Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

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Went over to Mastadon to check it out. I should have known when someone said they had native CW tools that it would a wretched hive of scum and faggotry. David himself hasn't said anything interesting lately (though he seems to keep pointing out his own internet infamy for reasons that seem pretty goddamn counterproductive), but he has boosted a lot of exceptional shit from fellow quivering pussies.

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Why doesn't David just go to Friendica? Does he that service because he heard it from other people? Does he know that sites like GNU Social/ PostActiv can connect to you on it and they don't care about "toxic" bullshit.
 
Quarry...has anyone talked about Buzzfeed having the photo of David naked on their website? http://archive.is/z37cq one of these people are not like the others...Can you guess which one?
I actually really like that idea. Fair's fair, right?
I'm not into dudes, but goddamn those are some good-looking guys. Well, with the exception of. . .you know.

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A bloo bloo bloo, poor baby.
Just, how?

Cucked forever.
Jesus Christ, Dave, you had it in the fucking bag! How did you manage to cock up an opportunity so fast?

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Whether it be a pic from 10 years ago or from today, David always looks like that guy from down the street who got busted for CP.
David's beard makes me gag. Fucking groom that shit, Jesus. It always looks like the bottom of it gets stuck in his glass of water or something.

You know, if you stare at it, it looks like one of those Photoshop texture brushes.
 
I actually really like that idea. Fair's fair, right?
I'm not into dudes, but goddamn those are some good-looking guys. Well, with the exception of. . .you know.




Jesus Christ, Dave, you had it in the fucking bag! How did you manage to cock up an opportunity so fast?


David's beard makes me gag. Fucking groom that shit, Jesus. It always looks like the bottom of it gets stuck in his glass of water or something.

You know, if you stare at it, it looks like one of those Photoshop texture brushes.

That Buzzfeed article existed before this thread did yet David blames us for his photo being out there.
 
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Yes David, it is known that you take it in the ass every day. The only way you could be more obvious about this would be if you changed your first name to Faggot.

Mimic Jake Alley and Mark Boyd, you pathetic waste of a human zygote. You know you fucking want to.

Troon it up, destroy what's left of your ability to function in the real world, and embrace your destiny as a fucking laughingstock.
 
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