Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

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David continues to act even more like a total cuck
 
Well, probably. It's also possible that you're totally sincere, and being part of a community that openly hates you has driven you insane with self-loathing.

Well, that's the thing: See, he's been cucked enough in the last week that he's currently transforming into The Incredible Cuck™. The apology spree he shitposted to Twitter is his last-ditch attempt to delay the inevitable.

Once the transformation is complete, his personality will completely flop over and he'll embrace his heritage as a white-male shitlord. After pounding down bottles of Fireball Whiskey and Wild Irish Rose, he'll then stalk the streets of Brampton, where he'll visit the first "safe space" he can find and perform "corrective rape" on any marginalized PoC lesbians present. Along the way, he'll put the boots to a homeless person and play the knockout game with at least one tranny.

More likely -- he'll just visit Wendy's, order a combo meal, eat it, and throw a large soda that's three-quarters full in the trash bin.
 
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David continues to act even more like a total cuck

I'm going to accept that as a challenge, Daveykins.

David, @Jaimas from the Kiwi Farms here. I know we've rarely seen eye-to-eye in the past, and that we disagree on a great many things, but I'm writing this now because of two reasons:

1. I have more respect for you than any of your associates.
This may seem odd, but you, unlike the rest of your clique, actually have talent. IGTCED isn't great, but it has potential to be infinitely better than it is - a few other calls, more variety, and... Do anything you have to to make the art style look less zero-effort (it can be cartoony or the like, but zero-effort MSPaint adventures-style just isn't cutting it). The fact that you screwed up your career with IGTCED kind of sucks, but it need not be the end of the road with you.

Hell, commission a cartoonist to do art for your game. I'm sure you can find one for relatively cheap. I can even recommend a few people, depending on the art style you want. Your voice-work is fine and with a little more effort there's a decent concept here. Something like IGTCED is relatively solid and with more time and care, what is the sort of game I make fun of on the Let's Sperg section of this website could have been the sort of thing I point to as an example of a better game. This means, unlike the zero-talent "game devs" in your clique who believe a completely linear non-interactive "experience" programmed in Twine, you actually can do better.

And I'd really like to see where you're capable of going with that.

Your game is worth more than a thousand Patriarchy Simulators or That Really Hot Chicks, and I will hear no argument. Hell, it has levity, runs correctly, and didn't steal its content, so it's better than Minor/Major by default, and that game had a full Steam release! You have potential, man. Reach for it.

2. You are being abused.
And no - I don't mean by the Farms.

You have been fed a line of bullshit about an ideology that is designed to feed on people like you - the sort of odd, socially-isolated, and vulnerable, especially on Social Media. You've been told over and over again that in order to be a good person, you need to attack people your clique designates as "enemies," but in truth you've been taken into a cult of personality that cares nothing for you and indeed, thinks of you as nothing more than a disposable asset. You're automatically guilty of Original Sin in their eyes by being white and male, but what really clinches it, and what really shows just how true this is? How quick they were to declare you, yourself, an enemy.

You're banned on Gamerghazi, and you're blocked by virtually all of the big names in Gamergate's opposition - and this is despite you being a tireless advocate to your side and their cause. Why is this? Why are you treated so badly despite invariably parroting the party line? You attacked The Fine Young Capitalists, John Bain, Jesse Singal, and more, presumably to support the cause. But your reward has been ostracization, hatred, and isolation. You are, despite all loyalty, treated as an other.

The reason is twofold:
A). You have no self-respect.
B). You simply aren't that valuable - just one more male feminist in an avalanche of male feminists, one who can be forgotten without consequence in their eyes. You have neither money, power, nor sufficient fame to be of value.

You've fallen into the same trap many lolcows we've covered here who also are followers of your ideology have - believing that you can get your way into the good graces of the Social Justice cliques through good works and acting in a suitable fashion. Unfortunately, what you've failed to notice is that your ideology has beaten you so thoroughly to your knees that you've forgotten how to be human. You don't stand up for yourself. You don't fess up when you've wronged someone, and you don't bother to acknowledge when someone outside your clique tries to get through to you - and this is intentional. You've been told - and shown - that the punishment for wrongthink is to be labelled an apostate and treated with the same dignity and respect the clique shows its enemies.

