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They have no friends, they have 'allies'.
Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist
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Still ass-blasted about Bill Maher
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Cucked by his inability to accept the fact that Ian made the right decision
Write a sad story using only three words? I've got some for you, Davey! Feel free to use any:
- Cucked by life
- Can't wipe ass
- Made shitty game
- Ignored by senpai
- Got no friends
- REEEEs all day
- Has punchable face
Now that I think about it, I find it amusing that many of these can also apply to other Rat King members, too.
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A sad story in three words: David Simon Gallant
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Still ass-blasted about Bill Maher
Empathy Games? Sorry, David.
Even if we wanna ignore the Newgrounds games I mentioned in your game review, Papers, Please! came out quite some time before it.
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If you hate your life so much David, make some changes. Spend less time online. Pick up a hobby that isn't related to video games or tabletop RPGS. Try working out, pick up a sport. Do something exciting for once in your pathetic life. Be the change you want to see in the world.
Not that I actually expect you to follow advice that'll actually benefit you, but hey, it's worth a shot.
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If you hate your life so much David, make some changes. Spend less time online. Pick up a hobby that isn't related to video games or tabletop RPGS. Try working out, pick up a sport. Do something exciting for once in your pathetic life. Be the change you want to see in the world.
Not that I actually expect you to follow advice that'll actually benefit you, but hey, it's worth a shot.
David, you had half this subforum telling you how to improve your life. Step one is getting the fuck away from Nora Reed and stop carrying the water of people who have never and will never give a fuck about you. Step two is getting back in touch with IRL family and friends. Step three is distancing yourself from Social Media until such a time that you don't come across as a fucking cultist. Step four involves a happier David Gallant who is potentially less of a Lolcow. I can't think of a single person we've covered who we've been potentially gentler on when they didn't deserve it, even knowing all the myriad things you've done to people due to your own fucking hubris.
You won't fucking do any of those. At first I thought it was due to the suggestions coming from us, but knowing what I do now, I know the truth: You won't because you're the equivalent of a battered child. This is not entirely your fault.
You're still seeking approval from them, despite the fact that the interest of those you seek to appeal to is fucking gone. At any time, you could stop virtue signaling, but I suspect you don't know how anymore. You're trapped in the clique with no readily visible way out, and I can't help but feel pity towards you. You won't take even the most basic steps to improve yourself. That is what marks you as a lolcow. It's a mark you could take off if you actually gave a damn.
You won't because you fucking hate yourself and you're punishing yourself as is demanded by the cult for the lapses that drove you from the cool kids' club. Even when you're put face-to-face with evidence that directly shows you to be lying outright, you will double and triple down rather than admit you were wrong about anything, but if Nora or the like fucking disagrees with you, you can't capitulate fast enough.
This is why everyone calls you a cuck: You have no pride and no self-respect. You could get the Farms to shout your praises within a week if you actually defied the rat king and kept to your guns on something, and ultimately, broke free of them.
You won't. Not until you fucking find the shredded remains of your testicular fortitude and take the first step. And fucking anyone can do it. If Jake Rapp can have the spine to fuck off after Alison forced him to have gay sex for her amusement, fucking anyone can.
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Now, Davey, that's unfair. I don't hate you. I think you're pathetically amusing, but that's because you refuse to change and find new and interesting ways to sink further.
But even I've given you seem very good suggestions on how to improve your appearance. If you want to continue looking like Bozo with a juggalo beard, that's on you.
But even I've given you seem very good suggestions on how to improve your appearance. If you want to continue looking like Bozo with a juggalo beard, that's on you.
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David Gallant supports pedophile Nicholas Nyberg of 2809 Union Street, Madison, Wisconsin, a pedophile who tried to groom their 5-8 y.o. cousin.
LMAO!
Is this the rule 63 of sexual harasser Azure/Aguyuno/Timothy Craig?
Cucked by Dilbert.
"FUCK YOU JAIMAS YOU DIDN'T LOOK UP THE DATES RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
LMAO!
Is this the rule 63 of sexual harasser Azure/Aguyuno/Timothy Craig?
Cucked by Dilbert.
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Cucked by a Twitter thread with a couple fat weirdoes who are even bigger losers than he is.
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You notice that he only addressed half of the post. The half he thought he could rebuke.
So let's humor him. Let's give him that one. So we'll ignore the fucking pages of Graphic Adventure games, flash games, and FMV games that did it first, just for his sake, and just nail him with this:
Journey still released 9 months before you and is 20 times better a game.
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Cucked by a card game he doesn't even play.
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You know what, Davey? I've been hoping you'd be stupid enough to go down this path. Thank you for obliging me.
Let's discuss that card game he mentioned.
The one in question is Cards Against Humanity, whose maker, Max Temkin, had a completely baseless sexual assault claim leveraged against him. He had dated the woman in question, broke up, and the pair never had sex. His accuser's response was both confused and didn't really solidify her case any. The media proceeded to do to Temkin what it did to Brad Wardell, and shrieked how he was guilty by default.
This included a lot of people who'd later get caught in both Gamergate and the subsequent Pewdiepie Debacle, including Sam Biddle. None of these were better known than the attack piece done by Patricia Hernandez, another person who'd peek above ground repeatedly during later scandals, who later wrote an article on Kotaku basically declaring him guilty, and that his willingness to defend himself against a baseless accusation meant he was guilty. This one was such a fuck-up that Stephen Totilo, the head of Kotaku, was forced to publicly apologize for it, and redact the fucking thing.
Let me quote Temkin directly on this one:
Max Temkin said:
So the astute among you might be asking: "This has something to do with Daveykins, doesn't it?"
And you'd be absolutely right, you perceptive little Kiwi bird, you.
See, do you know who it was who was helping push this bullshit narrative the entire time? Why, it was Davey and his friends, of course. First, they basically pulled the "denying it means he's automatically guilty" meme, followed by Arthur Chu sperging about it and stating that even if evidence completely exhonorated him, Temkin deserved nothing but scorn. Not to be outdone, Rab Florence (the guy behind DoritosGate) basically claimed that Temkin's accuser was 100% accurate and that Temkin should have just fessed up. I could post to you a few hundred pages of how various members of Crash Override Network helped to signal boost this story, but I won't because right now, we're going to focus solely on Daveykins.
See, Daveykins went above and beyond the call of duty: pushing the narrative at every level, suggesting that if you didn't get on-board with a baseless hate campaign against someone who essentially did nothing wrong, you were essentially supporting a rapist:
And lest you think I was being remotely hyperbolic about that:
Davey was part of the same kind of fucking smear campaign that Pewdiepie got subjected to, and no, he's not sorry:
As you can see from that screengrab, David Gallant was continuing to spread this thing as legitimate - fucking months after Stephen Totilo had been forced to fucking apologize over the claims, all in an effort to hurt someone on behalf of his clique who, by all accounts, had done fucking nothing to warrant it.
This is a true measure of the nature of David Gallant as a man. A spiteful, arrogant shit who sees nothing wrong in hurting people over the most nebulous reasons provided that his buddies call them evil.
Explains his friendship with Nora nicely, doesn't it?
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Triggered by JonTron? A bloo bloo bloo, poor baby.