't get two days off in a row. It's not as easy to fire someone in Canada as it is in the US so if you don't meet your metrics you lose points and the more points you lose the shittier your shift is which drives the bad employees to either quit or get stuck starting work at 9pm with Tuesdays and Sundays off. I assume this is the job he got or something similar I can't imagine him being anything other than 1st level support because these companies don't usually outsource their actual important stuff, they use 1st level to run the customer through simple fixes like shutting their computer on and off.

I worked a call center job not too far away from where David is now when I was going through university, like you say there is a lot of turn over which is fine with the company people are very easy to replace, they always have training classes running. Personally I would rather be dead then do inbound tech support again, it's absolutely awful.
 
Ontario has quite a few call centers in his area. They set up there because there aren't a lot of jobs at lower education levels so people are desperate and will take a lot of shit. The pay is minimum wage or just very slightly above it, he won't have a consistent shift, most of the centers are 24 hours so he'll get switched from days to nights based on his attendance and whatever other points. He won't get two days off in a row. It's not as easy to fire someone in Canada as it is in the US so if you don't meet your metrics you lose points and the more points you lose the shittier your shift is which drives the bad employees to either quit or get stuck starting work at 9pm with Tuesdays and Sundays off. I assume this is the job he got or something similar I can't imagine him being anything other than 1st level support because these companies don't usually outsource their actual important stuff, they use 1st level to run the customer through simple fixes like shutting their computer on and off.

I worked a call center job not too far away from where David is now when I was going through university, like you say there is a lot of turn over which is fine with the company people are very easy to replace, they always have training classes running. Personally I would rather be dead then do inbound tech support again, it's absolutely awful.

Seems about right. Wonder how many people quit the job
 
What is David's education background? Why is he stuck in this retail/call center rut?
 
What is David's education background? Why is he stuck in this retail/call center rut?
David has an English degree from Nipissing University in North Bay, Ontario. After he graduated from there in 2006, he worked at a call centre, then later at an EB Games, before moving on to the Canada Revenue Agency, and we all know what happened there.
 

You can get temp shit fast while you wait for the ID to be sent to you. Since when does a Canadian health card expire? You get a new one when you're 21 and it's good for your province. What's next? His SIN card expiring too? only thing that will expire is your photo ID/ licence.
 
You can get temp shit fast while you wait for the ID to be sent to you. Since when does a Canadian health card expire? You get a new one when you're 21 and it's good for your province. What's next? His SIN card expiring too? only thing that will expire is your photo ID/ licence.
I'm not to gloat about this guy losing the job opportunity, as much as I despise him. He's been beaten down so much because he's part of the rat-king.
 
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