You have been exposed to something that literally has gained control of you in a fashion not unlike religious fundamentalism. It's ground you down to the point where it's turned you into something unworthy of respect, and unworthy of noticing by groups other than the Farms. Nobody else is capable of giving this advice to you. You continue to champion your cause, despite the fact that the cause treats you like a pariah because it's all you've known, and even now, you don't want to lose more - but your side will never respect you, and will continue to grind you down until you've got nothing left to give - as it has countless others, all the while creating a thousand more David Gallants to subject the same treatment to.

There's a better way - and it's a way that leads you away from being a lolcow, David.

That way is self-improvement and reflection. Follow me, David, and I will show you how to fix your life, in three easy steps.

1. You need to spend time away from Social Media, away from the clique, and away from Social Justice. Take some time solely for yourself. Re-connect with old friends from your childhood, with your parents, with people from a time in your life when things were better. Call your parents, or pre-Social Media friends. Touch base and explain what's happened to you over the course of the year. Reach out to them for support in this time of need.

Send some time away from the swirling, incandescent idiocy of Social Media and do something that makes you happy for once. Build something in Minecraft. Catch some Pokemon. Make creative use of the Compton effect. Build a couch-fort and watch shitty movies just because you can. Self-actualize. Take a solid week to do this, to calm your shit, and reflect on things. Stay close to family and IRL friends.

During this time, I want you to take a moment to ponder something: The disparities between what the group you've supported online teaches and how these do not mesh with reality. You know these disparities exist, and you cannot, possibly, at this point, claim ignorance of them. Keep asking questions like these. Hell, consult your parents, help establish context. Foster relationships away from Social Media. That cesspool only wants to drag you down. Don't let it.


2. Continue improve yourself. Apologize to people who you knowingly have hurt, and accept responsibility. This will result in the clique turning against you, but since most of them have already either blocked you or labelled you Haram, you are excused from giving any fucks about what they think about you. Block any of them that try to start shit with you. Make medium posts or something to reach the people who you can't reach on Social Media. The first step to self-improvement is to acknowledge your faults, and work towards making things right.

Turn away from the Nora Reeds, the Kiva Bays, the Brianna Wus of the internet - they have thousands of other followers and you will not be missed - and moreover, you know they're fucking toxic. It's a non-stop circle-jerk of trying to prove themselves right and self-victimize to show how much of an oppressed shitstain they are. None of them is worth your time or effort, and will never appreciate your help. Move beyond them. Focus on IGTCED, and what other games you can make. Try other platforms - RPGMaker, Adventure Games Studio, and similar dev-kits. See if you can flex your creativity in cool new ways. Focus on getting a project done that you can then use to show others what you can do. Take some pride in your work - you're worth it.

Critically: Build self-confidence. You doubtlessly have some good points. Stick to them. Strengthen yourself. Be better than you're made out to be. A man does not become a doormat unless he allows himself to be one, David. You are more than that - so prove it. And fuck anyone who tries to stop you from straightening your shit out.


3. Reflect on matters. The core tenant of any lolcow - that which condemns them to coverage on these boards - is hubris. Someone genuinely capable of self-reflection and self-improvement cannot, by very definition, be a profitable lolcow. You'll doubtlessly get a few tryhards trying to drag you down, but at that point they've become the Batman Caller, and nobody will have any respect for them at that point. Ponder how you can move forward and keep pushing onward. Never be satisfied with resting on your laurels, and never allow yourself to be mired by the idiocy that brought you here again. Share your experiences afterwards, so other would-be David Gallants know there's a better path out there.


Do these, and you will not only be free of the chains that hold you down on Social Media, but the Farms will have no reason to cover you - and you will be added to the very elite few that is reformed cows. The only thing the Farms cheers more than this is when a Pedophile goes to jail.
 



This is literally 'original sin'. This is a cult.

He's done. He's broken. Not even cucked. Just a whimpering blubbery mess.

He's actually trying to virtue signal via the fact that he is somehow innately male and evil and eternally prone to sexual assault.

