Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

[Feline Darkmage]

He originally planned to, but he made a big show of refusing to sell it there because Valve took a neutral position on Gamergate, rather than the frothing-at-the-mouth, drive-away-their-most-profitable-consumer-base anti position he apparently wanted them to take.

With these types it's always "neutrals are really just pro GG in disguise" and if not, they "may as well be"

 

[Army Burger]

Maybe just use the internet less? That way everyone wins.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Maybe just use the internet less? That way everyone wins.

lol he googled his own name what a cuck

 

[Quasar]

Lol, if that annoys him, I have a feeling this thread is about to blow up

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

"That site" the one that reposts your hairy ass and says your "game" is shit. Yup. THAT SITE.

Come play with us, David....

 

[Loxiozzz]

Maybe just use the internet less? That way everyone wins.

That just makes me want to write more.

 

[chimpburgers]

Maybe just use the internet less? That way everyone wins.

Fuck you David, I'll write more.....a whole lot more in this thread, just to piss you off. I'll even have it featured when there's nothing going on so it grows even faster, cuck.

 

[Quasar]

I think my head just exploded:

https://kiwifarms.net/media/huh.2056/full?lightbox=1&last_edit_date=1466027730

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe just use the internet less? That way everyone wins.

Maybe not be such a narcissistic cocksucker that you have a Google Alert for your own name despite being completely fucking insignificant?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

He should change his alert to "David Galant successful" or "David Galant handsome".

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Lol, lets feature the thread and get him to get more alerts as we index more pages

 

[ActualKiwi]

I think my head just exploded:

https://kiwifarms.net/media/huh.2056/full?lightbox=1&last_edit_date=1466027730

And by "play this game" he means "leave it running in the background while doing other shit to artificially boost my playtime".
At least 1/3 of the reviews are negative, yet it still shows as "Mostly Positive" on Steam. I pity any fools who buy this pile of failure.

 

[AnOminous]

Fuck you David, I'll write more.....a whole lot more in this thread, just to piss you off. I'll even have it featured when there's nothing going on so it grows even faster, cuck.

I think he's begging for a Lolcow Wiki article. The thing is, he's so utterly insignificant it would be hard to think of anything notable about him.

 

[Wood Glue]

More like

 

[Army Burger]

To quote a popular Disney movie from a couple years ago: "Let it go"

 

[AP 297]

To quote a popular Disney movie from a couple years ago: "Let it go"

Dave is too used to his safespace on twitter. I don't think he understands that blocking is a 2 way street. When you block someone with your friends, the person you block urges all their friends to block you right back in one form or another.

Blocking creates enemies and right now Dave needs to learn to be a seller and be neutral. If Dave can't stand them, there is always mute.

 

[Army Burger]

You should try getting a job in the civil service. I hear in Canada it's pretty hard to get fired from one.

 

[AnOminous]

To quote a popular Disney movie from a couple years ago: "Let it go"

This angry pussy needs to calm down. The guy didn't shoot his dog or some shit.

You should try getting a job in the civil service. I hear in Canada it's pretty hard to get fired from one.

This spastic never ever had a life. Of any kind. Any commute keeping him from making himself even more of a laughingstock on the Internet is a favor.

 

[Army Burger]

"Not asking for any particular reason"

 

[Coldgrip]

"Not asking for any particular reason"

All the porn on the internet and he wants to spank it to that.

I didn't know it was humanly possible to be that sad and not be suicidal.