Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

[Army Burger]

David is just your average bland milquetoast middle-class white guy, but part of what makes him so fascinating is his ability to get cucked by everyone & everything. Always.

What I don't get is why doesn't he just buy one from his work? Surely his employee discount would make it worth it?

 

[Jaimas]

What I don't get is why doesn't he just buy one from his work? Surely his employee discount would make it worth it?

As a PS4 Owner: What the fuck is it that he's so worked-up over and has to buy anyway? I can only think of a handful of games for the console, that are exclusives, like Senran Kagura: Estival Versus, an--

...David are you after the forbidden animu fanservice games your side believes are responsible for all ills in the world? You naughty boy.

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

David S Gallant is buying a ps4 because his $600 check from valve came.

 

[AnOminous]

David is just your average bland milquetoast middle-class white guy, but part of what makes him so fascinating is his ability to get cucked by everyone & everything. Always.

He truly does get cucked every day.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

I bet the poor phone service rep that had to talk to David about his phone bill cucked him good.

Maybe talking w/ David will inspire this person to make their own game about their job at a call center that will be 10x as successful as "I Get Cucked Everyday" cucking him yet again.

 

[Army Burger]

Latest stats for I Get Cucked Every Day

 

[Loxiozzz]

Two bucks holy shit that's a lot for this game. It's just not worth it.

 

[Terence Trent D'ARPA]

What I don't get is why doesn't he just buy one from his work? Surely his employee discount would make it worth it?

First of all, I'm surprised that any retailer still price-matches Amazon after stunts like this. They should have called him a cuck and kicked his ass out . . .

Or maybe when he was at Best Buy, he should have inquired about the refurbished Xbox One machines they sell for about $200 USD. He could also pick up a refurbished Wii U, straight from the Nintendo Store, for about that same price. Of course, he won't get the Xbox because of something about Microsoft and its scantily-clad dancers at an exposition once. And we all know why he won't get the Wii . . .

And finally, why shouldn't he go for a refurbished or open-box unit? So what if there are scratches on the case? He's just going to faggot it up with stickers anyway!

 

[Army Burger]

Two bucks holy shit that's a lot for this game. It's just not worth it.

I only paid $2.79 CDN for Age of Empires II HD Edition. $2 for a digital experience that lasts at most 5 minutes is never going to be worth it.

 

[breadandcircuses]

I know that I Get This Call Every Day is some kind of five minute Gone Home style walking simulator, but... was this game Kickstarted? Or IndieGoGoed? Or GoFundedMe?

I'm just curious, because if he crowdsourced this game, he should have had the money to hire an artist to make good STATIC screens for the game.

Hell, the dude had a job. How hard could it be to save a few hundred bucks to pay for art assets?

 

[Army Burger]

I know that I Get This Call Every Day is some kind of five minute Gone Home style walking simulator, but... was this game Kickstarted? Or IndieGoGoed? Or GoFundedMe?

I'm just curious, because if he crowdsourced this game, he should have had the money to hire an artist to make good STATIC screens for the game.

Hell, the dude had a job. How hard could it be to save a few hundred bucks to pay for art assets?

He made the game as a labour of love, so no crowdfunding was involved with it, as far as I know.

He says that the MS Paint art was an intentional artistic autistic direction, AKA he was too lazy to put any real effort into it.

And to think he got fired from a good job for making something so shitty. Isn't that something.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Another fine achievement in autism.

 

[Anightinchristine]

David is just your average bland milquetoast middle-class white guy, but part of what makes him so fascinating is his ability to get cucked by everyone & everything. Always.

He honestly reminds me of a cartoon character in that regard. Like a human version of Wile E. Coyote and whatever it is he desires is the Roadrunner.

 

[AnOminous]

And to think he got fired from a good job for making something so shitty. Isn't that something.

I don't actually see much fireable in it, other than just maybe being so shitty they were embarrassed to be associated with it at all. I bet that like Alison Rapp, they were already looking for an excuse to fire him for just being an insufferable little toad.

 

[Army Burger]

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Today on The Wheels of Justice: "David comes to the realization that he, too, is one of the dreaded whiteboys. The troon cabal meets to decide whether he has enough money to viably contribute to their Patreons or to expel him from the Depression/Anxiety ingroup."

 

[Army Burger]

Well, I can't say he's wrong about that

 

[Handsome Pete]

Gonna save @Jaimas a post and just say that, dude, David, your public self-flagellation about how you're not "one of the good ones" serves no purpose but to make people think you're one of the good ones because you acknowledge it.

Well, probably. It's also possible that you're totally sincere, and being part of a community that openly hates you has driven you insane with self-loathing.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I think David Gallant is saying he'll try to rape you, if given the chance.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

I think David Gallant is saying he'll try to rape you, if given the chance.

If he's desperate enough to spank his frank over a hashtag, then who knows what he'd do in the presence of a woman!