He's actually turning the abuse of women in his community about him. Imagine having to live up to being a 'good ally' every day.
 

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David continues to act even more like a total cuck
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I'm really not sure if he actually believes this crap or if he's just virtue signaling. It's just so silly it sounds like a parody. Are all men werewolves now, but instead of turning we just go around harassing women uncontrollably during full moons?

Grow a back bone Dave and learn to respect yourself for crying out loud.
 
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I'm really not sure if he actually believes this crap or if he's just virtue signaling. It's just so silly it sounds like a parody. Are all men werewolves now, but instead of turning we just go around harassing women uncontrollably during full moons?

Grow a back bone Dave and learn to respect yourself for crying out loud.

Or suck a tailpipe you sniveling little pudding of a man.
 
I'm going to accept that as a challenge, Daveykins.

David, @Jaimas from the Kiwi Farms here. I know we've rarely seen eye-to-eye in the past, and that we disagree on a great many things, but I'm writing this now because of two reasons:

1. I have more respect for you than any of your associates.
This may seem odd, but you, unlike the rest of your clique, actually have talent. IGTCED isn't great, but it has potential to be infinitely better than it is - a few other calls, more variety, and... Do anything you have to to make the art style look less zero-effort (it can be cartoony or the like, but zero-effort MSPaint adventures-style just isn't cutting it). The fact that you screwed up your career with IGTCED kind of sucks, but it need not be the end of the road with you.

Hell, commission a cartoonist to do art for your game. I'm sure you can find one for relatively cheap. I can even recommend a few people, depending on the art style you want. Your voice-work is fine and with a little more effort there's a decent concept here. Something like IGTCED is relatively solid and with more time and care, what is the sort of game I make fun of on the Let's Sperg section of this website could have been the sort of thing I point to as an example of a better game. This means, unlike the zero-talent "game devs" in your clique who believe a completely linear non-interactive "experience" programmed in Twine, you actually can do better.

And I'd really like to see where you're capable of going with that.

Your game is worth more than a thousand Patriarchy Simulators or That Really Hot Chicks, and I will hear no argument. Hell, it has levity, runs correctly, and didn't steal its content, so it's better than Minor/Major by default, and that game had a full Steam release! You have potential, man. Reach for it.

2. You are being abused.
And no - I don't mean by the Farms.

You have been fed a line of bullshit about an ideology that is designed to feed on people like you - the sort of odd, socially-isolated, and vulnerable, especially on Social Media. You've been told over and over again that in order to be a good person, you need to attack people your clique designates as "enemies," but in truth you've been taken into a cult of personality that cares nothing for you and indeed, thinks of you as nothing more than a disposable asset. You're automatically guilty of Original Sin in their eyes by being white and male, but what really clinches it, and what really shows just how true this is? How quick they were to declare you, yourself, an enemy.

You're banned on Gamerghazi, and you're blocked by virtually all of the big names in Gamergate's opposition - and this is despite you being a tireless advocate to your side and their cause. Why is this? Why are you treated so badly despite invariably parroting the party line? You attacked The Fine Young Capitalists, John Bain, Jesse Singal, and more, presumably to support the cause. But your reward has been ostracization, hatred, and isolation. You are, despite all loyalty, treated as an other.

The reason is twofold:
A). You have no self-respect.
B). You simply aren't that valuable - just one more male feminist in an avalanche of male feminists, one who can be forgotten without consequence in their eyes. You have neither money, power, nor sufficient fame to be of value.

You've fallen into the same trap many lolcows we've covered here who also are followers of your ideology have - believing that you can get your way into the good graces of the Social Justice cliques through good works and acting in a suitable fashion. Unfortunately, what you've failed to notice is that your ideology has beaten you so thoroughly to your knees that you've forgotten how to be human. You don't stand up for yourself. You don't fess up when you've wronged someone, and you don't bother to acknowledge when someone outside your clique tries to get through to you - and this is intentional. You've been told - and shown - that the punishment for wrongthink is to be labelled an apostate and treated with the same dignity and respect the clique shows its enemies.

