Davis M.J. Aurini and Jordan Owen - Dysfunctional Creators of The Sarkeesian Effect and their farce on display

[Miriam Margoyles]

Lest we forget.

 

[Nancy]

Well, he's back, and not a moment too soon! Actually, probably about a lifetime too soon. In True and Honest BPD style, he lasted all of two weeks before he needed that sweet, sweet dopamine rush of getting four whole comments on his boring videos because some retards really love having tepid opinions spoon-fed to them by another retard, apparently

Jordan also has never seen Fargo, which cements his status as a gigantic faggot, but he sucks Gaear off pretty well, so that was interesting to see

He hasn't been able to stay entirely away, though. He likes to post pictures on his community tab and God knows why. If my house looked like this, I'd sooner kill myself out of embarrassment than share my filthy fucking grief-hovel with the entire Internet

Spoiler: Under here

Maybe he could've taken some time out of these two weeks to do a bit of dusting?



If you read this book, then you, - yes, you - can make a film as iconic as The Sarkeesian Effect!



Oh, wait, sorry. That's Lenny from the Simpsons. You can see how I got confused

 

[Bookwork]

Well, he's back, and not a moment too soon! Actually, probably about a lifetime too soon.

Being away from YT's been very good for Jordan so he's back early.

His OCD is largely under control! So he's back early! Just gotta get back to it! Early! Because his OCD is under control! Largely. Therapy!

After his two backlogged videos are posted, he will give us his thoughts on the Nashville shooting and on Chris Chan being released on bail.

So that's four videos! Because his OCD's under control!!! Therapy!

 

[Nancy]

Being away from YT's been very good for Jordan so he's back early.

His OCD is largely under control! So he's back early! Just gotta get back to it! Early! Because his OCD is under control! Largely. Therapy!

After his two backlogged videos are posted, he will give us his thoughts on the Nashville shooting and on Chris Chan being released on bail.

So that's four videos! Because his OCD's under control!!! Therapy!

I don't think he's realized OCD doesn't actually stand for One Cool Dude at all

 

[NetVet]

Is Aurini streaming anymore?

 

[Nancy]

Is Aurini streaming anymore?

I think he's on Twitch but since you're one of about two people in this thread who's asked, I'm guessing either literally no one cares, or he stopped streaming altogether

I used to watch the funniest (read: shortest) clips from the Sigma Supreme channel but even they stopped uploading. The last thing I remember is him being genuinely excited that he had four people watching his stream

He needs a new gimmick. I think he should make a glorious comeback, cosplaying Reality from South Park



"Ah ha ha ha ha, the Holocaust never happened!"

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Since I have ran out of places to search and haven't found it in the thread. Do any of you guys know where I could find the Davis Aurini Anime shitpost video?

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Jordan living that autistic life.

 

[Nancy]

First of all, lmao, cope

Second, that's a really arrogant way of titling those videos. They should be called "Why I Should Stay Single," or better yet, "Why I'll Stay Seething"

Personally, I don't think anyone should date someone with autism. They cannot empathise. You can tweak the Breakfast Question with regard to these retards:

"How would I feel if I didn't have breakfast this morning?"
"But you did have breakfast"

He's sour grapes in human form and ridiculously mean-spirited, saying something like "some people say they're in relationships with autistic people and you're happy and I just assume you're ugly and there's something wrong with you"

Reminds me of Chris-Chan making fun of slow-in-da-minds when he's hardly better. Jordan is too autistic to realise that projecting his own self-hatred on to other people only serves to demonstrate what a bitter asshole he is

I'm sad Davis got banned all those years ago, at least he made me laugh. Jordan's channel should get nuked for being a boring, navel-gazing snore fest

 

[VeeAndro]

Davis isn't much better these days over on whatever channel he's on. You can search for him. It'll be any of the other video hosting platforms. He goes by Leo Aurini now, tho.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Jordan doesn't want any fucking life advice.

 

[Nancy]

Here's the only life advice Jordan really needs: stop making videos and keep this embarrassing shit in a diary like the whiny, developmentally stunted little bitch he is. Is YouTube the only interaction with people he has? Does he not have friends in real life? Didn't he say he had to put a timer in place to stop him from compulsively checking it? That's insane. He should be focused on managing the OCD more than anything else because it looks like it's out of control and he clearly lacks insight into how much it's affecting him

Why does he think he can tell people what to do and how to interact with him? It's his responsibility to choose who and what to engage with. If he doesn't want people to respond, don't post spergy existential crises online. Is this 'tism or just Jordan being Jordan?

I thought he was done with dating, why is he still obsessed with it to the point of running his own personal gay ops on a dating site? Jordan is too autistic to maintain a relationship and it has nothing to do with his looks or his height, it's his entire personality. He's a gross old Band-Aid floating in the dating pool and he needs to remove himself ASAP

He wants to lay down and rot, let him

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Nobody likes somebody who wants to complain all the time about how shitty their life is, for whatever reason, but then gets angry with and spurns people when they try to offer advice. That's Wingsofredemption shit.

But I'm sure Jordan wouldn't say he's complaining, but simply 'spreading awareness'. Just like how he's 'totally fine' with being single forever.

You can't make a dozen videos talking about how autism is ruining your love life, but then keep saying it doesn't bother you that much.

Maybe it's a masculine thing, but there's a part of him that doesn't want to say out loud, plain and clear, that he's completely miserable in life.

 

[Nancy]

Nobody likes somebody who wants to complain all the time about how shitty their life is, for whatever reason, but then gets angry with and spurns people when they try to offer advice. That's Wingsofredemption shit.

And exactly why he has a thread here

but there's a part of him that doesn't want to say out loud, plain and clear, that he's completely miserable in life.

He doesn't need to say it out loud, look at him. It's definitely pride, though, he thinks he's better than all the other autists because he's read a few sci-fi novels, has a band that no one cares about and self-published a coomer book. Remember when he said he was the "autistic anti-hero"?

I'm amazed that never got random.txt'd because wow

 

[Bookwork]

Here's the only life advice Jordan really needs: stop making videos and keep this embarrassing shit in a diary like the whiny, developmentally stunted little bitch he is.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. To get me through this happy fam Thanksgiving I need at least three videos of Jordan nude in his bathtub reading for hours from Ayn Rand's lesser works, interrupting himself to point out the passages' relevance to his personal experiences in stripper bars.

What, you say? They are all lesser works?

Well you, fren, have clearly not dipped into the translation of Russian Writings on Hollywood or Ayn Rand's Marginalia.

Those works, without exception, can be salvaged only by a naked land whale in chilled waters recalling what a $20 bill did and did not inspire in women desperate to make a car payment.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

The Manosphere is still living rent-free in his head, as well.

He seems to want to label virtually any guy who offers self improvement tips as being a PUA douche.

 

[Nancy]

The Manosphere is still living rent-free in his head, as well.

That comment about getting a three piece suit and going Catholic was certainly about Aurini, he can't let it go

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Jordan's current obsession with his own status as an autistic person shows no signs of slowing down.

 

[Nancy]

Ironic that he used to be so against identity politics and now he's become a Person With Autism. What are his pronouns? Hurr/durr?

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

What's with him and quoting Family Guy?

His constant quoting from pop culture is annoying enough, but why quote Family Guy of all things when trying to put forth an intellectual argument?