Day 94 - A failure

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Orange Banana

Orange Banana

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And of course she couldn't finish the easiest 100 days she ever started.


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Lmfaoooo.
I knew. I just fucking knew she wouldn’t be able to finish it. She literally has like a phobia of completing anything. As soon as she makes progress on anything, no matter what, she bugs the fuck out and drops it. Whoever gets mad at this is dumb as fuck because it was so painfully predictable. If you ever wager a bet amber will succeed you’re a sucker. Goddamn I love our gorl so much. Never change Amberlynn.
 
Holy shit. All she had to do was film a day's worth of meals (yes, 6 meals in one day seems reasonable for her) and finish out the 100 days with mukbangs. 😂 😂 😂

Maybe she's upset about finding out Becky's family was going to let Ann go speak for them on Charlie Gold's channel?
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She literally could have vlogged Twinkie or the cats, or even Becky for a few mins. Make a video about something other than herself...

But her fEeLiNgS and eMoTiOns. 🙄🙄
 
Even after all the shelf-ass-patters told her they'd prefer she upload 3 minutes of nothing instead of "give up" this profiteering 100 Days?

Good riddance.

(Which means she's POSSIBLY going to film something quick and stupid NOW that all the Ambabies are crying for her to not fail this stupid thing thanking them, making it the 94th day, and the nightmare will continue. Because TrollLynn is TrollLynn.)

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Idk why she's acting like her content was so interesting and innovative. It was literally just her complaining or eating. How do you fail uploading videos of you eating? This is a new level of being a useless cow.

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L_I_F_T_E_D said:
(Which means she's POSSIBLY going to film something quick and stupid NOW that all the Ambabies are crying for her to not fail this stupid thing thanking them, making it the 94th day, and the nightmare will continue. Because TrollLynn in TrollLynn.)
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Good point. She's got 36 minutes before she's actually failed.
 
ADHD said:
Good point. She's got 36 minutes before she's actually failed.
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Ehhh I dont think so, she knows the blow back would be harsh, we all knew this was coming AL cannot be accountable. She cannot succeed because if she does people will expect things from her, this keeps things nice and care-free for our gorl
 
For some reason, out of all the ridiculous shit she's pulled, this is what broke me. I'm fucking dying over here, this is too goddamn funny.

It's like that scene in Arrested Development where Michael opens the freezer and finds a dead dove in a bag marked "DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT," I don't know what I expected lol.
 
Well shit, I was waiting on the video where she walked up a flight of stairs, lost 89 lbs., and got Destiny back. Guess I’ll have to wait... /sneed
 
Someone add a poll to this asking

What will AL blame for failing this time?

Norma Scandal
Nicocado's Video
Depreshuns
"I dont wanna talk about it"
 
You see amber? This is why no one likes you. You can’t accomplish the most basic task or goal you set for yourself. You’re not trolling us. Every single time she thinks she is it shows how pathetic, small and dim her world is. Because if she delivered we’d talk less and she can’t have that. The haters give her life because if we all shut up, she’d have to sit knowing that she’s still a pathetic child no one wants. It’s pretty bad when even your drug addled parents give up on you for being irredeemable. But play stupid games win stupid prizes. Enjoy your sixth fast food run poultry arms, you earned it.
 
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