You have been exposed to something that literally has gained control of you in a fashion not unlike religious fundamentalism. It's ground you down to the point where it's turned you into something unworthy of respect, and unworthy of noticing by groups other than the Farms. Nobody else is capable of giving this advice to you. You continue to champion your cause, despite the fact that the cause treats you like a pariah because it's all you've known, and even now, you don't want to lose more - but your side will never respect you, and will continue to grind you down until you've got nothing left to give - as it has countless others, all the while creating a thousand more David Gallants to subject the same treatment to.

There's a better way - and it's a way that leads you away from being a lolcow, David.

That way is self-improvement and reflection. Follow me, David, and I will show you how to fix your life, in three easy steps.

1. You need to spend time away from Social Media, away from the clique, and away from Social Justice. Take some time solely for yourself. Re-connect with old friends from your childhood, with your parents, with people from a time in your life when things were better. Call your parents, or pre-Social Media friends. Touch base and explain what's happened to you over the course of the year. Reach out to them for support in this time of need.

Send some time away from the swirling, incandescent idiocy of Social Media and do something that makes you happy for once. Build something in Minecraft. Catch some Pokemon. Make creative use of the Compton effect. Build a couch-fort and watch shitty movies just because you can. Self-actualize. Take a solid week to do this, to calm your shit, and reflect on things. Stay close to family and IRL friends.

During this time, I want you to take a moment to ponder something: The disparities between what the group you've supported online teaches and how these do not mesh with reality. You know these disparities exist, and you cannot, possibly, at this point, claim ignorance of them. Keep asking questions like these. Hell, consult your parents, help establish context. Foster relationships away from Social Media. That cesspool only wants to drag you down. Don't let it.


2. Continue improve yourself. Apologize to people who you knowingly have hurt, and accept responsibility. This will result in the clique turning against you, but since most of them have already either blocked you or labelled you Haram, you are excused from giving any fucks about what they think about you. Block any of them that try to start shit with you. Make medium posts or something to reach the people who you can't reach on Social Media. The first step to self-improvement is to acknowledge your faults, and work towards making things right.

Turn away from the Nora Reeds, the Kiva Bays, the Brianna Wus of the internet - they have thousands of other followers and you will not be missed - and moreover, you know they're fucking toxic. It's a non-stop circle-jerk of trying to prove themselves right and self-victimize to show how much of an oppressed shitstain they are. None of them is worth your time or effort, and will never appreciate your help. Move beyond them. Focus on IGTCED, and what other games you can make. Try other platforms - RPGMaker, Adventure Games Studio, and similar dev-kits. See if you can flex your creativity in cool new ways. Focus on getting a project done that you can then use to show others what you can do. Take some pride in your work - you're worth it.

Critically: Build self-confidence. You doubtlessly have some good points. Stick to them. Strengthen yourself. Be better than you're made out to be. A man does not become a doormat unless he allows himself to be one, David. You are more than that - so prove it. And fuck anyone who tries to stop you from straightening your shit out.


3. Reflect on matters. The core tenant of any lolcow - that which condemns them to coverage on these boards - is hubris. Someone genuinely capable of self-reflection and self-improvement cannot, by very definition, be a profitable lolcow. You'll doubtlessly get a few tryhards trying to drag you down, but at that point they've become the Batman Caller, and nobody will have any respect for them at that point. Ponder how you can move forward and keep pushing onward. Never be satisfied with resting on your laurels, and never allow yourself to be mired by the idiocy that brought you here again. Share your experiences afterwards, so other would-be David Gallants know there's a better path out there.


Do these, and you will not only be free of the chains that hold you down on Social Media, but the Farms will have no reason to cover you - and you will be added to the very elite few that is reformed cows. The only thing the Farms cheers more than this is when a Pedophile goes to jail.
with a little love, IGTCED could be the next "Papers, Please"
 
Doesn't he protect his tweets every night before he shuffles fatly off to bed, or is that somebody else?
 
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Doesn't he protect his tweets every night before he shuffles fatly off to bed, or is that somebody else?

Someone else, but this isn't the first time he's went private.
His little self-flagellation tweet-a-thon last night got him some attention and it wasn't good. Mainly his allies saying only someone who is already a danger would say that and others dug up his "I masturbate to gamergate."
 
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